Don't Say the "M" Word!
Republicans Have Put Our Country on a Path of Warp-Speed Decline And They Want You to Think It’s Worth Cheering For!
Whoever enters here honors me; whoever doesn’t- pleases me.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Live Yet Pre-recorded- Episode Twelve of:
Don’t Say the “M” Word!
A Silent Radio Hour!
“I understand people believe I'm just a statistic
I say to them I'm different”
10th grader, Antwon Rose
“De l’audace, encore de l’audace, toujours de l’audace!” [“Audacity, audacity, always audacity!”]
-Georges Danton
“The power of the powerless!”
-Vaclav Havel
NO MORE!
TheBecka: Welcome back cherished listeners! And let me tell you! I’m excited! Today we have the world renown! Publicly celebrated! Well established! Clinically recognized! Wholly reputed! Sincerely honored! Respectfully acknowledged! 100% principled! And well golly gee! Just so darn handsome that he just curls my toes whenever I think about him! And oh yes! As seen on TV! Patreon and Free Speech TV! Actually heard on the radio! He has a genuine pod cast! And just to let you know! He’s written many many books! Please welcome “our” guest for today’s show!
J: Donald Trump’s gonna be “our” guest today?
TheBecka: No silly! It’s Thom Hartman from the fabulous ‘Thom Hartman Show!’
WAR: Isn’t he one of TheSASMO’s heroes?
TheSASMO: Indeed he is Warren! Indeed he is!
TheBecka: Okay than! Let’s get to it! Lock & Load! Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH front and center!
MTH: Not you people again! I sincerely asked Zen Master Milo to not allow inter-dimensional transport! Gives me the willys!
TheBecka: Mr. Hartman! We have no control over such things!
J: She’s correct Tommy-boy! We don’t!
MTH: Please don’t call me that! You are?
J: You don’t remember me Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH? I remember you!
MTH: My apologies, please! I was confused the last time I was here! So you are?
D: He’s Jonathan!
J: And he’s Drew!
J&D: Together! We’re never going to become HGTV’s The Property Brothers!
MTH: Now I remember! We spoke at length about how you both were arrested by ICE and deported to Alberta, Canada!
J: Oh and we just have to! Everybody stand and sing with honor and pride!
J&D&TheBecka&WAR&TheSASMO&MTH&W: O Canada! our home and native land! True patriot-love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! And stand on guard, O Canada, We stand on guard for thee. O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada! where pines and maples grow, Great prairies spread, and lordly rivers flow. How dear to us thy broad domain, From East to Western sea. The land of hope for all who toil, The True North strong and free! O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada! beneath our shining skies, May stalwart sons, and gentle maidens rise. To keep thee steadfast through the years, From east to western sea, Our own beloved native land, Our true north strong and free! O Canada, glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Ruler Supreme! who hearest humble prayer, Hold thy Dominion in thy loving care; Help us to find, Oh God, in thee, A lasting rich reward. As waiting for the Better Day, We ever stand on guard. O Canada, Glorious and free! Amen!
W: That was wonderful everybody! Now how about some Good Ole Fashioned Chinese Green Tea or GOFCGT sold by Mother Eu-funh or Playful Phoenix, a Mom and Pop Corner Tea Store in Hong Kong, China or MEPPMPCTSHKC and popcorn?
J&D&TheBecka&WAR&MTH: Yes please!
W: I’ll be right back with your Good Ole Fashioned Chinese Green Tea or GOFCGT sold by Mother Eu-funh or Playful Phoenix, a Mom and Pop Corner Tea Store in Hong Kong, China or MEPPMPCTSHKC and popcorn!
J&D&TheBecka&WAR&MTH: Thank you!
W: Never a problem my darlings!
TheBecka: Great day to be alive while enjoying Good Ole Fashioned Chinese Green Tea or GOFCGT sold by Mother Eu-funh or Playful Phoenix, a Mom and Pop Corner Tea Store in Hong Kong, China or MEPPMPCTSHKC and popcorn!
J&D&WAR&MTH: Good Ole Fashioned Chinese Green Tea or GOFCGT sold by Mother Eu-funh or Playful Phoenix, a Mom and Pop Corner Tea Store in Hong Kong, China or MEPPMPCTSHKC and popcorn! Good Ole Fashioned Chinese Green Tea or GOFCGT sold by Mother Eu-funh or Playful Phoenix, a Mom and Pop Corner Tea Store in Hong Kong, China or MEPPMPCTSHKC and popcorn! Give us more Good Ole Fashioned Chinese Green Tea or GOFCGT sold by Mother Eu-funh or Playful Phoenix, a Mom and Pop Corner Tea Store in Hong Kong, China or MEPPMPCTSHKC and popcorn!
W: My darlings! Be right back with your Good Ole Fashioned Chinese Green Tea or GOFCGT sold by Mother Eu-funh or Playful Phoenix, a Mom and Pop Corner Tea Store in Hong Kong, China or MEPPMPCTSHKC and popcorn!
J&D&TheBecka&WAR&MTH: Thank you!
W: Never a problem my darlings!
TheBecka: See! Things are bad! Horrible actually! But so long as we have “some” of the simple pleasures in life? We’ll endure!
D: Mr. Thomm Hartman or MTH? Could you please give the introduction to “your” show on “our” show today?
MTH: Would be my pleasure Drew! I’ll begin immediately!
J: Silent radio Thomas! Silent radio!
W: Jonathan! You know better! Now apologize to “our” lovely guest!
J: I’m sorry for being sarcastic with you Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH!
MTH: Least of my worries today Jonathan! Least of my worries!
TheBecka: And what worries you today Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH?
MTH: Getting back to Portland after the show! You know! In one piece!
J: Not to worry Thomas! You’ll end right back where you started at the exact moment you left! Problem though…
MTH: Problem?
D: For example Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH! Once I went through one of the Café doors and I ended up in ancient Mesopotamia running with Gilgamesh and the wild man Enkidu!
J: He came back through the same door in a couple of seconds naked with his pubic area on fire!
D: Hot! Hot! Hot! I called for iced tea! ‘Throw it onto my pubic area!’ I shouted to “our” waitress!
J: We immediately sent Drew back through the same door because he was, you know! Naked! Whereas! He returned dressed in a fine three-piece Italian suit costing tens of thousands of dollars: American!
D: I wore the suit for a week and a half! Even sleeping in it!
MTH: Right! Gilgamesh?
J: TheSASMO front and center!
D: He’s a trained theologian you know!
MTH: Right! TheSASMO? Brief me once again please! TheSASMO?
WAR: The Stupid Ass Scratching Mark Oglesby! TheSASMO! A known UNION organizer inside Amazon.com!
J: He’s also a known Worker’s Rights Advocate or WRA! Extremely notorious!
MTH: Right! So than? Gilgamesh?
TheSASMO: Gilgamesh was a historical king of the Sumerian city-state of Uruk! A major hero in ancient Mesopotamian mythology! He’s the protagonist of the Epic of Gilgamesh an epic poem written in Akkadian during the late second millennium BC! He probably ruled sometime between 2800 and 2500 BC and was posthumously deified! He became a major figure in Sumerian legends! The Tales of Gilgamesh’s legendary exploits are narrated in five surviving Sumerian poems.
MTH: Really?
TheSASMO: Yes! Really! Anyway! The earliest of these is probably Gilgamesh, Enkidu and the Netherworld in which Gilgamesh comes to the aid of the goddess Inanna and drives away the creatures infesting her huluppu tree!
D: I remember some of that episode! The goddess was a real bitch! But beautiful! Extremely voluptuous! I mean to say! We had SEX! Over and over again!
MTH: Right!
TheSASMO: Continuing! The goddess Inanna gives him two unknown objects called a mikku and a pikku! And what happens?
D: What happened TheSASMO?
MTH: Thought you said you were there Drew?
D: It was just before Gilgamesh drives the creatures away that I ended up coming back through the door!
MTH: Really?
D: Yes! After all the SEX! I was naked and running with Gilgamesh and Enkidu out there in the wilderness and suddenly! My pubic area’s on fire! I’m screaming ‘Hot! Hot! Hot!’ And abruptly! I’m back inside The Spank the Monkey Café begging for iced tea to be thrown onto my pubic area!
MTH: Right! Back to the adventures of Gilgamesh and Enkidu, please!
TheSASMO: So then! Gilgamesh loses the unknown objects!
J: LOSER!
TheSASMO: It might seem that way! Moving forward! After Enkidu’s death! His shade tells Gilgamesh about the bleak conditions in the Underworld.
D: Jonathan and I were once in the Underworld where Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN who’s really Satan scolded us and sent us back to The Spank the Monkey Café!
MTH: Right! Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN?
J: Remember the movie ‘Angel Heart?’
MTH: Not so much! But anyway?
J: Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN plays a character named Louis Cyphre! Lucifer! Or!
D: Satan! Leader of the Underworld!
WAR: A really fun guy and so I hear!
D: No he wasn’t! He was really mean to us! Used harsh language Warren!
TheBecka: We’re getting a little off course here guys! Back-on-point! TheSASMO, please!
TheSASMO: In the poem! Gilgamesh and Agga describe Gilgamesh’s revolt against his overlord King Agga! Also! Other Sumerian poems relate Gilgamesh’s defeat of the ogre Huwawa and the Bull of Heaven Huwawa! And a poorly preserved poem apparently describes his death and funeral!
MTH: Fascinating!
WAR: I tingle!
TheBecka: Back-on-point!
TheSASMO: In later Babylonian times! These stories began to be woven into a connected narrative! The standard Akkadian Epic of Gilgamesh was composed by a scribe named Sin-leqi-unninni probably during the Middle Babylonian Period c. 1600 – c. 1155 BC! It was based on much older source material. In the epic! Gilgamesh is a demigod of superhuman strength who befriends the wildman Enkidu! In the epic! Gilgamesh is sent to attack them by Ishtar who’s the East Semitic equivalent of Inanna after Gilgamesh rejects her offer for him to become her consort!
J&WAR: But not Drew!
D: Honestly fellows! The SEX was great! I actually went unconscious for a while there!
MTH: Right!
TheSASMO: After Enkidu dies of a disease sent as punishment from the gods! Gilgamesh becomes afraid for his own death! Whereas! He visits the sage Utnapishtim! Who was a survivor of the Great Flood! Gilgamesh was hoping to find immortality! But Gilgamesh repeatedly fails the trials set before him and returns home to Uruk realizing that immortality’s beyond his reach.
MTH: Isn’t this where the ancient Israelites got their myth concerning Noah’s flood?
TheSASMO: Exactly! In fact! A great read which I recommend highly! ‘Adam, Eve, and the Devil: A New Beginning’ by Marjo C.A. Korpel & Johannes C. de Moor! Also ‘The Rise and Fall of Adam and Eve’ by Stephen Greenblatt! And! ‘The Good Book of Human Nature’ by Carel Van Schaik & Kai Michel!
D: See! TheSASMO! A trained theologian!
MTH: Right!
TheBecka: And finally! Onto today’s Episode or E of ‘A Silent Radio Hour’ live yet pre-recorded here inside The Spank the Monkey Café in the heart of downtown Seattle, Washington kitty corner to HQ1 of The Mighty Amazon!
INSIDE THEAMAZON!
BEZOS! BEZOS! BEZOS! All praise to TheBEZOS!
MTH: What the hell was that?
J&WAR: Pay no attention to that man behind the screen Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH!
MTH: Okay?
D: He’s also an agent of Satan or Louis Cyphre! The award winning actor Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN!
MTH: That I can believe! Jeff Bezos? Yeah! An agent of Satan or Louis Cyphre! The award winning actor Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN!
J: Knew he’d come around! They all do!
WAR: Indeed!
TheBecka: And we’re all coming around to today’s topic!
Republicans Have Put Our Country on a Path of Warp-Speed Decline And They Want You to Think It’s Worth Cheering For!
As long as the GOP can fool some of the people all of the time, they don’t give a rat’s ass about the rest of us!
-Thomm Hartman
D: We still need the opening to “your” show Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH!
MTH: Not a problem Drew! ‘And greetings my friends! Patriots! Lovers of Democracy! Truth! And Justice! Believers in Peace! Freedom! And the American Way!’
TheSASMO: I tingle!
MTH: Thank you! Now! Listening to Republicans! It’s apparent they don’t have much respect for the intelligence of the American people! Over 70% of Americans want a national health care system like every other developed country in the world has! But the GOP tells us that we just aren’t smart enough to make it work! It’ll be too confusing and complex for average Americans they say! And besides! If the government “takes over” our health care system? Are we not on our way to tyranny?
“All things that have been done by most if not all of the fully developed countries in the world—Republicans tell us we just can't do those things here in America. We’re just not that intelligent.”
MTH: About two-thirds of Americans think that we should have free college education for anybody intellectually capable of attending! Free trade schools as well!
TheSASMO: You mean like pretty much every other developed country in the world?
MTH: And quite a few of the developing countries! But these stupid Republicans…
J: You mean Ass Scratchingly Stupid or ASS Republicans!
MTH: Agreed! Major League Asses! They always tell us that we can’t use government funds to pay off our nation’s $1.5 trillion in student debt because we just borrowed that exact amount last year to give tax rebates to billionaires! So! There’s nothing left! We’re just not smart enough to fix the problem!
J: The rich get the gravy but We The People or WTP get the beans!
J&D&WAR: Beans! Beans! Beans! We The People or WTP get the beans!
TheSASMO: And not much more!
MTH: And we could never! And so they tell us! Go back free college like Thomas Jefferson created!
J&D: Thomas Jefferson? WOW!
MTH: Correct guys! He founded the University of Virginia as a free college! Also! Abraham Lincoln instituted while pushing for and got legislation to create 54 “land grant” colleges like Michigan State University!
J&D: Abe! Abe! Abe! He’s are man if he can’t do it? Well? We’re screwed!
MTH: Right! Now! With enough formerly public land that they could provide free or very cheap tuition! A program Ronald Reagan ended in California when he was governor!
WAR: Reagan hurt this country like very few presidents before or after him!
TheSASMO: Trump most certainly not excluded!
MTH: Correct! Grandpa might have been able to pay for college with a part-time job in a gas station or restaurant as I and most in my generation did!
TheSASMO: I did my Associates of Arts or AA at Mt. San Antonio Community College and the parking fee was the most expensive cost out-of-pocket! Of course! Text books not included!
D: Weren’t you on the VA TheSASMO?
TheSASMO: Got that one Drew! I served “our” country and received that benefit! Not a hand-out! A help! Not an entitlement! A “RIGHT” of citizenship! A “RIGHT” as a taxpayer!
D: Especially a taxpayer who served in the military!
WAR: Unlike “Captain BoneSpur” or CBS!
MTH: Like that one! Look! No other country in the world has the kind of student debt we have! But again! These stupid, how did you put it?
J: Ass Scratchingly Stupid or ASS Republicans!
MTH: They’re the ones! Anyway! They tell us that it’s just the way it is! For some reason American’s just can’t figure it out!
TheSASMO: We’ll have to teach them how to understand what the rich and corporations are doing to “our” country!
MTH: Can’t agree more! Nearly eight out of ten Americans think taxes should be raised on the wealthy!
J&D: Holy Mollie!
MTH: But! These same Ass Scratchingly Stupid or ASS Republicans tell us that would create economic chaos and destroy the economy! That we’d end up like all those other countries where there’s a strong and vibrant middle class!
WAR: We don’t need no stinkin’ middle class!
MTH: Not here in America! Not anymore! Look! These billionaires can’t hoard their wealth without limit! That would be a disaster! Why? Because! Some of these ‘Ass Scratchingly Stupid or ASS’ Americans who think rich people should pay their fair share of taxes to help the country are just? Well? According to these Republicans! Are not that bright! And so says the GOP!
D: GOP Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH?
MTH: Grand Old Party Drew! Grand Old Party!
J: Doesn’t sound so grand to me!
MTH: Me either! Clearly! Just under two-thirds of Americans think our minimum wage should be $15 an hour! That’s minimum! Let’s look at the Maximum! In Denmark! MacDonald’s pays $20 an hour and a Big Mac costs “only” 80 cents more than here in the United States!
TheSASMO: See! See! We’re all being duped by the wealth-class!
D: Jonathan! We can go back to Mickey Ds! We just have to make it to Denmark!
J: Right!
MHT: And easily! Danish workers can afford that! ‘Can’t we do that or even three-quarters of that?’ Many Americans ask. “No!” Republicans say, ‘It’ll be too much of a burden on the poor executives and stockholders who might have to take slightly lower pay and dividends. It’s not possible.’ We’re just not clever enough to figure out how to do such things and so “they” tell us.
J&D: GOP! GOP! GOP! Grand to be part of the GOP!
TheSASMO: Part of the “rich” or “corporate” GOP by God!
INSIDE THEAMAZON!
BEZOS! BEZOS! BEZOS! All praise to TheBEZOS!
MTH: Again! What the hell was that?
J&WAR: Pay no attention to that man behind the screen Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH!
MTH: Okay?
D: He’s also an agent of Satan or Louis Cyphre! The award winning actor Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN!
MTH: That I can believe! Jeff Bezos? An agent of Satan or Louis Cyphre! The award winning actor Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN!
J: Knew he’d come around! They all do!
WAR: Indeed!
TheBecka: And we’re all coming back around to today’s topic!
MTGH: The Green New Deal’s supported by 81% of registered voters! But once again! Republicans tell us! Americans just aren’t as smart as Norwegians who have 60% of all car sales electric now and will totally phase out gas and diesel cars in eight years! Or Germans who produced more than 100% of the electricity their country needed a few days last year from renewable sources!
WAR: Are we American that stupid or what?
J: Ass Scratchingly Stupid or ASS Americans!
TheSASMO: More and more! We have to educate one another! We have to close “our” ears to those Republican Sirens or RSs!
MTH: We have to keep digging coal and drilling for oil and gas! Continually polluting the planet! Causing tens of thousands of cancers! Destroying the biosphere! And why? Because! After all! We wouldn’t want to cut the revenue to a vital industry! Now would we?
J&D: Give a hoot! Help the GOP pollute! GOP! GOP! GOP! Grand to be part of the GOP!
MTH: In today’s “For Profit” or FP reality? YES! Look! Republicans even think that Americans will believe them when they say that the Green New Deal will mean we all have to stop eating hamburgers! Stop flying! That all of us must turn our cars over to: “Jackbooted thugs from the big government!”
D: “Jackbooted thugs from the big government” are people too!
J: And even “Jackbooted thugs from the big government” deserve a Big Mac from Mickey Ds every now and then!
“Republicans have turned the USA into the world’s village idiot.”
MTH: A solid majority of Americans think women should make their own decisions on birth control and abortion! That America should do more to provide prenatal care! Nine out of ten Americans think we should offer government-funded “free” pre-K daycare!
D: Babe never took us to pre-K daycare!
MTH: Babe?
J&D: MOM!
MTH: Oh? Once more! Republicans point to the states they run! States like Mississippi where a woman’s more likely to die in childbirth than in Bosnia or Botswana! They tell us that this’ just how things have to be! Only by outlawing all abortion! Mississippi Republican Governor Phil Bryant tells us! Can Mississippi become ‘the safest place in America for an unborn child.’ Nothing else will work they tell us! And what’s happened? We’ve lost that ‘take a man to the moon and bring him home safely’ intellect we used to have!
TheSASMO: Truly! America’s the world’s Village Idiot or VI!
J&D&WAR: VI! VI! VI! The world’s Village Idiot America has become!
TheSASMO: My home this is!
TheBecka: Thank TheDonald children!
J&D&WAR&TheSASMO&MTH: Thank you Donald Trump!
J: Bad Donald! Bad dog! Bad dog!
MTH: Now whether it’s strengthening environmental regulations! Breaking up monopolies! Restraining CEO pay!
INSIDE THEAMAZON!
BEZOS! BEZOS! BEZOS! All praise to TheBEZOS!
MTH: Again! What the hell was that?
J&WAR: Pay no attention to that man behind the screen Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH!
MTH: Okay?
D: He’s also an agent of Satan or Louis Cyphre! The award winning actor Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN!
MTH: That I can believe! Jeff Bezos? An agent of Satan or Louis Cyphre! The award winning actor Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN!
J: Knew he’d come around! They all do!
WAR: Indeed!
TheBecka: And we’re all trying to finish today’s show!
MTH: Fully funding our public schools! Getting money out of politics! All those things that have been done by most if not all of the fully developed countries in the world! These Ass Scratchingly Stupid or ASS Republicans tell us we just can’t do these things here in America! That we the taxpaying! Hard working! American public are just not that intelligent!
J&D&WAR: USA! USA! USA! No stopping today’s USA!
TheSASMO: A sorry state we’re all in today under the Trump Administration and his “Lackey” Republican Congress or LRC!
J&D&WAR: LRC! LRC! LRC! The GOP’s turned into nothing but the LRC!
MTH: The story goes…
D: Tell us a story Mr. Thom Hartman or MTH!
J&WAR&TheSASMO: A story! A story! We want a story!
TheSASMO: That’s what the children would always say to me in class: ‘Tell us a story Mr. Mark! Tell us a story!’
MTH: The story goes that Lincoln, during his debates with Stephen Douglas, said, ‘You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.’
J: But TheDonald and his “Lackey” Republican Congress or LRC will surely try!
MTH: Yes they will! And clearly! The modern Republican Party! Its billionaire funders! And its media oligarchs have decided to stick with Lincoln’s logic! As long as they can fool some of the people all of the time! They don’t give a rat’s ass…
TheSASMO: That’s a “hairy” rat’s ass Mr. Hartman!
MTH: Sorry TheSASMO! They don’t give a “hairy” rat’s ass about the rest of us! They sincerely believe that’s enough to win elections!
J&D&WAR&TheBecka&TheSASMO: Really?
MTH: Yes! Really! Particularly if they can continue to strategically suppress millions of votes! They have their plan! They’re sticking to it! They’re really, really smart! And in the process! Republicans have turned the USA into the world’s village idiot!
J&D&WAR: USA! USA! USA! No stopping today’s USA!
TheBecka: And all sarcasm aside! We’re stopping this show… NOW! Good Night Irene!
J&D: Bye now!
NO MORE!
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To our cherished listeners out there hopefully believing that “our” ‘A Live Silent Radio Hour’ which’s live yet pre-recorded at The Spank the Monkey Café in the heart of downtown Seattle, Washington of the United States of Here’s Still Hoping for the Fifth Aeon to Finally Come and Save Us All Here or USHSHFAFCSUAH in: America which’s quickly Slipping Into Darkness or SID! Hopefully, we’ll be back next time! Who knows? Now listen! I’m Becka formerly known as Reject # 2 now known as TheBecka! I’m here in what’s known as The Spank the Monkey Café where we’re now broadcasting live yet pre-recorded and so many thanks once again to “our” cherished listeners who are anticipating another Episode or E of ‘A Live Silent Radio Hour’! We’re so sorry that you have to live through these nasty “happenings” taking place daily here in America! I mean to say! Really SORRY! But I wish to thank all of you for tuning in once more while again leaving Any Semblance of Rational Thought or ASRT at the door as for the sake of TheDonald: How in the hell can you listen to silent radio? Never understood that one but hey folks! We’re back! (Inspirational Pause!) And please cherished “LISTENERS” return once again next time to hopefully Find-Out-the-Facts or FOFs concerning the nature and cause of our Collective Delusion or CD as we Tell Our Tale or TOT of Misery or M here in a land formerly known as America! Please stay safe and always watch out for those Frenzied, Extremely Agitated Regrettables or FEAR “Neo-Liberals” who see their own reflection in the Mirrored Sunglasses or MSs of those who would Un-Naturally or UN ridicule our Blessed Way of Life here on Silent Radio or SR! And please! Make sure to thank TheDonald! And so I’m pretty certain! And Good Night Irene!
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D: Jonathan?
J: Yes Drew?
D: Take me to Mickey Ds! Please!
J: Okay!
D: Really? We can go?
J: Pay for those airline tickets to Denmark and Its Big Mac City or IBMC Drew! Big Mac City!
D: There’s always a catch Jonathan! Always a catch!
The Post Meeting Social or PMS:
TheBecka: So let’s remember folks! As Mr. Thomm Hartman or MTH always preaches! Where there’s hope! There’s life!
J: Even here in Trump’s America? Becka?
TheBecka: Especially here in Trump’s America Jonathan!
INSIDE THE TRUMP
WHITE HOUSE!
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! All praise to DONALD TRUMP!
NO MORE!
J: And we’re takin’ it to the streets people! Let TheDonald and his “Lackey” Republican Congress or LRC and all the other worthless Ass Scratchingly Stupid or ASS Republican corporations know who you are! And what you stand for! Everybody!
J&D&TheBecka&WAR&Any One Who Cares About “OUR” Democracy! Cares about finding out who were are? Where we come from? Where we’re headed? What we desire to be or not to be which’s quite the question: ‘You don’t know me but I’m your brother I was raised here in this living hell You don’t know my kind in your world Fairly soon the time will tell You, telling me the things you’re gonna do for me I ain’t blind and I don’t like what I think I see Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Take this message to my brother You will find him everywhere Wherever people live together Tied in poverty’s despair Oh, you, telling me the things you’re gonna do for me I ain’t blind and I don’t like what I think I see Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the Oh, you, telling me the things you’re gonna do for me, yeah I ain’t blind and I don’t like what I think I see Takin’ it to the streets takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets Takin’ it to the streets, takin’ it to the streets!’
Back home in Portland, Oregon!
MTH: What a weird trying day that was!
Mrs. Louise Hartman or MLH: Really dear? I thought it was rather pleasant!
MTH: You didn’t experience what I went through!
MLH: Oh! You mean with Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN a character named Louis Cyphre! Lucifer! Or! Satan! Leader of the Underworld!
MTH: What are you saying Louise? And why are your eyes turning red?
MLH: The flesh is weak, Thomas! Only the soul is immortal! And yours belongs to ME!
MTH: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
MLH: Wake-up Thomas! You’re having a nightmare!
MTH: Hope so Louise! Hope so! Or should I say? Louis?
NO MORE!