Dems Problem Solved (A little humor)

Good news voters!

I had coffee over the weekend with Marty Wall with whom I worked at the Puget Suond Business Journal in Seattle in the early 2000s.

Part of our coffee clatch addressed a viable ticket for the Democrats given all the handwringing that was taking place after the poor debate performance of President Biden.

Well, we are happy to share with you, my fellow Americans, some big news. You are looking at what we believe to be a winning ticket this November.

Our merits:

I am confident I can hold the Biden supporters who want the “nice guy Catholic” but with a few years shaved off. Instead of “Scrappy Joe from Scranton” I will be “Scrappy Steve from Seattle.”

Marty and I provide a balanced ticket.

I graduated from the University of Washington and he may have graduated from Washington State University. Graduating is not as big a deal over there. They are just grateful people attend, so that is good enough for me.

Marty is also a vet, so that will help capture the Schwarzenegger, Stallone/Rambo crowd. He is a previous People magazine "Sexiest Man Alive" winner (cannot verify the year) which will help pull in independent, suburban soccer mom voters.

Both of us like the NBA, just like Obama.

Also, I helped create the internet with Al Gore.

I think I might even have had a hand in AI. I will run that past ChatGPT after this is posted and get back to you.

My feeling is “If Chester Arthur* could do this, then I can do this.”

I won’t overpromise, but will commit to sending Majorie Taylor Greene to Saint Helena Island.

Also, I think this can help me on the dating front.

I will have a decent paycheck for at least four years plus an airplane and helicopter.

If you don’t have much personality, like me, then having an airplane is helpful I’ve heard.

Marty said, through his network, he can expand the base. He feels it has been a lost opportunity to not reach out more directly to drug dealers and biker gang members.

He also said he is fully committed to crisscross the country visiting sports bars to show his common man touch.

.Jimmy Carter’s campaign book title was “Why Not the Best?”

Ours is "Why not?"

We will have a Go Fund Us page up ASAP, but I suggest everyone, since you are so excited right now, go ahead and Venmo me money today. Lots and lots of money.

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*-Chester Arthur (1829-1886) was the 21st president of the United States (1881-1885). He assumed office upon the death of James Garfield, who was assasinated. He did not seek election in 1884 on his own right.

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No animals were injured or abused in the making of this blog post.

About me

I have been a career sales professional in B2B sales. This has included managing my own territories, selling jointly with others and managing sales teams.

My career started in Seattle with the Puget Sound Business Journal, but a significant portion of my professional time was in California, split between Los Angeles and Orange County, before a return to Seattle.

Also

I am owner and community manager for the LinkedIn group?Seattle Sales, Marketing and Advertising Professionals, which has 4900+ members: (4) Seattle Sales, Marketing & Advertising Professionals | Groups | LinkedIn

Also one of the first million members of LinkedIn (2004). I have been an active blogger on the platform since 2014, when the option was first offered.