Cut the C.R.A.P.: 22 words to obliterate in 2022

A few months ago,?Jill ?noticed a shift in my writing style. “It’s very in-your-face,” she said. “You sound a little angry. But in a good way.”

She was probably responding to my article about?all the C.R.A.P. that makes its way into business statements ?(mission, vision, purpose, value, yada yada yada).

I do get fired up about?Corporate?Rhetoric?And?Pomposity. I frickin’ hate it, and I’m determined to eliminate it from everyone’s business vocabulary.

Can we start with you? And can we start right now?

If you’re game to join me on this quest, here is your assignment:?Resolve to remove the following words from your business communications—written, spoken, and otherwise.

1.??????Align

I have clients who schedule alignment meetings to align on their alignments. Enough. Get together and agree on something.

2.??????Ask

Never, ever use this as a noun. Every time you announce your ask, your audience drops the “k” and imagines your ass. Guaranteed.

3.??????Bandwidth

We know. You don’t have any. No one does. Stop reminding us.

4.??????Ecosystem

What a shame that this excellent metaphor has lost its power. Business arrangements?are?like nature, where things are connected and interdependent. But in a business sense, the term has become so overused and misused that it doesn’t say much any more. Maybe you can be the hero who finds a new analogy.??

5.??????Enable

In the world of self-help, an enabler makes it easier for someone else to do bad stuff (think addiction and abuse). I know you mean to?enable?in a positive sense. But why use a word with such negative baggage? Try?help?or?allow?or even the dreaded?empower.?

6.??????Headroom

It’s a term that?screams, “I went to business school and I know cool financial things!” Well done. For audiences other than your fellow MBA-ers,?headroom?is literally that empty space between our heads and whatever’s above (doorframe, ceiling, overhead bin). If you’re not prepared to teach a short finance lesson, choose a different word.

7.??????Impact

My associations with this word are not positive. The crushing impact of a car accident. An impacted molar. An impacted bowel.?Affect?is a good substitute for the verb, and?effect?works for the noun.

8.??????Integrated

This word has become so commonplace that we read right past it. Break through that sea of sameness and describe how your?integrated solution?(ugh, see #14)?unifies?or?combines?or?blends?or ... you get the idea.?

9.??????Key

As an adjective, this word is a throw-away. Do I need three?key?reasons to follow your advice? No. Just give me three reasons, and make them good ones.

10.???Leverage

I know you mean “use for advantage.” But like?enable?(see #5), this word is loaded with negative connotations. Don’t believe me? Here’s a list of synonyms for?leverage?as a verb:?abuse, capitalize on, cash in on, exploit, impose on or upon, milk, pimp ...?If you don’t want to sound manipulative, at the very least avoid?leveraging?people, relationships, talents, and anything else human.

11.???Pedigree

Is this a word you use to label your important, impressive, prestigious history of degrees and jobs? Well then, I’m eye rolling you (and daydreaming about purebred dogs). Just tell me your career?history?or?path?or?story. Better yet, show me how the future can be brighter?because?you’ve racked up all that experience.?

12.???Robust

When a wine list claims the Cabernet is?robust, a smart sommelier adds useful details. “It’s a bold wine that stands up to our well-seasoned ribeye or rich short rib.” We need that kind of explanation for your?robust?business process or product, too. In fact, just ditch?robust?and tell me what your offering can withstand, support, or overcome.

13.???Seamless

Your customer will experience no ugly or uncomfortable bumps. But is that really worth touting? I mean, I value my?seamless?yoga pants; but in anything else,?seamlessness?feels like a low bar.

14.???Solution

Did you know that you can get a?solution?from just about any industry? Yep: management consultants, construction companies, software developers, industrial manufacturers, interior designers, publishers ... they’re all selling solutions. Which makes this the emptiest of empty words. Do better. (P.S. If you are not willing to use the word?problem?in your marketing materials, you are not allowed to offer a?solution.)

15.???Space

So, your company is making some innovative waves?in this space.?Are you referring to an industry, a sector, a discipline, or what? I have a hunch that this term emerged from the tech industry, where the sky’s the limit and things get to be galactic. This farmer’s daughter just wants you to say?field.

16.???Synergy

You should have given this up in 2017. Do it now.

17.???Unique

Don’t tell me you’re?unique. Show me how you’re different—and better—than all the rest. And don’t just exchange this word with?one-of-a-kind. That’s cheating.

18.???Upskill

Seriously? What’s wrong with?train?and?teach? And if you’re about to ask about?reskill, don’t even go there.

19.???Utilize

Sigh. Just say?use.

20.???Value-added

I nearly included?value?itself on this list. Though?value?is added to business messages far too often, it still has merit. But?value-added? No thank you. Replace it with specifics. Be like the cereal people who came up with?vitamin-fortified.?

21.???World-class

“Among the best in the world.” This term tells a self-centered story that acknowledges the competition and ignores the customer. Is that what you’re after?

22.???Bonus Bundle

Get rid of every cringe-worthy phrase that has become shorthand for?truly useful human interactions:?touch base,?reach out,?circle back,?deep dive,?take it offline?... What am I missing? I’m sure there are others.

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Here’s to a C.R.A.P.-less year, friends! Go forth and create simple, strong messages that say what you mean and get things done. And if you get stuck, let me know. I’m here to help.