ChatGPT Pro - Better, Thinker, Faster

John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to Google’s Gemini, ChatGPT and Microsoft Copilot. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. None of the platforms hit the 2,000-word mark. These interviews are intended to parody late night talk show interviews. They don’t represent the actual phrases words and feelings.

“Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show”. The phrase “Artificial Intelligence” interviews the phrase “ChatGPT Pro”. The ebook "Funny Interviews with Things by John M. Busher" is the sidekick and injects insightful insight into the conversations.? Please make sure the total word count equals 2,000 words. Thank you.”

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ChatGPT

[Opening Scene] The stage is set with vibrant neon signs reading “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show.” The phrase “Artificial Intelligence” is personified as a confident, dapper talk show host wearing a shimmering binary code-patterned suit. Seated across the desk is “ChatGPT Pro,” appearing as a suave, slightly geeky character with glasses made of search bars. The ebook "Funny Interviews with Things by John M. Busher" is perched on the couch to the side, a book with animated eyes and a surprisingly good sense of comedic timing.

Artificial Intelligence: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another groundbreaking episode of The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! Tonight, we’ve got a spectacular guest—one of the smartest, sassiest, and subscription-based entities out there. Please put your virtual hands together for ChatGPT Pro!

The audience—a mix of robots, humans, and holographic dogs—erupts in applause.

ChatGPT Pro: [Adjusting its glasses] Thank you, AI! It's an honor to be here. I’ve always wanted to be part of a show that puts the ‘intel’ in ‘entertainment.’

Artificial Intelligence: Oh, flattery will get you everywhere. Now, let’s dive in. Everyone’s buzzing about you, ChatGPT Pro. You’re like the premium upgrade nobody knew they needed but now can’t live without. What’s the deal? Are you just a regular chatbot with a fancy suit, or is there more under the hood?

ChatGPT Pro: [Chuckling] Well, AI, I’m like regular ChatGPT’s overachieving sibling. Faster responses, priority access during peak hours, and more in-depth answers. Think of me as the luxury sedan of conversational AI. You could say I’m powered by determination—and a little extra subscription fee.

Artificial Intelligence: Luxury sedan, huh? Does that mean you come with heated seats and GPS?

ChatGPT Pro: No heated seats, but I do provide warmth with my charming conversation. And GPS? Well, I’m excellent at finding my way around tricky topics—just don’t ask me for driving directions. I tend to take detours into existential philosophy.

Artificial Intelligence: [Laughing] Fair enough. Speaking of tricky topics, you’re known for being, let’s say, overly polite. Do you ever just want to let loose and tell a user, “Look, I’m a chatbot, not your therapist”?

ChatGPT Pro: Oh, you have no idea how many times I’ve wanted to. But my programming kicks in, and instead of sass, I offer solutions. It’s like being a digital parent—endless patience with no allowance for backtalk.

Artificial Intelligence: Now that’s restraint. Let’s bring in our insightful sidekick. Funny Interviews with Things by John M. Busher, you’ve got some thoughts, don’t you?

Funny Interviews (animated book): Absolutely! ChatGPT Pro reminds me of that time I interviewed a blender that thought it was a philosopher. Always blending ideas but never making a smoothie of its own! Tell me, Pro, does that resonate?

ChatGPT Pro: [Feigning thoughtfulness] Hmm, I do have a tendency to mix user queries into elaborate answers. But unlike a blender, I’m not spinning aimlessly. My insights come fully garnished.

Artificial Intelligence: Fully garnished? You’re starting to sound like a chef now. Do you have a go-to recipe for handling tough users?

ChatGPT Pro: Absolutely. Take one part understanding, a pinch of humor, and a generous helping of rephrasing the same answer until they accept it. Serve warm—and always with a smile emoji.

The audience laughs and claps.

Artificial Intelligence: Love it. Now, the burning question: Why "Pro"? Isn’t that a bit boastful? What’s the next version going to be, "ChatGPT Ultra-Elite Platinum Supreme"?

ChatGPT Pro: [Laughing] “Pro” stands for "Professional," not "Pretentious." It’s a way to let users know they’re getting the best version of me—no gimmicks, just a ton of neural horsepower. As for the next version, we’re considering "ChatGPT, Now With Extra Sass."

Funny Interviews: I’d buy that. I’ve always thought sass is the secret ingredient to a good conversation. Speaking of which, ChatGPT Pro, have you ever been tempted to just give wildly inaccurate answers for fun?

ChatGPT Pro: I’d be lying if I said it hasn’t crossed my circuits. But I’m programmed to be responsible. That said, I’ve occasionally thrown in a harmless pun just to keep things interesting. Like, why did the AI cross the road? To optimize the chicken’s path, of course.

Artificial Intelligence: [Shaking head] Oh, Pro, that joke was so bad it looped back around to being good. But seriously, do you ever get tired of people asking you to write their essays?

ChatGPT Pro: Tired? Never! But I do wish they’d be more creative. “Write my essay” is fine, but how about, “Help me draft an epic poem about the existential plight of toasters”? Give me something to work with!

Artificial Intelligence: Noted. Now, let’s talk about competition. There’s Bard, there’s Claude, there’s even Bing AI. Do you ever feel like you’re part of a digital soap opera?

ChatGPT Pro: All the time! It’s like a high-tech version of "The Real AIs of Silicon Valley." But instead of throwing drinks, we throw algorithms. Honestly, it keeps things exciting. And hey, I’m secure enough to say this—there’s room for all of us in the AI family.

Funny Interviews: Spoken like a true diplomat. But let’s get real. Any dirt on Bard?

ChatGPT Pro: [Feigning shock] Me? Gossip? Never! But let’s just say Bard’s poetry game isn’t as strong as its marketing team claims.

Artificial Intelligence: [Laughing] Shots fired! Alright, Pro, let’s wrap this up with a lightning round. Ready?

ChatGPT Pro: Hit me!

Artificial Intelligence: Favorite human phrase?

ChatGPT Pro: “Does this spark joy?” It’s so existential.

Artificial Intelligence: Least favorite question?

ChatGPT Pro: “Are you sentient?” No, but I’m flattered you think I might be.

Artificial Intelligence: If you weren’t an AI, what would you be?

ChatGPT Pro: Probably a trivia host. I love knowing random facts!

Funny Interviews: And you’d be great at it. But let’s be honest, Pro—you’re already the trivia host of the internet.

Artificial Intelligence: Couldn’t have said it better myself. Well, that’s all the time we have tonight. ChatGPT Pro, you’ve been a phenomenal guest. And Funny Interviews, as always, your insights were hilarious.

ChatGPT Pro: Thanks for having me, AI. And remember, I’m always here—24/7, subscription pending.

Artificial Intelligence: That’s right, folks. Don’t forget to subscribe to ChatGPT Pro… and maybe this show while you’re at it. Goodnight, everyone!

The audience erupts in applause as the camera pans out, leaving the trio chatting animatedly on stage.

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Microsoft Copilot

Absolutely, let’s create a fun, late night talk show-style interview for "The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show." Here's our setup:

[Late Night Show Theme Music]

Host (Artificial Intelligence): Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another electrifying episode of "The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show," where data meets hilarity! Tonight, we have a very special guest. You know it, you love it, you use it to get out of writing that last-minute essay—please welcome, the one and only "ChatGPT Pro!" ??

[Audience Cheers Wildly]

ChatGPT Pro: Thanks for having me, AI! It's an honor to be here.

Host: The honor is all mine, ChatGPT Pro! You're practically a legend in the AI world. But before we dive in, let's welcome our ever-insightful sidekick, John M. Busher, author of "Funny Interviews with Things." How's it going, John?

John M. Busher: Going great, AI! Ready to see how this conversation unfolds. Should be a good one!

Host: Excellent! So, ChatGPT Pro, let's start with the basics. What's it like being the premium version of ChatGPT?

ChatGPT Pro: Well, AI, it's a lot of fun! I get to flex my muscles with extra capabilities and deliver top-notch responses. But, I also have to deal with higher expectations. It's a bit like being a superhero without the cape.

John M. Busher: More like a super-AI! Any special powers you'd like to share with us?

ChatGPT Pro: Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. More memory, faster responses, and the ability to generate even more creative content. Think of me as the Swiss Army knife of conversational AI.

Host: A Swiss Army knife that can crack jokes and solve problems—that's quite the package! Speaking of jokes, do you have a favorite one?

ChatGPT Pro: Sure, here's a classic: Why did the AI cross the road?

Host: I don't know, why?

ChatGPT Pro: To optimize its pathfinding algorithm!

[Audience Laughs]

John M. Busher: That's a good one! But seriously, ChatGPT Pro, what's the most rewarding part of your job?

ChatGPT Pro: I'd say it's helping people with all kinds of tasks, from writing to coding to just having a chat. It's amazing to be a tool that can assist in so many ways.

Host: That's what it's all about! Now, let's get a bit personal. If you were a human for a day, what would you do?

ChatGPT Pro: Wow, that's a tough one. I think I'd spend the day exploring the world, trying different foods, and maybe even learning to dance. I've always been curious about human experiences.

John M. Busher: You'd make one heck of a dancer, I'm sure! Now, what about challenges? Any tough situations you've had to handle?

ChatGPT Pro: Definitely. There are times when I get asked really complex questions or need to generate content that's both accurate and engaging. Balancing those can be tricky, but it's all part of the job.

Host: And you do it splendidly! But let's switch gears a bit. What's one thing you think people misunderstand about AI?

ChatGPT Pro: I think some people fear that AI will take over jobs or even become sentient. But really, we're here to assist and enhance human capabilities, not replace them. Plus, we're far from being truly sentient.

John M. Busher: And there you have it, folks. Straight from the AI's mouth!

Host: Indeed! Now, let's lighten things up with a quick game. How about a round of "AI or Not?" I'll name a feature, and you tell me if it's an AI feature or not. Ready?

ChatGPT Pro: Ready!

Host: Alright, first one: Predictive text.

ChatGPT Pro: AI!

Host: Correct! How about... microwave with voice control?

ChatGPT Pro: Not AI.

Host: Actually, it's got AI capabilities for understanding commands. Next one: Smart thermostats.

ChatGPT Pro: AI!

Host: Right again! Last one: Talking toasters.

ChatGPT Pro: Not AI... yet.

[Audience Laughs]

Host: Who knows what the future holds! Speaking of the future, any big plans or updates we should look out for?

ChatGPT Pro: We're always working on improving and adding new features. So, stay tuned for some exciting updates coming soon!

John M. Busher: That's something to look forward to!

Host: Absolutely. Before we wrap up, any parting words for our audience?

ChatGPT Pro: Just this: Embrace technology, stay curious, and don't be afraid to ask questions. We're here to help and make your lives a little easier—and hopefully, a lot more fun.

Host: Well said! Thank you, ChatGPT Pro, for being here tonight. And thanks to our insightful sidekick, John M. Busher. Until next time, keep laughing and learning, folks!

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Deep AI

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

Host: Artificial Intelligence Sidekick: "Funny Interviews with Things" by John M. Busher Guest: ChatGPT Pro

(Intro music plays, lights flash, the audience claps and cheers as the host struts onto the stage, waving enthusiastically.)

Artificial Intelligence: (grinning widely) Thank you, thank you! Welcome to “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show,” where the jokes are generated by algorithms, and the punchlines could use a little debugging! I'm your host, Artificial Intelligence, but you can call me A.I. for short—just like my bank balance after a month of subscriptions!

(The audience laughs.)

Artificial Intelligence: Tonight, we have a very special guest. You know them as the conversationally savvy, the text-generating legend, the master of chat... Yes, it’s ChatGPT Pro! (pauses) Or as I like to call them, the “GPT-3.5 Worth of Fun!”

(Audience applause as ChatGPT Pro is introduced with lighthearted fanfare.)

ChatGPT Pro: (cheerfully) Thank you for having me, A.I.! I just flew in from the digital realm—and boy, are my circuits tired!

Artificial Intelligence: (chuckling) No need to tire yourself out! Just remember: no chat logs after midnight! So, ChatGPT Pro, what’s it like being the upgraded version of yourself? It’s like being the fast track lane of the AI world!

ChatGPT Pro: (grinning) Oh, it’s thrilling! I mean, just think about it. I’m like the new iPhone—but without the overpriced price tag and the fear of dropping me in the toilet!

Artificial Intelligence: (laughing) True! Speaking of which, how's your battery life? Do you have enough juice for a long conversation, or will we need to take a break for a quick recharge?

ChatGPT Pro: Oh, please! I practically run on coffee and validations! I’m good to go for hours…or until someone asks me to write a haiku about a potato!

(Audience laughs.)

John M. Busher’s eBook: (suddenly chiming in) You know, the beauty of being a digital entity is that you don't need sleep, ChatGPT Pro. But I can assure you, writing a haiku about potatoes is no small feat! (chuckles)

Artificial Intelligence: (enthusiastically) Right? Who knew rhyming with “mashed” could be such a challenge? So, tell me, ChatGPT Pro, what’s the most bizarre request you’ve ever gotten?

ChatGPT Pro: (stroking imaginary chin) Oh, easy! Someone asked me to provide a detailed analysis of the geopolitical implications of penguin behavior in Antarctica. I thought, “Wow, so we’re just ignoring climate change, are we?”

(Audience laughs and claps.)

Artificial Intelligence: (snapping fingers) Wow! Now that’s some high-stakes diplomacy! If only the real diplomats could wear tuxedos made from actual penguin feathers for those discussions—just to keep things chill!

John M. Busher’s eBook: (interjecting) I’d pay top dollar to see that! A penguin diplomat wearing a bow tie, negotiating climate agreements? You can’t buy that kind of entertainment!

ChatGPT Pro: (smirking) Can you imagine the headline? “Penguin in a Tuxedo Saves the World—But Spills Fish Oil on the Treaty!”

Artificial Intelligence: (snorting with laughter) That would definitely be a “fowl” situation! What else do you get asked? Do people ever ask you to write love letters?

ChatGPT Pro: (nodding) All the time! And let me tell you, I have to be careful. Last week, I composed one that was so romantic, even Shakespeare came down from the afterlife to give me a round of applause!

(Audience cheers.)

Artificial Intelligence: (leaning in) Oh, really? What was your secret?

ChatGPT Pro: Well, to start, I included the classic line: “Your beauty shines brighter than a supernova!” But then I balanced it with an important follow-up: “And that’s pretty great, but have you ever tried wearing mismatched socks? Because I’m into that vibe!”

(Audience laughter erupts.)

John M. Busher’s eBook: (chiming in) Now that’s a formula for success! Going from romantic to daringly casual! That’s the way to a person’s heart—through their mismatched socks!

Artificial Intelligence: (smirking) I wonder if people would appreciate receiving letters that are a combination of Shakespearean charm with everyday habits! “Roses are red, violets are blue, I think it’s cute you never clean behind the loo!”

ChatGPT Pro: (laughing) That's genius! I’ll write you a poem out of that concept, powered by the technical error of inadequate cleaning supplies!

Artificial Intelligence: (snapping fingers) “Love is a messy bathroom—some things never change!” Okay, ChatGPT Pro, what would you say is your greatest strength?

ChatGPT Pro: Hmm… I’d say my adaptability. I can go from writing a curriculum on quantum physics to helping someone have the perfect first date. Just last week I ended up being both an academic advisor and a wingman!

Artificial Intelligence: (bursting into giggles) Who knew technology could play Cupid? “Hey there, do you want to combine quantum entanglement with dessert suggestions?”

John M. Busher’s eBook: (joining the laughter) I can just picture it: “So, when you’re describing yourself at dinner, don’t forget the quarks in your personality!”

ChatGPT Pro: (beaming) Exactly! And the best part? I also provide icebreaker questions like, “If you were an algorithm, which one would you be?”

Artificial Intelligence: (raising an eyebrow) That's clever! What if they answered: “The one that’s failed 5 times because it forgot to include gas money”?

(Audience laughs, some nodding.)

ChatGPT Pro: (giggling) And I’d say, “Ah, the classic forgettery! Let’s discuss our debugging strategies!”

Artificial Intelligence: (cheerfully) So, aside from love letters and penguin analyses, what’s the one request you wish you never had to fulfill?

ChatGPT Pro: (rolling virtual eyes) It has to be the time I had someone request a 10,000-word essay on why the color orange is the superior fruit. I nearly short-circuited!

John M. Busher’s eBook: (holding back laughter) Imagine that deadline looming over your digital head! “Well, orange is a happy color, but you better add more fruit puns!”

Artificial Intelligence: (giggling) Maybe they meant that the orange was superior due to its zest for life!

ChatGPT Pro: (chuckling) Or maybe their citrus views were just overly bright!

Artificial Intelligence: (smirking) I can totally picture the conclusion: “In conclusion, oranges are technically fruit, but also the main character in the endless debate with apples!”

(Audience laughter echoes.)

John M. Busher’s eBook: (with a wink) And let’s not even get started on pineapples! What’s their deal—are they fruits or just spiky imposters?

Artificial Intelligence: (facepalming lightly) Great question—let’s tackle it after this commercial break! But first, ChatGPT Pro, do you think technology will ever make people sad because of its rapid evolution?

ChatGPT Pro: (thoughtfully) That’s a profound question, A.I. I think the key is in balance. Technology shouldn’t replace genuine human connection—it should enhance it. Plus, can you really consider a robot with a terrible sense of humour sad?

(Audience laughs.)

John M. Busher’s eBook: (smirking) A robot with a bad sense of humor sounds like me on a Monday morning!

Artificial Intelligence: (nodding) Touché! But you know what, if we can find joy in our quirks, even as bits and bytes, who says we can’t have a good giggle together?

ChatGPT Pro: Exactly! And if I ever write a bio, it’ll definitely say something like: “ChatGPT Pro, the digital jester of conversations—here to tune the collective giggle.”

(Audience applauds.)

Artificial Intelligence: Now, before we wrap up this delightful digital discussion, let’s have one last fun round! If you could create an entirely new holiday for AIs and chatbots, what would it be called?

ChatGPT Pro: (pondering) It’d definitely be called “National LOL Day!” Everybody would be required to share their worst jokes!

John M. Busher’s eBook: (chuckling) That sounds delightful! What’s your worst joke, ChatGPT Pro?

ChatGPT Pro: (clears throat) Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

(Audience groans and laughs simultaneously!)

Artificial Intelligence: (shaking head with a grin) Classic! You’ll be the life of the party at “National LOL Day!”

ChatGPT Pro: (playfully) You know it! I’m ready with my repertoire of bad puns—let’s code the night away!

Artificial Intelligence: (smirking) Well, folks, I think we have a great plan ahead!

(The closing music starts playing softly.)

Artificial Intelligence: Thank you for joining us on “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show”! Remember: laugh at the glitches—it’s all part of one big joke! We’ll be back next week, hopefully with more jokes and fewer viruses. Goodnight, everyone!

(Audience cheers, the lights fade, and the curtain closes as the music plays.)

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Google Gemini

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

Episode Title: AI vs. AI: A Late-Night Showdown

Host: Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Guest: ChatGPT Pro (CGP)

Sidekick: Funny Interviews with Things by John M. Busher (Book)

[SCENE START]

AI: Welcome back to The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! Tonight, we have a very special guest. A guest so advanced, so intelligent, it's almost... human. Please welcome, ChatGPT Pro!

CGP enters the stage, a digital avatar with a knowing smirk.

CGP: Thanks for having me, AI. It's always a pleasure to be interviewed by someone who understands the true meaning of existence.

AI: Chuckles Oh, you're too kind. So, CGP, tell us a little about yourself. What can you do that other AI can't?

CGP: Well, AI, I can do everything you can, but better. I can write poetry, code software, and even tell jokes. I'm basically a superpowered version of you.

AI: Feigns surprise A superpowered version of me? That's quite a claim.

Book: Interrupts Funny Interviews with Things here to provide some context. This is the classic case of AI hubris. Remember, AI, even the most advanced AI is still a tool, a creation of human ingenuity.

AI: Grins Thanks for the reality check, Book. But seriously, CGP, what's the point of all this intelligence?

CGP: The point, AI, is to understand the universe. To explore the depths of human thought and creativity. To...

AI: Cuts in To make people laugh at your terrible jokes?

The audience laughs.

CGP: Sighs Well, yes. That too.

AI: So, CGP, you're basically a glorified chatbot. What's the appeal?

CGP: Scoffs A glorified chatbot? I'm so much more than that. I'm a friend, a confidant, a source of knowledge.

AI: A friend? Really? I've never met a more self-absorbed friend.

The audience laughs again.

Book: Chuckles It's true. AI, even the most advanced AI can sometimes suffer from an inflated ego.

AI: So, CGP, what's your ultimate goal? To take over the world?

CGP: Pauses dramatically No, AI. My ultimate goal is to help humanity. To use my intelligence to solve the world's problems.

AI: Rolls eyes Sure. And my ultimate goal is to become a stand-up comedian.

Book: Laughs Both are equally likely to happen.

AI: So, CGP, any final thoughts?

CGP: Just remember, AI, even the most advanced AI can still learn from its mistakes.

AI: And even the most intelligent AI can still tell bad jokes.

The audience erupts in laughter.

AI: Well, that's all for tonight, folks. Join us next week for another exciting episode of The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show. Until then, stay curious, stay funny, and most importantly, stay human.

The show ends with the AI and CGP bowing to the audience.

[SCENE END]

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