Cheech and Chong in Quiet Quitting
Cheech and Chong are heading to work.
Cheech: Hey, man. We work more in our twilight years than this Z generation.
Chong: Maybe they are called Gen Z because they are all asleep.
Che: You don't want to be called "Woke" anymore.
Cho: I got woke with uppers, man.
Che: Good luck finding them, man. Too many prescription drugs now. They are the biggest dealers.
Cho: You can't even turn on the news without finding some ad for prescriptions. If they have more side effects than weed- stick to what you know.
Cheech and Chong arrive at work. Their colleagues are lackadaisical.
Che: Hey man, why is everyone on their phones the whole time?
Cho: Why do the bosses allow it?
Che: Man, all they care about is their money. They act like our paltry salaries somehow takes away from their money.
Cho: You can't take it with you, man.
Che: You also should talk to the people around you. That will resonate more than looking at some meme.
Cho: Hey man- why don't we lobby to appear on The Pozcast? He is looking for someone in the dispensary industry for his 420th episode.
Che: Man, I am too busy living my life to appear on a podcast. Adam seems cool.
Cho: He also didn't ask.
Che: Man, everyone has a podcast. For every good one- and I have enjoyed The Pozcast- there are ten shows that sound like police surveillance.
Cho: Maybe we can go on a podcast, have Stacy Keach play a cop-
Che: Again? Man, you are stuck in the seventies.
Cho: I had a point. Do you mind, man? He can listen to the podcast, feels like it is similar to what he hears at work and actually creates a bust where he gets high on his own supply.
Che: Man, while these other guys are watching their phones and waiting for quitting time you are workshopping ideas that could go somewhere. Life is a limited commodity. Don't waste time quiet quitting when you should be doing something better.
Cho: Couldn't have said it better myself, man.