Don't Say the "M" Word!
Whoever enters here honors me; whoever doesn’t- pleases me.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Live Yet Pre-recorded- Episode XXIX of:
Don’t Say the “M” Word!
A Silent Radio Hour: Live Yet Pre-Recorded
MWW: Hey! We’re back! I can actually say: ‘Been to Hell and back!’ And whatever that means? And why it matters to those of you who don’t really give a damn or care a hairy-rats-ass about anything in today’s reality? Well! Listen! I don’t either! But I’ve a job to do! Boys?
PBJ&PBD: What?
MWW: Time to get this show on the road!
PBJ&PBD: Road Trip or RT!
MWW: Not a literal Road Trip or RT! It was a metaphor!
PBD: Fancy words there Warren!
MWW: I just want you fellows to get today’s show going! What are we doing today?
PBJ: You’re the producer Warren! That’s your job!
PBD: Yeah! At the HGTV, we’re always told what to do! Exactly what to do! When to do it! How and why we should do this! Say that! Every second of every day’s measured by the show’s producer! I hate TOT or Time Off Task!
PBJ: We all do Drew! But what’d gonna do? We all need direction! Yeah! I hate the HGTV as well!
MWW: Well this isn’t the HGTV! We’re the ‘A Silent Radio Hour’ and we do whatever the hell we want to! Satan be damned!
PBD: I still prefer Mr. Lucifer or ML!
PBJ: Why don’t we do what Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN, whose really Satan, suggested?
MWW: And that’s?
PBJ: Go fine The Right Reverent Wainwright or Pastor Dan as he’s called at the Evangelical Millennial Church of Mercer Island in Seattle, Washington, of the United States of attempting to be born again: America! We can ask the good pastor about Bruce Jefferys and his Com.com!
MWW: Why the hell not! We’ve ten, fifteen minutes top to fill!
W: Some tea and popcorn hons?
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: Yes please!
PBJ: Thought this was ‘A Silent Radio Hour’ Warren?
MWW: Poetic license Jonathan! Poetic license!
PBD: So how do we go about this Warren?
MWW: We go directly to the book! We’ve the People of the Book or PB!
PBJ: And what book might that be Warren?
MWW: ‘Zen& the Art of Mastur…’
PBJ&PBD&MSC: Don’t Say the “M” Word Warren!
MWW: Wouldn’t think of it! ‘Experience the End of the Aeon at The Spank the Monkey Café: A Farce or Love Story, I’m not certain which’
PBD: Kind of a long title don’t you think, Warren?
MWW: I don’t think! I just do my job! Now get to it!
PBJ: Just start reading like last time Warren?
MWW: Yeah! Just like last time Jonathan! Just like last time!
PBJ: So here we go!
Then the LORD said to me, ‘The prophets are prophesying falsehood in My name. I have neither sent them nor commanded them nor spoken to them; they are prophesying to you a false vision, divination, futility and the deception of their own minds.’
-The Israelite Prophet Jeremiah
The Virtual Mega Church- The Divine Online:
PBD: The Divine Online?
PBJ: That’s what it says!
PBD: Then go for it!
PBJ: In our modern societies of advanced progressive managed manipulation and its exploitation of human weakness and its Ass Scratching Stupidity or ASS, people have allowed themselves to be driven at a frenzied pace of coming and going at or near the speed of light where slowing down’s for the faint of heart who knows nothing of getting ahead let along getting across town.
PBD: I know how to get across town Jonathan!
MWW: The ‘Fun Bus’ or FB, Drew?
PBJ: Going forward!
PBD: What?
PBJ: Whatever! Now listen! People are clearly much too busy to sit and partake in the religious observance of traditional sacred, holy assemblies. They wish to become spiritual but not at the cost of protracted, unhurried, time-consuming, long-winded Practitioners of the Brick and Mortar Religious Gatherings or PBMRG!
PBD: Really?
PBJ: That what it says! Online Religion or OR has hit its stride if not velocity as the faithful turn on and tune into the promise of Virtual Saintliness or VS!
PBD: Virtual Saintliness or VS, Jonathan?
BPJ: It’s an all inclusive authentic experience in the comfort of your own solitude. No need to sweat it out with the General Public or GP as you go online with the device of choice engaging in the Ultra-Holy Light-Speed Service or UHLSS flashing before your very eyes.
PBD: Golly Gee or GG!
PBJ: Yes! Thank TheJefferys for the GG! Now clearly, there are other benefits to be had as the Virtual Mega Church or VMC has so many options if not choices for the individual desiring Divine Acknowledgement or DA and/or Sacred Intervention or SI!
PBD: Really now?
PBJ: Just read from the book Drew! Just reading from the book! ‘You wish to confess your sins?’ the screen calls to your guilty indulgency as the program already knows exactly what you watched and/or ordered the night before online.
PBD: I ordered Pizza or P last night Jonathan!
PBJ: Don’t think anybody really cares or gives a Hairy-Rat’s-Ass or HRA Drew! So then: ‘Order the Confession App or CA and all’s good with the man upstairs!’
PBD: What about Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN downstairs, Jonathan?
PBJ: We’ll get to him later I do believe! Continuing! There’s no need to trouble some Local Holy Person or LHP to give you Absolution or A! ‘Let the Forgiveness App or FA sooth your Troubled Soul or TS!’
PBD: My soul’s troubled!
MWW: My semblance of rational thought having a field-day just about now!
MSC: I’ve haven’t Censured or C’d you people for quite sometime! When are those other two coming back? I don’t want to be Time Off Task or TOT!
PBJ: None of us does! Continuing! ‘Do you need the different paraphernalia, supplies, belongings and equipment to engage the divine at your beck and call 24/7-365?’ calls forth the Online Advertisement or OA which’s an enticement to a Post-Modern Redemption or PMR so prevalent in today’s mechanized menagerie of caged participants.
PBD: This fellow SASMO sure can write!
PBJ: Whatever! ‘Touch the heavens as never before as your viewing monitor lights the stage for a production of Eternal Delight or ED!’
PBD: I could use some Eternal Delight or ED just about now!
MWW: We all could Drew! We all could!
PBJ: ‘And so than, what’s more real? Is not virtual reality, reality nonetheless? Does not the Divine or D, the Sacred or S, the Holy Endeavor or HE exist everywhere always?’
PBD: Is this true Jonathan?
PBJ: Must be! It’s in the book! ‘Are you not willing to enter the Sanctuary of Deliverance and Liberation or SDL in the comfort of your own home, office, automobile, local shopping mall or wherever you’re at and engage Ultimate Satisfaction or US?’ Get this! ‘Money Back Guaranteed!’ or MBG as this’ so much more then any other Traditional Religious Organization or TRO has to offer from where I’m sitting.’
PBD: May TheJefferys be praised!
MWW: Amen to that brother! Amen to that!
PBJ: So then!
For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now- and never to be equaled again.
-from The Gospel of St. Matthew
The Right Reverent Wainwright & The Evangelical Millennial Church of Mercer Island in Seattle Washington, United States of attempting to be born again: America!
PBJ: The Right Reverent Wainwright, or Pastor Dan as he’s known to his congregation, is the Lead Pastor or LP of the Evangelical Millennial Church of Mercer Island in Seattle Washington, United States of attempting to be born again: America!
PBD: God bless America land that I love! Stand beside her and…
MWW: Enough of that Drew! We don’t wish to frighten the natives!
PBD: What?
PBJ: Whatever! Pastor Dan’s the “Seattle Firebrand” of newspaper print fame whose constantly on the case of Com.com who he believes to be the Literal Biblical Babylon or LBB and its CEO and founder, Bruce Jefferys, the actual “antichrist” who will bring about Armageddon or A and the Eventual Final Judgment of Humanity of EFJH.
MWW: Say it ain’t so Babe! Say it ain’t so!
PBD: TheJefferys the “antichrist”?
PBJ: What it says here in “the” book! We’re the People of the Book or PB! Now for the record, both public as well as private, we must categorically state that these people truly believe that they are favored by God or G, that they will be raptured, whatever the hell that means I don’t really understand, and physically taken to heaven by Christ prior to the Tribulation or T so there’s no to worry whatsoever as concerning their safety. Here’s how it works:
PBD: What works Jonathan? I’m not getting a whole lotta this you know!
MWW: Really now?
PBJ: All sarcasm aside Warren! There’s a teaching which concerns the End Times or ET and what Genuine Seminary Educated Theologians or GSET call Eschatology or E.
PBD: Didn’t I read that SASMO’s or the Stupid Ass Scratching Mark Oglesby’s a Genuine Seminary Educated Theologians or GSET, Warren?
MWW: I believe so! Let me read from the back cover of “the” book: About the Author: Mark Oglesby’s a trained theologian, with both an associate’s and a bachelor’s degree in theology as well as a Master of Arts in Religion from Azusa Pacific University. He has written several books in the field of theology, religion, metaphysics, comparative religion and Christian exegesis.
PBD: Sounds like SASMO’s kind of smart Warren?
MWW: Then why did he work for Com.com? And why’s he hiding out at an Amazon.com Fulfillment Center or FC in Moreno Valley, California? Doesn’t sound so smart to me!
PBJ: Thought he was a Whistle Blower or WB under-cover, Warren?
MWW: Okay! So its been said! Let’s move on! Alright?
PBD: What’s Eschatology or E Jonathan?
PBJ: Getting there Drew! Getting there! It states that there’s a future Millennium or M! An actual “one thousand years” where Jesus Christ or JC will physically if not personally reign here on earth.
PBD: Shouldn’t that be ‘The Smiling Happy Mr. Jesus or SHMJ, Jonathan?
PBJ: If that’s what Floats your Boat or FB, great! But listen! At the beginning of the Millennium or M, Satan…
PBD: You mean! Mr. Robert De Niro or MRDN Jonathan? Well! I still prefer Mr. Lucifer or ML!
PBJ: Whatever! Anyway! MR. Lucifer or ML!
PBD: Thank you Jonathan! There must, at times, be sympathy for the Devil or D and so says Mr. Mick Jagger or MMJ and The Rolling Stones or TRSs!
PBJ: You’re welcome Drew! Mr. Lucifer or ML and his angels will be bound in a sticky, stinky pit so that peace will exist here on planet earth.
PBD: Is that like where the Little People or LP work? The pits? Are the pits really Hell? Jonathan! I love the Little People or LP! They sing wonderful songs from ‘The Wizard of Oz!’
PBJ: We all do Drew! Therefore! At the end of this actual ‘one thousand years’ Satan will be released, how we don’t know as it seems that the Smiling Happy Mr. Jesus or SHMJ is still unable to control this mischievous little bugger, in order to raise another army against the Lord Christ.
PBD: Damn you Satan!
PBJ: Though you were kind of sweet on that nasty little bugger, Drew?
PBD: Mr. Lucifer or ML’s warm and fussy! Satan’s a nasty, as you say, little bugger!
PBJ: Well then! Listen to this update! But in the end, the Smiling Happy Mr. Jesus or SHMJ will destroy them all!
PBD: Doesn’t sound so happy and smiling to me! Destroy them all?
PBJ: Hey! This’ Religion or R! What do you expect is going to happen! Someone’s gonna take it up the rear! Why not Satan and his minions?
MWW: He’s got you there Drew!
PBD: Still?
PBJ: Still nothing! Continuing! Again we’ve not certain how this might occur seeing that the Smiling Happy Mr. Jesus or SHMJ wasn’t able the first time to keep our dear old Devil in check! Anyway, and then the Final Judgment or FJ!
PBD: Final Judgment or FJ? Why Jonathan? Why does there have to be a Final Judgment or FJ?
PBJ: As I said! This Religion or R! Now please, let me finish! Okay then, this will take place whereas a new heavens and a new earth will be established! But before this happens, some Pretty Unrighteous or PU, very mean, yes, Stupid Ass Scratching Stuff or SASS will take place!
PBD: Wow!
PBJ: No! That’s Woe or W!
MWW: And that’s pretty much all the time we have for today!
PBD: But it was getting so interesting! So good!
W: Some more tea and popcorn hons?
MWW&PBJ&PBD&MSC: Yes please!
PBD: Warren please!
MWW: Sorry Drew! But hey! Come back next time as we look into this “so-called” Pretty Unrighteous or PU, very mean, yes, Stupid Ass Scratching Stuff or SASS! Bye now!
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To our cherished audience out there hopefully still listening to our ‘A Live Silent Radio Hour’ which’s live yet pre-recorded; I’m still disappointingly so, the show’s producer Warren Williams and I wish to thank all of you for tuning in once more while once again leaving any semblance of rational thought at the door as for the sake of TheJefferys: How in the hell can you listen to silent radio? I’m still here live yet pre-recorded and I simply don’t understand any of this! ( Inspirational Pause!) And please cherished audience, come back next time to hopefully Find-Out-the-Facts or FOFs concerning the nature and cause of our Collective Delusion or CD! Or in the case of Mr. Robert De Niro’s or MRDN challenge: Let us continue to Find-Out-the Facts or FOFs concerning this mysterious: The Right Reverent Wainwright or Pastor Dan as he’s known at the Evangelical Millennial Church of Mercer Island in Seattle, Washington, of the United States of attempting to be born again: America! Please! Stay safe! And Good Night Irene!
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PBD: Jonathan?
PBJ: Yes Drew?
PBD: I really don’t think that Mr. Lucifer or ML and his Angry Angels or AA’s should have to be cast into some sticky, stinky pit forever! Doesn’t seem fair!
PBJ: How about cast into some sticky, stinky pit just for a little while so they can all be taught a lesson or two?
PBD: Seems fair to me!
PBJ: As it should be brother! As it should be!
PBD: Still! I thought that the Smiling Happy Mr. Jesus or SHMJ was supposed to be a little more kind and understanding Jonathan?
PBJ: Remember what I said!
PBD: And that was?
PBJ: This’ Religion or R Drew! In the end! Someone’s gonna take it, and excuse the pun! Up the End or UE! Just has to be! Just has to be!
PBD: Still! I don’t like it!
PBJ: None of us does Drew! None of us!