The Doctor Will See Your Code Now
Picture this: Your back has been giving you problems for a while now - when you sit too long, after your weekly pickup basketball game, anytime you lift something heavy and you’re not super careful.
You go to your primary care doctor and explain the problem. You want to know - Can they fix it? Or point you towards someone who can? Can they help avoid this pain again in the future??
They listen along, nodding, and then say “Well, your problem could be any number of things. In order for me to know what's going on and create a treatment plan, we’re going to need to do some tests. We’ve got some great specialists that will help us get to the bottom of this.”
So you take the tests and see the specialists.?
The specialists send those (very complicated, virtually indecipherable) test results back to your primary care physician who understands them and translates them into an actionable, immediately implementable treatment plan.?
They look at those test results and can tell you if you need physical therapy, a steroid shot, surgery, or just a good night’s sleep and a lot more water.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if someone could do that for your code that keeps breaking? Or when your CTO is leaving? Or when you’re approaching a new team to take over your code?
If you’re nodding along, your site might need neuCheck.
Think of it as a checkup with a really thorough, thoughtful Primary Care Physician who can translate complicated test results into an understandable treatment plan that will get you (and your product) as strong and healthy as possible.
What neuCheck does + Why your code probably needs it
neuCheck is an in-depth, expert-level analysis of absolutely every corner of your platform – the frontend, the backend, or even your UI / UX – Our most senior engineers oversee each neuCheck scan.
neuCheck leverages a series of diagnostic tools that utilize the power of AI and our decades of experience in tech. We create a detailed report on your platform’s code, the specific weak spots we identify, and a detailed plan on how to address them.
And we can do it quickly.
Some agencies will spend an enormous amount of time (and your money) going through the code base themselves. neuCheck uses AI tools to find the weak spots and then brings in the super senior engineers to dig deeper.
Instead of spending our time going through everything, we focus our attention on things that truly need extra attention and let AI do the rest. This means our neuCheck scans are faster and more affordable than what you’ll find elsewhere.
And no, we are not losing quality, the combination of complex AI tools and expert level engineers is the super team you’ve been looking for!
Your neuCheck report will give you insights into things like:
Your team can take this report – and our recommendations – and improve your code, your user experience, and your platform’s security. We’ll give you all the information you need and peace of mind.
TIMES YOU MIGHT NEED NEUCHECK
Your CTO is leaving
If your CTO is leaving, you might be looking under the hood at your code for the first time. It might be messy in there and – while you’re pretty sure things could be running more smoothly – you certainly don’t know what’s broken or how to fix it. And you don’t want to hire a new CTO without having that knowledge. neuCheck can help.
You’re approaching a new team to take over your code
You’re finally transitioning away from freelancers you found on Upwork – congrats! You know that you’ll get the best results from your new team if they have all the information they need to onboard efficiently, but you certainly don’t have it. neuCheck will give you that information as well as a treatment plan they can start implementing immediately. Help them hit the ground running!
Your code keeps breaking and you don’t know where to start
There are LOTS of ways code can break. Maybe the code wasn’t thoroughly architected before it was added to the platform. Perhaps it’s code that doesn’t have end-to-end or unit testing. Or maybe the code was developed in isolation and isn’t working with the new updates.
The point is: if you’re not a super senior engineer (like our team members who run neuCheck), you wouldn’t necessarily be able to identify what’s breaking, where, and how to fix it. Which is fine! That’s what we’re here for!
HOW NEUCHECK WORKS
NeuCheck pairs our super senior engineers – people with decades of experience, who teach computer engineering at a university level – with specialized AI tools to analyze your code base. We trust the results that these tools give us, but we always, always verify them through a human expert. AI is not 100% accurate and we want to make sure the plan we give you is.
Each tool focuses on a specific aspect of your platform – bug detection, security, coding patterns, etc. These tools give us reports that we consolidate and then translate into an easy-to-understand, actionable report you can start implementing immediately.
This is similar to how a good doctor helps you understand medical tests results and then provides suggestions, an action plan, and referrals.
Here’s what that looks like, translated into accessible, actionable suggestions:
But tech is always changing…
We’re constantly integrating new and better tools into neuCheck as they become available,? which means we’re always using the best possible resources for code analysis.
Right now, there’s an arms race between AI models – Open AI, Sonnet, Claude, Amazon’s Titan, and Gemini. As these AI models change and improve, know that neuCheck will always use the AI that’s performing best and our experts will always be trained on the cutting edge of this technology.
The same way you’d want your doctor to tell you about a new treatment or prescription that just came on the market, neuCheck will make sure you’ve got the most accurate and helpful information possible.
Our super senior engineers also understand that software changes and the way that you structure software changes. The software they’d recommend for short-term business goals might be different from the software they recommend for long-term business goals. A truly expert engineer will be able to make suggestions for the software your business should be using next year, in three years, and in five years.
If you want a pathway to improvement or a “treatment plan,"
Stick with me on the doctor metaphor here!
A great doctor doesn’t just hand you undecipherable test results and a prescription. They talk to you about how you can prevent these issues in the future, different specialists you should see, how long it will take for you to see changes in your health, and how much treatment costs. Nobody wants to take an expensive prescription that takes a year to work, right?
neuCheck works like that aforementioned good doctor. It also offers a pathway for improvement, giving you detailed insights into...
While yes, Neutech can help you activate your game plan, you can take these insights to any technical team of your choosing.
neuCheck’s comprehensive, accessible approach helps technical and non-technical stakeholders understand the state of their code and make informed decisions about what they want to do next. Lots of first-time founders are non-tech folks and we want to make sure they understand exactly what’s going on in their code base and how they can make a good product great.
And while we here at Neutech can certainly help you implement the suggestions in your neuCheck scan, you can take this information to any development team. These results are valuable no matter who you work with. Your neuCheck will help you negotiate a better agreement with any development team and better understand if the quotes you’re getting are good, bad, or reasonable.
It gives you everything you need to know to make your product great and all the information you need to take effective action –? whether that’s refining your current code, addressing specific issues, or making strategic decisions about your technology stack.
If you want to cover your eyes every time you need to build a new feature or support an existing function, and you know you’re overdue for a checkup, we’d love to help! Grab a spot on my calendar and I’d love to chat with you about neuCheck and getting your code healthy.