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Job Description: Impressionist Artist

Artist needs to be familiar with Impressionism, open composition, accurate depiction of light, emphasis on small, thin, but visible brush strokes, ability to include movement as an element of human perception and experience. Desired, but not required – ability to paint unusual visual angles.?

Candidate Response Letter (2:15 AM - ~1 day after job submittal):

Dear Claude Monet, although your background is impressive, we regret to inform you that you have not been selected to move forward in the recruiting process. In the less than 24 hours since receiving your submittal, we’ve found other candidates whose background, skills and experience more closely align with the role of Impressionist Artist. If you applied for other Artist roles at our company, we may consider you for those roles, but don’t hold your breath. It is likely you will continue to see this job posted, even though we said we have already identified other candidates, but don’t read too much into that.

Thank you for taking an hour and a half of your life to re-type all your resume information into our excruciatingly long and arduous candidate information portal, our soulless AI appreciates the effort.?