Dicks and Asset$

**Preface**

As you absorb this truth, I want you to remember I am an accountant. I have a full time job as an accountant. I work at a place where accountants work. I love my job and my job is an accountant.

Oh wow! Blessed day! +2 day for sure! Praise b! How I feel at this omnipresent moment is one of the reason why I am truly rich with peace, power and joy. This frequency is the frequency Humanity should be aspiring to resonate with. It is our duty to teach Humanity how it is possible to feel this way as I do today. Your first modification of reality is to rate each day as 0,+1,+2. Use your professional judgement here. There are no bad days. There are no negative days, only 0 days because one day we will not have the gift of even having a 0 day. Everyday day above ground is a gift. Appreciate the 0. What's up Ray Dalio.

Today I officially lite my foxhole fire in the name of truth, freedom and prosperity.

Okay on with today's scripture. Today, I finally defeated a three year battle with phasing out and distancing myself completely from Microsoft and all consumer based technology. So I was on cloud nine to begin with in my foxhole having a dance party with my cat who is my best friend to then see the above picture show up on my Facebook feed that I posted six years ago which reminded me of the origin of when this whole journey began. Wow! How truly grateful I am for receiving today's blessing! Namaste! Shalam! Ola! Amen!

I'm about to tell you a story here. I am "selling you this pen" as an accountant, not a salesman. Anyways, when financial prosperity was at it's peak many moons ago I realized I was getting kicked in the dick left right and centre by all these anti-business computer dicks even though they were being paid a salary and I was the customer spending my hard earned money focused on churning a profit with each thousand dollar stack I threw into The Machine. This customer friction didn’t add up for me. I didn't understand at the time because I came from a high profile, white collar corporate background where I was blessed to receive power at a young age for my career path. I am experienced personally managing millions of dollars a month in cash in decentralized multi-corporation scenarios as Controller. The two Orcas that granted me power didn't even know what a Controller was. Their rich buddies just told them;

You need to hire a CA as your Controller and

let them do their job

B.O.S.S. = Back Office Support Systems also known as financial infrastructure architect. What I am saying is I had great power and experience before stepping onto the entrepreneur battlefield field of life.

Wish I could get paid to kick people in the dick when it’s warranted of course

I need to state for the record, I'm pretty good at hitting things, not sure what else to tell you other then I always have been good at hitting things. I am Samurai. So needless to say, I don't accept being kicked in the dick especially by dicks. If I accept being kicked in the dick, well that is what the world will dish me in return and I don't accept being kicked in the dick. For example, take my second Professional Mixed Martial Arts fight and only professional victory where I knocked out some pylon in 32 seconds in the first round. This pylon had 30 more pro fights then me. Pylon was 20 pounds heavier then me and much taller. This is a David versus Goliath scenario on paper. What math doesn't tell you is that;

There is no test that can measure the heart of a Man or Woman

~ Art Williams

I need you to try your best to understand we aren't going to be talking about little Johhny's Taekwondo tournament and Sally Sue's local in house smoker or Kyle's jujitsu tournament in California against purple belts for the title of the world. In this use case, we are focusing on the DNA of the bravest Homo Sapiens on Earth. Reality is; what we have coming up are two highly trained Samurai locked, literally locked in a cage. "They" actually put a lock on the door so there is no escape until the fight is over. So I want you to pause for a moment and imagine yourself inside a steel cage only wearing 4oz gloves, a mouth guard, a jock with a referee who's only job is to make sure no one dies. What does your reality portray to you as you look into the eyes of "Goliath"? Can you feel the tingle in your arms right now? If so good I have your attention, we are aligned and now we are resonating. If you are here with me this is called being Omnipresent and The Blessing is working. This is how the pen is mightier then the sword. Now, I want you to look down at your forearms if you are with me and visualize the blood and oxygen flowing through your body that provide you with life and realize there will come a day sooner then later when the blood and oxygen of life will no longer flow in your body anymore. I want you to never forget how fortunate you are to be alive and that 100% of Homo Sapiens will never experience the feeling of what it is like to be inside The Octagon at a professional level. This is my best attempt to share a portion of my energy with you so you can continue to forge your path in the name of righteousness.

Truth be told, I was actually pissed off I had to fight this bum because I have no interest in knocking out tomato can Homo Sapiens to pad my false ego so I have a tough guy story to tell at the local BBQ to pick up chics. Been there done that my entire life guy,

I'm here as a Mensch to obtain what can not be purchased with gold coins.

Honour.

If you don't like the cut of my jib right now it is because of your insecurities, so please remember this is my authentic self. So shut your mouth, open your ears and listen with your heart. We are all forced to be who we are. You wouldn't tell your child to be someone they aren't would you? In my case

I am Mac Dougall,

Buaidh no bas

my identity means

"Victory or Death"

"Conquer or Die"

literally.

So back to the fight story.

During medicals I distinctly recall a moment the energy in the room shifted for me as I prepare to put my life on the line for $200 to show and $200 if I "win". You see, doctors have to approve each fight by law to make sure sharks don't fight minnows because people really get hurt in The Octagon and this industry has many scumbags, homie. You feel me? So in the doctor's science brain he saw a lamb about to be slaughtered in this classic David versus Goliath scenario to non performers. I clearly remember the entire medical staff crowding around me to make sure I was okay as Doc approaches me with his statistics and says;

"are you sure you accept this fight?"

I chuckled at his nonsense of fear and insecurity while his energy rolled off my 0rcan0mic protective shield. I do not resonate with fear and insecurity. You see, I resonate with my experience as a light machine gunner in The Department of National Defense with The Lake Superior Scottish Regiment at the age of 17 the hardest of men who embrace the motto of:

Inter pericula intrepidi,

=

'Fearless in the face of danger'

The following image is one example of being fearless in the face of danger in my lifetime in a scenario that 100% of Homo Sapiens will never experience. Now I am bringing value to your life.

Notice Goliath winding up for his cross blinded by anger. You can see the anger in his face. This is his weakness.

Why fear the darkness when the darkness fears the light?

Notice how I look directly into darkness with clarity. My DNA has bred me for this moment for centuries. I choose to fight to honour my Scottish ancestors who provided me with freedom. If it wasn't for the sacrifice of my people during Wars of Scottish Independence I would not be here to share this off the cuff scripture with you. The least I can do is put my life on the line a few times as they did for me to be here.

My dream is for Dan Pe?a to tell me he is proud of me and to allow me to train Scots in Orca Martial Arts under The Powerhouse Method on his front yard of his Castle in Scotland while I sleep in the barn with the animals. I envision training thousands of Scots with the fellowship of Kid Lightning, Matt Richer, Chris Shaen, Nathan Gunn, Kajan Johnson, Mich Gagnon, Justin Frances Dougall, Tristan Mac Dougall, Mike Vincent and yeah we will bring Ian Williams, Chris Kew, Jeff Harisosn, Syd Barnier and Dave on Drums and of course we can not forget one of Canada's heroes and my personal Archangel, Major Mudicka. Now, Ian's job is to stay pissed drunk with Dan Pe?a filling Dan's spirit up with joy knowing the next millennia of Scots are in excellent hands with our Leadership. Ian is key because his primary responsibility is to be my hype man so Dan passes one of his torches onto The Mac Dougall's aka resources.

I also envision the value of Martial Arts being ressurected into society once again with traditional bagpipes combined with the sound of marching hoove down strokes of my B.C. Rich electric guitar as my Boss Metal Zone pedal fills our souls with ambition and purpose with an extra layer of Legendary renaissance bass licks of Jon Benson to the sound of freedom and prosperity.

So yeah anyways back to 15 seconds of round one. After Goliath's best punch which I saw coming a mile away, I busted out my European Muay Tha Champion skillset, clinched him, pulled his head down...

and knee'd him in the face which sounded like when you break the wishbone of a turkey during Thanksgiving. I'd like to pause for an moment once again in the name of omnipresence. I would like you to embrace the pain in Goliath's face as he is experiencing and try to resonate with his reality at this time. Goliath's pain comes from my unorthodox clinch style which is a combination of Greco Roman wrestling and traditional Muay Thai known as The Powerhouse Method.

I would also like you to recognize my feet. Notice how they are both off the ground? In particular my left foot which would be the right foot relative to our reality the observers. Notice how this foot is just barely off the ground? Maybe a few millimeters or so? Well that is all I need to optimize physics as I continue with the straight line method directly into his jaw.

Now this knee was my first strike of the fight and he instantly went limp. I thought he was done right there so I backed off as Goliath rolls on his back for safety wondering wtf just happened.

Powerhouse just happened.

That's what happened.

Deal with it.

I distinctly recall his eyes wandering all over the place like two marbles rolling round and round with no control as Goliath attempts grasp back his sense of reality. Look, see I don't make this stuff up. The ref is even holding me back as he was shocked at wtf just happened. So going into this fight the only strength Goliath had going for him was a rumor;

be careful he has a good guard

lol, yeah sure, thanks for the tip. However, Goliath didn't wrestle competitively at a University level with one of the best University wrestling teams in Canada at the time.

I was also willing to bet Goliath didn't invest his 20's getting his ass beat down on the ground for years with the best of the best at the start of the MMA movement in Our Society against the likes of Shawn "Pain" Peters, Shawn Tompkins, Mark Hominick, Sam Stout, Chris Horodecki, Jeff Harrison, Aaron Tregar, Jeff Joslin, Mich Gagnon, Andrew Elliot, Chris Kew, Rob MacDonald, Duane Ludwig and many others.

However, strategy is important and I learned my lesson from my first professional fight to stick to the macro game plan and not let thy ego take over your actions so I backed off, pointed at him, flicked my finger up making him accept my dominance and commanded him to his feet without saying a word but still saying everything so we could play "dance monkey" together. At that moment I wonder what Doc was thinking as he witnessed The Lamb morph into The Wolf relative to his reality? Either way, Goliath gets up and immediately attacks with a flying Superman punch. Instinctively, I transfer my weight off my lead foot to parry and avoid his long ranged attack while sticking up my left hand for defense while anticipating to counter his cross with my right hand as I sweep through the air calling upon the protection of St. Michael.

He misses. In my sport if you miss by a millimeter that millimeter is the difference between a hit and a knock out. The difference between a hit and a knock out is the difference between a victory and a fight of the night bonus. I am speaking from first hand experience.

So automatically, I counter with my natural God given, The Southpaw that sends Goliath onto his next meeting with The Sandman.

32 seconds first round knock out in the Pros. $50k that month on autopilot. That's whats up. I'm pretty sure Kid Rock and I could be besties.

Notice my back in this photo. This is what a back looks like when it is fully torqued with high performance doing it's job it has been forged to do for centuries. Also, notice my bottom left heel off the ground as I continue to transfer the weight off my back heel into the front of my foot and turn into my hips for maximum Powerhouse. This is a textbook example of when coaches in many sports say things like;

A+

Hand get's raised for the one and only time in the Pros and I'm okay with that.

It is because I know

what I can become that I know

what I do not

want to be

I bow to all corners of "The Tabernacle" in the name of righteousness. No one ever taught me this I just do this naturally to pay respect to The Four Corners of Earth.

I then take a few seconds to briefly to show Humanity why it's not a good idea to poke the tiger;

Peacock a bit in victory because I earned the right to do so for a brief moment in time;

and call it a day. Business as usually. Nothing new to me. I have decades of producing consistent extra ordinary results.

Okay so let's wrap up today's scripture and get back to the original topic of owning assets because of what dicks will inevitable do to you in business, which is destroy your pipeline especially in The Internet Economy. So these many computer dicks were playing a significant role in me to losing tens of thousands of dollars a month so I decided to turtle up walk away from gold fever revenue generation mindset and embrace one of the lessons I learned as a five peat senior football champion with the Sir Winston Churchill Trojans.

Offense wins games defense wins championships

I decided to switch my business focus from revenue generation and let the team steer The Ship and take it's natural course while I doubled down on Long Term Vision by investing $5,000 into our own hardware to secure our infrastructure pipeline of prosperity. Sure glad I listened to my intuition and called this CEO audible, otherwise I literally would not be fabricating this scripture to build business relationships right now.

You see, if you want to be a business owner which is not most people reading this you need to own these things called assets to create wealth for your grand children. Your computer is an asset that can produce an economic benefit beyond one year while you choose to climb the ranks of professional fighting of your life at the highest level.

The first picture in this post are the parts I am still using to this day. They are the parts which are allowing me to draft today's scripture. These same parts I write from are capable of facilitating the growth of high income skills and prosperity to unlimited users including you and your business. Now, I control the pipeline of my business which is a computer network. My business is not in control of dicks who take pleasure in causing customer friction because of their own unhappiness and insecurities. If such scenario ever happens under my leadership said person will be fired on the spot in front of anyone as I intentionally break a cardinal rule of "praise in public, scold in private" and accept the consequences. I am customer eccentric. This will never change.

I used to say there are only two things I can control in life. My own attitude and my own behavior. Today I add a third variable to The Powerhouse Method Philosophy that we can control in the name of #UserFreedom and that variable is your operating system. It is people like me that Microsoft fear which is why Microsoft is releasing their own Linux distribution so the minnow never becomes the whale. Good thing I am not intending to "conquering the world". I'm like you, I want to build an honest business, serve my customers by healing their emotional pain while improving their bottom line and be able to pay for my grandchildren's hockey skates while taking my Wife out for dinner once a month and order pizza on Fridays in traditional frugal Scottish tradition.

Just a FYI I’m used to 90% of people not understanding what I’m taking about. I usually ignore, deflect and play the coolest guy no ones ever heard of card but I’d like you to realize just because you may not know what I’m talking about doesn’t mean I do not know what I’m taking about. Make sense?

The Soft Close

Now would any "Internet" Business Owners like to do business? Your bottom line depends on it especially in an industry where most last three years and 96% fail. Makes sense to call upon a retired Chartered Accountant in his eighth year in The Internet Economy who is also one of The World's Largest Email Marketers, not to be confused with a spammer. You wouldn't want to be disrespectful because you are ignorant now would you? Remember the buck stops here and this is when you pay me.

The Close

I want you to send me $30,000 USD and I will contact you in six months with results and the next plan of attack in the name of prosperity.

To make payment click here.

The Miser's Close

I am an email provider that will provide your organization with more secure email then the Canada Revenue Agency. The CRA is responsible for collecting all the tax revenue for Canada so "Leaders" can make such financially responsible decisions like forcing citizens to wear a diaper on our faces while we get a hair cut in order to save our lives. Seriously wtf is this? Sort your politicians out or I am out of this continent in a few years and paying 0% taxes. Anyways, cost is $3.33 sterling per month per email account. Congratulations, now you have zero email frustrations for the remainder of your organizations existence. It's okay if I eat too right?

It has been an honour presenting this scripture to you.

God Bless,

Jesse Wi||iam Mac Douga||

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