Don't Say the "M" Word!

Whoever enters here honors me; whoever doesn’t- pleases me.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

          

     Live Yet Pre-recorded- Episode XIX of:

Don’t Say the “M” Word!

     A Silent Radio Hour: Live Yet Pre-Recorded

J: We’re back! And it’s about time!

         WW: Time for what Jonathan?

         J: Time to get back on point!

         WW: And what’s the point of all of this anyway?

         J: What’s the show really all about Warren?

         WW: Corporate Money or CM and how to get one’s grubby little hands on it!

         J: Exactly! For you see cherished listeners, we here at ‘A Silent Radio Hour’ live yet pre-recorded have a slight conundrum going on!

         WW: Conundrum? Jonathan?

         J: Yes, conundrum! As in a puzzle! A challenge! A riddle! Simply stated; we have a conflict of interest just like those in Congress when it comes to Corporate Capital or CC!

         MSC: Tread lightly gentlemen!

         W: Some tea hons?

         J&WW&MSC: Yes please!

         J: Was just looking to share a little story about two United States Senators or USS and their conversation as to their Corporate Sponsors or CS!

         MSC: Alright than! But remember: Tread lightly! And for your information Mr. Jonathan or now MJ! That’s Corporate Contributors or CCs! To contribute is to be a donor! One who gives freely! As in: No Strings Attached or NSA!

         MJ: Right! Anyways, there were these two Senators, Karl Kerns of Kentucky and Beverly Billings of Washington who were discussing their Corporate Logos or CLs…

         MSC: Just hold on there a minute Mr. Jonathan or MJ of the United States of the Happiest Place On Earth: America! or HPOEA!

         WW: Wow just a minute! That Happiest Place On Earth or HPOEA belongs to TheDisney! You really wanna Piss-Off or PO TheMouse? I hear in private he’s a really mean Son-of-a-Bitch or SB!

         MJ: Yeah! I’ve heard stories myself! I don’t want the fury of TheMouse coming down on our heads!

         WW: Not to mention our show!

         MSC: And what might those stories be Mr. Jonathan or MJ?

         MJ: Here’s one for your approval! The story of TheMouse and TheFiveFamilies! ‘I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.’ As spoken by Don Corleone from the movie: The God Father!

         WW: This I’ve gotta hear!

         MJ: As TheMouse and his minions walk into the meeting of TheFiveFamilies (TheDisney, Com.com, The Mayfield Conglomerate (?), The Snyder Mercantile Group and The Thothneter Pharmaceutical Company (?)!

         WW: Wow! What happened?

MJ: A hush breaks out as the theme song from the 1972 Classic film The God Father can be heard in the background. Sinister happenings were about as no one was certain who was safe or who was in danger!

         WW: Who’s in danger Jonathan? Who?

         MJ: It goes like this ‘How’d it come to this?’ asks TheMouse.

         WW: What’d he ask Jonathan? What he’d ask?

         MJ: Well firstly, this was asked: ‘What the hell are you talking about Mickey’? Clive Snyder of the powerful Snyder Mercantile Group was certainly confused but just had to ask!

         WW: What did he ask?

MJ: He asked: ‘Why the hell are you dressed as a Nineteen-forty gangster?’ Obviously, it had to be pointed out by someone.

WW: Why was he dressed as a Nineteen-forty gangster?

         MJ: Because of the situation: ‘Don Barzini, I want to thank you for helping me organize this meeting here today,’ directly to Clive Snyder! ‘Also the other heads of TheFiveFamilies who came as far from California and Kansas City and all the other territories of the country: Thank you!’ TheMouse stopped for a moment while moving his hands about his head as if he were smoothing out his hair!

         WW: Why’d he do that Jonathan? Why’d he move his hands about his head?

MJ: He was making an emphatic point before saying to the Heads of TheFiveFamilies:‘How did things get so far?’

WW: How did things get so far Jonathan? How?

MJ: I don’t know! Anyway, TheMouse made a brief ardent pause before expressing his dismay: ‘I don’t know!’ Truly, Marlon Brando would have been proud!

WW: Really? Marlon Brando?

         MJ: Really! And then this happened!

         WW: What happened Jonathan? What happened?

MJ: Clive Snyder of the powerful Snyder Mercantile Group responded back: ‘God dammit Mickey, take the cotton out of your mouth so we can get down to business, alright!’ Snyder was upset, really pissed! But he was laughing nonetheless as was everyone else.

WW: And what did TheMouse laugh about Jonathan? What did he laugh about?

         MJ: He stated directly and forcefully: ‘Sorry!’ as TheMouse sang out in his Commercially Squeaky Mouse Voice or CSMV: ‘Yeah boys and girls, let’s get down to some business!’

         WW: What did this Snyder character do in response?

         MJ: He replied to TheMouse: ‘Wanna stop the God damn theatrics Mick?’ as Clive Snyder wasn’t laughing here as he hated that Squeaky Mouse Voice or SMV with a passion as it drove him to hysterics if continued.

         WW: Was this Snyder character hysterical Jonathan? Was he?

MJ: You’ve gotta know he was! Now, for his part, TheMouse knew this and that was why the God Father routine was being played out!

WW: This Mouse fellow’s quite the character himself!

MJ: A real Son-of-a-Bitch or SB and so I’ve heard! Any problem there Ms. Show Censor or MSC with me calling Mickey Mouse of TheDisney a SB or a real Son-of-a-Bitch?

MSC: Go with the flow Mr. Jonathan or MJ! Go with the flow!

MJ: TheMouse wanted to get everybody off-balance and hopefully pliable while setting the stage for TheDisney’s Total World Wide Domination or TDTWWD!

WW: TheDisney wants to rule the world? I thought DisneyLand or DL was filled with bouncy, happy characters and really funny, furry critters. You never know! You never know what goes on behind the scenes!

MJ: All a show Warren! All a show!

WW: Would never have thought it! So what did TheMouse do next?

         MJ: He calmly stated: ‘Okay than!’ the actual cigar smoking gruffly voice of TheMouse, imagine Bob Hoskins if you will, broke the silence: ‘How are we, The Corporate Ruling Elite or TCRE going to rule this world? This Voyage of the Damned or VD?’ And it was therefore official as The Corporate Ruling Elite or TCRE had decided that it was time to take charge or all would be lost!

         WW: Wow!

         MJ: Warren! That’s Woe or W! And now can we please get back to our two Senators and their Corporate Logos or CLs?

         WW: I’m in agreement!

         MSC: Very well than! If you must Mr. Jonathan or MJ! But tread lightly! You had better tread lightly!

         MJ: Very well Ms. Show Censor or MSC! I promise, I’ll tread lightly! So here’s the way things work inside the Capital Building or CB in Washington D.C. or the United States of Corporate Paid For or USCPF: America! This’ where our Illustrious Leaders or ILs hang out!

         WW: In secret you mean?

MJ: Yes, in secret! The public doesn’t see this, but when our

Congressional Leaders or CLs are hanging-out together, alone and in secret from public view, they must now wear, in order to identify which corporation’s funding them, a Corporate Logo or LC!

         MSC: FAKE NEWS ALERT! FAKE NEWS ALERT! This’ never been proven! Not one iota of evidence exists!

         MJ: Because, as I said, it’s done in secret!

         WW: As MJ said MSC! In secret!

         J: Here’s the thinking! The idea being, Corporation A or CA has every right to be informed as to what and/or who’s backing Corporation B or CB as it’s been mandated by the Business Community or BC which has demanded Full-Disclosure or FD here in the Halls of Openness or HO! barely recognizable as: America!

         WW: Wow!

         MJ: Not wow Warren! But Woe or W!

         MSC: FAKE NEWS ALERT! FAKE NEWS ALERT! And I’ll restate: This’ never been proven! Not one iota of evidence exists!

         MJ: So here’s what one Senator said to another Senator wholly in private! ‘Nice logo!’ Senator Kerns to Senator Billings. ‘I kind of like the way that the syringe goes right through the heart of the tiny little citizen or tlc…’

         WW: Isn’t TLC supposed to be Tender Loving Care? Aren’t our elected officials looking out for us? For us who haven’t the resources that the huge, God-Like Multi-National or GLMNC have?

MJ: Right! (A Short Sarcastic Pause) As Senator Kerns of Kentucky was saying: ‘ I like the way that the syringe goes right through the heart of the tiny little citizen or tlc in the doctor’s office!’ He laughs. ‘What’s the pharmaceutical’s name?’ Laughing Out Loud or LOL! ‘The Thothneter Pharmaceutical Company (?)!’ Senator Billings laughs as well. ‘My payday was spectacular!’ Laughing louder, she inquires back: ‘Like the glowing condom of The Mayfield Conglomerate (?), whoever thought green would be a suitable color?’ And of course, more outrageous laughter! ‘My daughters don’t yet understand its significance but one day they will!’ And in response: ‘Well put!’ as Senator Billings strolled up to yet another fellow Senator: ‘So, who’s sponsoring you these days my friend?’

         WW: Shocking! Simply shocking!

         MSC: And you people call yourselves Responsible Reporters or RRs of the Nation’s News or NN? It’s just a whole-lotta FAKE NEWS!

         WW: This isn’t a news channel lady! This’ silent radio!

         MJ: For you see! We’re Jonathan and Drew who are ill-responsibly and certainly it’s so: Not the Property Brothers!

         MSC: Whatever!

         WW: Hey! Speaking of not being the Property Brothers; what about Drew? Whatever happened to him? How’d he end up at the Alba Psychiatric Facility or APF? And since we’ve been speaking about pharmaceuticals?

         MJ: Yes?

         WW: Let’s get the gritty details!

         MJ: Too much of the Streetwise QuickStep (?) or SQS!

         WW: You and Drew and that SASMO fellow kept going on and on about the Streetwise QuickStep (?) or SQS but none of you ever get around to actually spelling out the details! What’s up?

         MJ: Why didn’t you read SASMO’s book?

         WW: What book?

         MJ: The one I handed to you to read the day before we were to interview SASMO!

         WW: You mean the one with the filthy title?

         MJ: Yes! Zen & the Art of Mastur…

         MSC: Don’t Say the “M” Word!

         MJ: Look it up at Google-books or Book-finder or even at that, some say, up and coming Amazon.com but I still say: Bullshit! Anyways, ISBN: 978-1-4809-4141-0!

         WW: Liked the cover though!

         MJ: Who wouldn’t?

         MSC: Me! I don’t care for that flashy, fly-by-night, cover! May TheJefferys curse it to total damnation!

         J: Believe he already has!

         WW: And that’s a take people!

         MJ: What’d mean Warren?

         WW: As in the words of the Immortal Porky-Pig or IPP of TheDisney!

         MJ: The Immortal Porky-Pig’s or IPP not with TheDisney! He’d never bend so low!

         WW: So how low will he go, Jonathan?

         MJ: Never as low as TheDisney would have him go! He belongs to Warner Bros or WBs! Case closed as is the show! Good night cherished listeners!

         WW: Good night!

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To our cherished audience out there hopefully still listening to our ‘A Live Silent Radio Hour’ which’s live yet pre-recorded; I’m still disappointingly so, the show’s producer Warren Williams and I wish to thank all of you for tuning in once more while once again leaving any semblance of rational thought at the door as for the sake of TheJefferys: How in the hell can you listen to silent radio? I’m still here live yet pre-recorded and I simply don’t understand any of this! ( Inspirational Pause!) And to TheDisney: If you believe you’ve been slandered in anyway by all of this; by our ‘A Silent Radio Hour’ please, feel free to file suit and stand in that Long Line Extending to Infinity or LLEI! Once more for Posterity or P: Good Night Irene!