CHOCOLATE POISONING

This is how I felt before my theobromine poisoning and hospitalization. You can see how we all love chocolate but it's dangerous son.

When to stop chocolate:: when you start to race, elate or feel that familiar surge put it away.

There are no chocolate addicts because if they ate it like a drunkard drinks they'd be dead.

The chocolate faster takes pride in his self-control cuz he knows without it he can't use this at all.

Cuz if he eats too much it won't be like getting drunk, it'll be a 911 call and feeling a heart attack, yuk!

MY CHOCOLATE RATIONALIZATIONS BEFORE HOSPITALIZATION:

I don't drink, I don't do drugs, even aspirin I split in half. But chocolate is bliss and they won't arrest.

Chocolate is so satiating you're never hungry. As the pounds drop off you're in bliss constantly.

I do chocolate not coffee and I never have it after lunch or it's a sleepless night or just jittery.

It's like going on a proprioceptive journey without return and with self-control you're back to earth.

I don't even want chocolate when I arise cuz I'm still so "full" from the previous day [with low weight].

It's chocolate fasting from midnight [when I arise] to noon. Lunch tacos/fish then fast/swoon.

It's a wonderful new trick in my armory but I never want theobromine poisoning so I'm careful see.

Those in the know never take too much chocolate, it's stupid cuz past a point you're just sick.

The lowcarb chocolate candies on the market are so delicious and effective it's unbelievable.

Serotonin is in chocolate, it's been used as romantic serum all through history and we all love it.

I feel like all my cells have woken up, buzzing like little tops. The skin is like silk and I'm delirious!

I don't have to fix breakfast anymore, I can stay at my desk and have a piece. Efficiency and ease!

What do you eat? Chocolate. What do you do? Write. How you feel? bliss. Snacks? Tacos or fish.

Never give it to dogs/cats or they'll die. It's like a beautiful pit viper: must use caution, aye.

I don't have to smoke/cough all day nor drink/be sick next day: just some chocolate and I'm ok.

I don't need coffee having acid reflux all day. Just a piece of chocolate and I'm happily on my way.