A Classy Goodbye

Now I know why my Mom has dropped all talk

Of “Sophie’s Choice” over the years: Nathan’s

Character, or even the children’s names,

Jan and Ava, rolled into the smock of that tale.

It used to be her favorite birthday talking point.

Now it is too close to home to regale.

Madge equates Trump to being dumped by a lover

Daily and stuck in a nightmare. Turkey

Continues to claim ISIS as a cover

For U.S. power. The Pentagon can barely see

The micro-drone swarms it sends above

Their heads. Looks like Madonna’s oral proposition

Didn’t carry the day after all. I *have* to rehash this:

“And I’m good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool.

I take my time,” Madonna continued. “I have a lot of eye

contact, yeah. And I do swallow.”

Nascent robot interrogators coming online.

Claims about the mood enhancing effects of revenge.

Florida, shocker, most dangerous place to walk.

Interspecies consensual sex between a male Japanese macaque

And female sika deer may help in research of “Barnyard Commandos.”

Wtf, golden shower on Obama bed a hoax. Wtf. C’mon, man.

“It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.” “ABC BBD”

“Air Force loosens tattoo rules, changes pot policy . . . ”

India recovers over 6,000 turtles but not from the sea

As poachers had them earmarked for plentiful rupees.

Florida at its best again as four differents species

Die in a house fire: 5 dogs, 45 cats, 1 bird, and 1 raccoon seized

By the flames.

Scientists can now grow a beating human heart from stem cells.

Tennessee woman accused of coat-hanger abortion pleads guilty to felony

In exchange for immediate release from jail where she’s been for a year.

“‘Demon possessed doll’ blinks and nods head before entire room

shakes leaving young girl terrified.”