Cosmic Cuddle Puddle Party
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Cosmic Cuddle Puddle Party

Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to drop some truth bombs on you like confetti at a cosmic cuddle puddle party (patent pending, obviously). 2023? Yeah, that was a doozy. Remember that feeling of being stuck on a Tilt-A-Whirl on fire, juggling flaming pizza crusts of economic uncertainty and social division while simultaneously trying to maintain your sanity? No? Just me? Well, let's just say it wasn't exactly a walk in the park.

But here's the thing, beauties: amidst the dumpster fire that was 2023, we learned some valuable lessons. Turns out, when the world feels like a toddler with a bad case of sugar-induced hyperactivity, it's the stuff inside our hearts that truly matters. And in 2024, guess what's going to be hotter than a disco ball in Studio 54? Authenticity, my friends. Ditch the filters, embrace the freckles, and own your weirdness like a well-worn pair of overalls.

Next up on the trendsetting list: kindness. Pass the virtual cookies, please! In 2024, we're trading snarky comments for smiles, online arguments for encouraging texts, and judging stares for virtual high-fives. Remember, a smile is always in fashion, even if your outfit involves mismatched pajamas and a strategically placed coffee mug (because, real talk, who has the energy for pants before noon?).

Speaking of energy, let's talk vulnerability. In 2024, we're taking down the emotional brick walls and building cozy little bungalows of self-acceptance. Cry if you need to, laugh until you snort, and let the world see the messy bits you usually keep hidden under a metaphorical throw rug. Because guess what? Everyone has messy bits, and sharing them just makes the world a more relatable and, frankly, hilarious place.

Finally, there's gratitude. Counting blessings instead of sheep (unless they're wearing tiny party hats, in which case, count those adorable little buggers!). Appreciate the small stuff, folks – the sunrise that paints the sky like a Jackson Pollock masterpiece, the purring symphony of your cat kneading your bladder into oblivion (because hey, love comes in all forms), the fact that you still have eyebrows despite all the stress-induced hair pulling. Gratitude is the secret sauce that makes even the blandest burnt toast taste like a victory lap.

So, there you have it, my cosmic comrades. Authenticity, kindness, vulnerability, and gratitude – the four horsemen of the coming year (minus the apocalyptic vibes). 2024 might not be perfect, but with a little sprinkle of these magical elixirs, it can be a cosmic cuddle puddle party of epic proportions. Let's raise a glass of something bubbly (or lukewarm tap water) to a year of embracing the weird, spreading kindness like glitter, and remembering that even the darkest nights eventually give way to a messy, beautiful sunrise.

Happy 2024, everyone! Let's make it a year of slightly fewer rollercoaster meltdowns (although, let's be honest, a few good shrieks are always entertaining). Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a comfy pair of overalls, a plate of mismatched cookies, and a whole lot of cosmic gratitude to spread. Buckle up, buttercups; it's gonna be a wild ride!

Ashlei Rolloff

CEO & Founder | Helping HVAC Manufacturers & Manufacturer Reps Maximize Valuation & Growth in Acquisitions through Brand Position and Marketing

1 年

Jim M. you are one fantastic, hilarious and authentic human. This made me smile and feel less alone in what was 2023… thank you!

Jenny Johnson

PMO Leader | Agile Development ?? Delivering Results ?? Positive Energy?? Transparency ?? Drive Excellence

1 年

This!! Bring on the cuddle puddle

Dan Walker

I help marketing leaders walk their talk (meet business goals and strengthen customer relationships with better creative content) I make observations about the working world. Those opinions are my own.

1 年

I'm so IN! ??????

Arik Hanson

Social media consultant for mid-sized and large companies

1 年

In an election year, we're going to need heavy doses of all four to survive!

Angela Chronister

Health Insurance Management with specialization in Billing, Coding, and Benefits.

1 年

Love this my fave bro-in-law!! Hilarious and well written ??

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