A DIAROGUE: ANOTHER PRANK IN OUR PRATFORM


Speciarry written for RINKED IN  by Martin Myers

I know what a prank is but what is a pratform?

A pratform is a frat surface with a prat in it.

Arr right.  But what is a prat?

It’s what you rand on when you take a pratfarr.

Risten. The jokes reary must stop.

Farring on your prat is no joke.

I’m not raughing. 

Prease terr me why not.                                                                            

Rater. I have to reave now.

Good ruck with that.

What the heck is ruck?

It’s what goes into a rucksack.

Enough fooring around. 

Rate a minute. I wasn’t fooring. 

We must stop crowning around and count our bressings.

Ret’s not bother. Who cares how many bressings there are?

Risten. A rot of us care.

Ret those who care identify themserves.

Now what?

Prease. rock them up.

This not a rove poem

I rove it. But rearry, it’s a brank verse. 

How rovery. I’m a rittre brank myserf.

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