The Choice: A MacArthur P. Chanute Story
Over the years as a private eye, I’ve learned a few things. One is an old saying,
“People don’t cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.”
I have a love/hate relationship with cheating. I don’t like when people do it. But cheating does provide me with a fair amount of business. Which is exactly what happened when Professor Vernon came to see me.
The good professor had just finished teaching his first online class. He was not happy about it. While always “generous” with his grades, he was dismayed when almost all of his students finished the course with perfect scores. 100 Percent on all quizzes and exams. Perfect scores on all homework assignments. In fact, only one student had less than a perfect score, and only because he missed a week of class due to some incident with a sombrero.
Not sure where else to turn, he appeared on my doorstep.
He looked a bit peaked, and as it was about time for lunch, I took him to a little Chinese place around the corner. We ordered. While waiting for the food we sipped tea and I asked him about his class. How was it set up? What were the assignments? Formats of Quizzes? All the usual questions…
Instead of answering me he brought out his laptop. A few clicks and his class appeared. It was just as I’d suspected.
The class was asynchronous: no set meeting times or live lectures. Students could log on and work on the class whenever they wanted.
Students were given a window of several days to do weekly quizzes and exams. All the quizzes and exams were fully auto-graded. Every question was multiple choice, true-false, or fill-in-the-blank; and the computer scored them all. The students got feedback right away.
The “assignments” were similar; windows of time students could do their assignments. But it wasn’t really “work.” The assignments were multiple-choice questions…just like quizzes. Or, there were “Yes/No” questions in which the Professor asked if they read the chapter. Again, all were automatically graded.
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The few written assignments he had were short; students were able to answer them in a paragraph. And the Professor commented on what high-quality writing the students demonstrated.
When I asked him about content, he told me he’d gotten all of it from a textbook publisher. Quizzes, questions, etc....all downloaded verbatim from the publisher.
So it was a pretty sweet deal for the Professor. Content to copy and paste and make everything automatically graded. Nothing to do but put your feet up on your desk and sip coffee.
But there’s a price to pay, and that’s why the Professor came to see me.
As the food began to arrive I began to give him everything he needed to know to turn his online class around.
It took a while to go through all this, and we ate quite a bit. But in the end, the Professor felt optimistic about redoing his class. Even as he realized it would take a bit more work on his part.
The server brought fortune cookies along with the check. Professor Vernon opened his, and the little slip of paper turned out to be the perfect ending to our lunch…
The first time you cheat me, be ashamed. The second time it is I who must be ashamed. ~ Chinese Proverb