Daily Drawing
The all-new, Mark III Fleeger (below) represents a major technological advance over previous models. Not only is it equipped with anti-gluten shielding but, in addition, sports two high-powered, rapid-fire kombucha sprayers, capable of doing a full and complete moisturizer at ten paces. This combination in conjunctions with meeting fruit and vegetable daily requirements, including multivitamins to aid memory, makes this fleeger a formidable contender in the air and below the waves. Show here in its new and unique isotonic, color-coordinated camouflage design makes it particularly suited for sneak attack, especially when getting into the underwear of unsuspecting targets, causing intense itching, an unsightly rash, and a sudden urge to run from the room. Order yours today with the second at half price. Money back guarantee.
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