Donald's Possible Proposal to Melania

I wrote this in the vain of Trumps proposal that Canada become the 51st State:

Melania,

You and I have been dating a while, and you are taking total advantage of me. I give you millions and millions of dollars every year, but you’ve spurned every prenup that my lawyers have mailed you. ?

I will say that your hard-to-get act is tough. You Slovaks are tough people to negotiate with. You’re treating me very bad. So now I need to take some decisive action. Marry me or you’re done. Finished. Think about it, Melania, you can’t survive without me. You’d live beyond your means and that’s not viable. You can’t even protect yourself from all the woke creeps out there.

You know I’ve tremendous leverage here, but I love you and have a tremendous proposal for you. It's a proposal like no other that’s ever been made, believe me. It’s the greatest proposal in the history of marriage. ?Once you marry me, I’ll make you my third wife. Think about what an honour that is? It would be the greatest union, a union so strong, so powerful, that no other union could ever come close.

I know there might be some hesitation. But let me tell you, the benefits are huge. Think of the adulation that you would get just for being my wife. I’d be unstoppable with you as my trophy wife. You'd have a front row seat as I build a future that's even more fantastic than the greatness that I've achieved on my own.

So, Melania, will you do me the honor of becoming my third wife? Let's make this union the greatest the world has ever seen. Believe me, it's going to be tremendous. The wedding will be bigger than Charles and Diana. Bigger than the Super Bowl. We’ll spend millions and millions on the wedding.

If that doesn’t seal the deal, Melania, you should know that I’m the greatest lover in the world.? No one in history has made love as good at me. Women throw themselves at me, even porn stars. Think about it.

DJT

P.S. This is a one time offer.

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