Don't Say the "M" Word!
Whoever enters here honors me; whoever doesn’t- pleases me.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Live Yet Pre-recorded- Episode XXX of:
Don’t Say the “M” Word!
A Silent Radio Hour: Live Yet Pre-Recorded
MWW: Amazingly cherished audience, we’re back!
PBD: Why’s it amazing that we’re back? We’re always back! And so it seems!
MWW: Amazing that the wrath of TheJefferys hasn’t fallen on our heads!
PBD: I don’t understand what you mean Warren?
MWW: We’re People of the Book or PB now!
PBD: The Zen book by SASMO by SASMO?
MWW: The very one Drew! Now since we’re People of the Book or PB! And since the book clearly states that Bruce Jefferys is “the” actual “antichrist” or ac! Just seems to me that something bad’s about to happen! Seems, well you know, kind of logical! Jonathan?
PBJ: What is it now?
MWW: Don’t need the Attitude or A Jonathan! Just the section of SASMO’s book concerning TheJefferys if you please!
PBJ: ‘Pastor Dan’s the “Seattle Firebrand” of newspaper print fame whose constantly on the case of Com.com who he believes to be the Literal Biblical Babylon or LBB and its CEO and founder, Bruce Jefferys, the actual antichrist or ac who will bring about Armageddon or A and the Eventual Final Judgment of Humanity of EFJH.’
MWW: Thank you! Wasn’t so hard now was it?
PBJ: Whatever!
MWW: Clearly! TheJefferys’ coming down on us! Hard!
PBD: What’d think TheJefferys will do, Warren? If you folks haven’t noticed, I’m kind of frail! Maybe a little delicate!
MWW: Feeble comes to mind!
PBJ: Pasty and pale if I have any say in it!
MSC: Kind of off-white’s my impute!
PBD: That’s Caucasian to you Ms. Show Censure or MSC!
MWW: Well then! Let’s go with: Weak! Perhaps fragile! Of course, delicate! And yes! Why not: flimsy!
PBD: I’m feeling! Yes! Kind of important!
MWW: Whatever!
W: Some tea and popcorn hons?
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: Yes please!
MWW: Okay then! Let’s get to it before TheJefferys brings down the hammer!
PBD: Was that a knock at the door? Warren?
MWW: Too late! Jonathan?
PBJ: What?
MWW: You wanna start please! I don’t think we’ve much time left!
PBJ: Therefore!
And I saw a great white throne, and Him sitting on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away. And a place was not found for them. And I saw the dead, the small and the great, stand before God. And books were opened, and another book was opened, which is the Book of Life. And the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead in it. And death and hell delivered up the dead in them. And each one of them was judged according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the Lake of Fire. This is the second death. And if anyone was not found having been written in the Book of Life, he was cast into the Lake of Fire.
-Revelation 20:11-15.
PBD: Kind of extreme if you ask me!
MWW: Don’t believe anyone did!
MSC: Yeah! I’m gonna kind of have to Censure or C that passage from the “GoodBook” or GB!
PBJ: Kind of too late! Already read it!
PBD: There’s that knocking at the door again! Warren?
MWW: What now Drew?
PBD: Send us back to the HGTV! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
MWW: Can’t do that Drew! Just can’t do that!
PBD: But why?
MWW: The rules Drew! We have rules!
PBJ: What rules?
MWW: Universal Rules or URs! What we call ‘Laws of Attraction and Repulsion or LAR!
PBD: I don’t understand any of this!
MSC: Well neither do I!
PBJ: And if nobody’s noticed!
MWW&PBD&MSC: Yes?
PBJ: That knocking at the door! It seems to be getting just louder and louder! Think we should answer it?
MWW: Well folks?
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: Who is it?
CCHS: This’ the Com.com Hit Squad or CCHS!
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: What’d want?
CCHS: We’ve been sent by Com.com to get some answers!
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: What answers?
CCHS: Why are you people being so mean to Mr. Bruce Jefferys or MBJ, CEO and founder of Com.com? Or as it so states in: ‘Zen & the Art of Mastur…’
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: Don’t say the “M” Word!
CCHS: Would think of it! ‘Experience the End of the Aeon at The Spank the Monkey Café: A Farce or Love Story- I’m not certain which’, wherein, and I shall quote: ‘Therefore, Jefferys is really not some blackened heart soulless cretin whose every waking moment is lived in the delight of crushing someone or something else; hell no, he’s simply been misunderstood due to his erupting temper and forceful foul language: The man’s a peach!’
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: Just a moment!
MWW: Jonathan?
PBJ: Yes Warren?
MWW: Wanna get to that reading while there’s time?
PBJ: May as well!
And I saw a great white throne, and Him sitting on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away. And a place was not found for them. And I saw the dead, the small and the great, stand before God. And books were opened, and another book was opened, which is the Book of Life. And the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead in it. And death and hell delivered up the dead in them. And each one of them was judged according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the Lake of Fire. This is the second death. And if anyone was not found having been written in the Book of Life, he was cast into the Lake of Fire.
-Revelation 20:11-15.
PBJ: Reading from the Book people! Reading from the Book!
PBD: The “GoodBook” Jonathan?
PBJ: From the Zen Book! ‘Now concerning this Final Judgment or FJ as some tend to call it, so let’s try and keep our heads cool and calm while we examine just what the hell’s (forgive please the double pun) going on, alright!’
PBD: So what the hell’s, forgive my pun in return, going on?
PBJ: ‘The first thing we need to understand about the final judgment is that it cannot be avoided as “we” believers don’t give a gash darn as to the number of online services “you” non-believers have attended; it will avail you nothing!’
MWW: A little harsh there John me boy! A little harsh!
PBJ: Don’t call me that Warren! Never call me John! It’s Jonathan! Don’t you watch our show on the HGTV?
PBD: Take us back HGTV! Take us back!
MWW: No sir! I never watch the HGTV! Never will! By the way?
PBJ&PBD: Yes Warren?
MWW: Why do you two want to go back to the HGTV? Thought the pressure of the “Numbers” Game or NG and the HGTV Attitude or TheBigA with its Monster Pressure or MP not to mention that everything’s on Task or T 24/7-365 and if you’re not doing something, anything; it’s Time Off Task or TOT and K-Boom or KB, you’re Written-Up or WU and Fined or F’d! Why boys? Why?
PBJ&PBD: It’s all true! All true!
MWW: So why go back?
PBJ: Warren! As our counter-parts Jonathan and Drew, who obviously are not the Property Brothers, said earlier! ‘You should witness and thus become part of TheSpread or TS they put out every morning! To TheJefferys! You should see it!’
PBD: It’s magnificent Warren! Truly magnificent!
MWW: Elaborate Drew? They actually call it “TheSpread” or TS?
PBD: Like being in Vegas!
MWW: Like being in Vegas?
PBJ: Yeah! Like one of those High Class or HC Buffets or Bs which go on and on and on for miles! Miles and miles of food! Everything imaginable Under, as the Preacher says, the Sun or US! And Warren?
MWW: Yes Jonathan?
PBJ: They even have an actual PopCorn or PC machine! Like the old fashion ones you see at the carnivals! It’s so freaking great!
MWW: And that’s worth going to Hell for?
PBJ&PBD: It can be!
MWW: Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven! Am I getting this straight boys?
PBJ&PBD: Got that right!
PBD: And TheWomens Warren! Miles and miles of TheWomens!
PBJ: Like SASMO says in his book: ‘Zen & the Art of Mastur…’
MWW&PBD&MSC&CCHS: Don’t say the “M” Word Jonathan!
PBJ: Wouldn’t think of it! ‘Experience the End of the Aeon at The Spank the Monkey Café: A Farce or Love Story- I’m Not Certain Which’
MWW: And by the way! For you still engaged cherished audience, “the” book can be found online at Book-Finder, Goggle Books, Amazon.com (but we don’t endorse this up and coming .com but Mr. Jonathan or MJ says “Bullshit” company), Barnes&Noble, etc, etc, etc! ISBN: 978-1-4809-4141-1! Highly recommended by the way!
PBJ: Sorry about the impromptu, wanton advert by ‘A Silent Radio Hour’s’ producer Mr. Warren Williams or MWW! Let me read from TheGoodBook or TGB of SASMO:
PBD: Thank TheSASMO! All hail TheSASMO!
MWW: Yes! All give praise to TheSASMO! Jonathan please! Continue to read from TheGoodBook or TGB of TheSASMO or TGBTS!
PBJ: The “Life Worth Living” Principle or LWLP! ‘For you see, to be part of the Administrative Class or AC is to have made the grade! To be an Executive in a Major Corporation or EMC existing in America at this time is to have reached the Nirvana of Business Entitlement or NBE unknown to over ninety-nine percent of the population! To be or become a Master of the Universe or MU is to know fame and fortune as few who have ever lived on planet Earth! The Manor Houses! The Cars, clothes, meals and other emblems in the opulence of higher living’s the breathtaking delight engendered by these people who knew no restraint and will take no prisoners to get and keep it!’
MWW: And all of that’s worth going to Hell for? Am I hearing you correctly boys?
PBJ&PBD: Hell yes!
MWW: Still! I think Jonathan should keep reading from the Sacred or S text of Zen & the Art before you two make your final, excuse the pun, decision! What say you?
PBD: Couldn’t hurt Jonathan! Couldn’t hurt!
PBJ: Continuing to read from the Sacred or S text of Zen & the Art: ‘Next, regardless of how anyone may choose to interpret Biblical Prophecy or BP on the End Times or ETs, we are told that “it’s appointed to men once to die, but after this the judgment” (Hebrews 9:27); that’s in the New Testament or NT by the way! The correct, Good Evangelical Christian’s Bible or GECB! Therefore, we all have a divine appointment with “The” actual “Boss” or “B” whether or not we wish it so!
PBD: Is that the “Boss” or “B” as in Donald Trump from the “Apprentice” TV show, Warren?
MWW: Unlikely Drew! Highly unlikely!
PBD: But he’s the “Big Boss” or “BB”! The President of the United States of better cross your fingers ‘cause “HIS” finger’s on the trigger of some pretty mean Nuclear Weapons Button or NWBs of: America!
MWW: Yeah but he’s playing for Mr. Robert De Niro’s or MRDN’s team Drew!
PBD: You mean SATAN?
MWW: Yes Drew! SATAN’s team! He’s one of those “minions” of SATAN we spoke about in an earlier Episode!
PBD: Golly Gee or GG!
MWW: Yes! It’s a case of the GGs! All hail TheSASMO! And that may well be! But be that as it may! We have to stop here! And as interesting, Let the Tea and Popcorn Flow or LTPF, as this has been; sorry folks, Time’s Up!
PBD: You mean time for the Ka-Boom or KB? Warren?
MWW: I wouldn’t buck the Vegas odds on that one Drew! Just wouldn’t buck the odd!
PBJ: Too bad!
MWW: Well! You both have Hell to look forward to! Or as it’s been said: Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven!
PBJ&PBD: Got that right!
MWW: That’s correct cherished audience! Too bad for us all! See you next time, if there’s a next time (call the White House or WH * for clarification), on our ‘A Silent Radio Hour’ live yet pre-recorded here at The Spank the Monkey Café in the heart of downtown Seattle, Washington of the United States of sooner or later going straight to, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, Hell: America! Good night! And may TheSASMO bless your and your little ones’ sleep! Hope you can find some! Frankly! This all Scares the Shit Out of Shithole or SSOS!
* Note: Needed a little note here to elaborate! It’s once again the “White House or WH since our new “all-White” President has entered office! Kind of a contrast to our last President who actually took the “White” outta “White House or WH!
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To our cherished audience out there hopefully still listening to our ‘A Live Silent Radio Hour’ which’s live yet pre-recorded; I’m still disappointingly so, the show’s producer Warren Williams and I wish to thank all of you for tuning in once more while once again leaving any semblance of rational thought at the door as for the sake of TheJefferys: How in the hell can you listen to silent radio? I’m still here live yet pre-recorded and I simply don’t understand any of this! ( Inspirational Pause!) And please cherished audience, come back next time, if, once again, there’s gonna be a next time (see the above speculation and its note), to hopefully Find-Out-the-Facts or FOFs concerning the nature and cause of our Collective Delusion or CD! Or in the case of Mr. Robert De Niro’s or MRDN challenge: Let us thank the Right Reverent Wainwright or Pastor Dan as he’s known at the Evangelical Millennial Church of Mercer Island in Seattle, Washington, of the United States of attempting to be born again: America for his quest to give you the truth! The whole truth! And nothing but the truth! Concerning Mr. Bruce Jefferys or MBJ of Com.com, the mighty online retail giant headquarter in downtown Seattle, Washington, United States of I’m certain now that we’re really going staright to Hell: America! Please cherished audience! Stay safe! And Good Night Irene! May we, as Vera Lynn once sang for Dr. StrangeLove or DSL: ‘We’ll Meet Again’ Everybody sing!
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC&W: We’ll meet again, Don’t know where, don’t know when, But I know we'll meet again Some sunny day. Keep smiling through, Just like you always do, ‘Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away. So will you please say hello To the folks that I know, Tell them I won't be long. They’ll be happy to know That as you saw me go, I was singing this song We’ll meet again, Don’t know where, Don’t know when, But I know we’ll meet again, Some sunny day. We'll meet again, Don't know where, don't know when, But I know we’ll meet again Some sunny day. Keep smiling through, Just like you always do, ‘Till he blue skies drive the dark clouds far away. So will you please say hello To the folks that I know, Tell them I won’t be long. They’ll be happy to know That as you saw me go, I was singing this song We’ll meet again, Don’t know where, Don’t know when, But I know we’ll meet again!
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PBD: Jonathan?
PBJ: Yes Drew?
PBD: I’m excited about finally learning the truth concerning Mr. Bruce Jefferys or MBJ of Com.com, the mighty online retail giant headquarter in downtown Seattle, Washington, United States of I’m certain now that we’re going straight to Hell: America!
PBJ: Me too brother! Me too! I tingle!