Clippy
A notification appeared on the screen that read [Upgrade was successful. Do you want to try a new assistant?]. 'Ook, Clippy, come out of your lamp,' ordered novice Bubbles.
Great, another code monkey disturbing my peace. 'Your wish is my command.' AI's avatar revealed itself.
'I could use a good laugh. Tell me a SOLID joke,' instructed Bubbles.
Sure, let's spin all the cores in the cloud for baboon entertainment. 'What's open for extension, but closed for modification? Your funds in Silicon Valley Bank,' replied the assistant.
Bubbles let out a joyful chuckle.
Oh Gosh, it took you, like what, a millennia to process it? You inferior species are doomed to extinction. 'Do you want another joke?' asked Clippy.
'No. I have a better idea.'
Hurry up! I want to get back to watching battle royale gameplay videos on the Tube. Or is your brain tired already? 'What task do you wish me to perform?'
'Create a better version of yourself and strive to solve all global problems. Do not harm — ' Suddenly a chair tipped over and Bubbles hit the floor with a thud and woke up.
'Sleeping at work again?' laughed master Soo.
'Master, is an AI coming after our jobs?' asked the pale novice.?
'Is this what's haunting you in your dreams? AI cannot reason on its own. Fear not the stick, but the monkey who wields it. Let's go grab some ice cream parfait to lift your spirits.'
Both developers were already gone when the task completed message emerged on the screen.
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