Understanding "corporate speak" is hard. Here's a guide to help you translate it:?
- “Do we have the bandwidth?" = We don't have time for that
- "Let me check with my team" = No?
- ?"Possibly" = Hell No?
- ?"It's on my schedule" = Not going to happen?
- ?"Let's circle back" = Never discuss this again
- "It will be done in Q4" = Sometime next year
- ?"I understand your position" = I hate you?
- ?"Per my last email" = Do you ever read them?
- ?"It's a challenging landscape" = We don't have any answers
- ?"Let's take that offline" = Why are you bothering me?
- "30,000-foot view" = I don't see any solutions
- ?"Low hanging fruit" = Business already closed
- ?"We are efforting that problem" = No chance
- "All hands-on deck" = We need all the help we can get
- "Open up the kimono?" = A creepy expression
- ?"AI's the future" = But it's not a priority
- "We use AI" = What's AI?
- ?"We use machine learning" = What's machine learning??
- "Put it on the back burner" = Forget about it entirely
