Critical Thinking

You know, I've always had a healthy skepticism about, well, a hell of a lot in this wild ride we call life.

But shit that's been bugging the crap out of me for ages...Those sneaky expiration dates lurking on the flip side of every day staples.

Take the salt example, would you?

This ancient-ass-dinosaurs salt has been chilling for a cool 250 million years, and now, you're telling me, once it’s trapped in a jar, it suddenly has the shelf life of a sitcom?

That’s some high-grade bullshit right here , right now ( as FatBoySlim will say , scratch or... mix)

This granulated time-traveler survived epochs and eras, but slap a label on it, and it's suddenly ticking down to its sell-by like it’s Cinderella on the stroke of midnight ( that story is also a big bullshit by the way )

Ok Goran! BUT what is the Moral of this post \ story?

Well : Don’t swallow everything you read, folks!!!!

Except the salt—apparently, you've only got a few years for that. So sprinkle that shiiiiiii*t on everything.

While you can!

Not to mention, it's probably one of the oldest things you'll ever be sprinkling or eating in your entire life, at least it was mine...