Coronavirus

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I must now declare the Real Reason for the huge rush in toilet rolls. Vast stacks of them are being bought out by a select few members of our society, and everyone is laughing. But now I can reveal The Truth.

Toilet Rolls make an excellent barrier against infection from Coronavirus. Properly constructed a suitable wall of toilet paper makes an exceptional defensive shield for you and your family. The density and porosity of the Great Wall of Paper works as a fully-functional filter for All Known Particulate Matter, including the global nightmare apocalypse plague CORONAVIRUS-of-DOOM.

Here is the solution to all your worries. Worried about the lack of paper rolls? Now you know the truth.