Dear Sirs/Madams:

Attached hereto, please find my resume.

Before opening the attached, I think you should know that I'm not woke. In fact, I enjoy napping around 2:30 p.m. most days.

I don't want to be an influencer; nor, do I, or will I, follow anyone claiming to be one.

I am not politically correct some of the time. From what I can discern, politicians are rarely, if ever, correct, thereby making political correctness an oxymoron. Moronic and politician are synonyms.

I believe in opening doors for a wide range of people. I believe in hugging, specially when the huggee is someone I have known for a long time, respected, cared for, believed in, and/or needs one.

I believe in free speech. I believe in freedom of motion. When someone espouses lies, hateful speech, or speech in opposition to my beliefs, I believe I can leave, turn off whatever device is acting as the delivery system, or stick my fingers in my ears while humming "Zip a dee doo dah."

I believe in giving credit when credit is due. I abhor anyone who lies, cheats, or steals.

I believe freedom of the press does not allow the press to bend or make up facts to sell papers or further individual or collective biases.

I don't like celebrity. I like real heroes and heroines.

I enjoy a good discussion, up until the discussion becomes an argument.

I like policemen, policewomen, firemen, firewomen, soldiers, nurses, doctors, and anyone else that believes in protecting or helping mankind.

I believe in teaching children how to think, rather than what to think.

I believe in hard work.

Did I mention I enjoyed naps?