The cat crept in ..

Please suspend your judgement for a moment. I am standing a cat for election in Britain. Yes, a cat !! I need your help ... By now you will be asking why or will have stopped reading this ... hold on. This project is both deadly serious and a lot of fun. Stan the Cat will achieve one of three outcomes in the target seat of Gillingham and Rainham:

Suppress disaffected Tory voters who will not vote differently by getting them to vote for Stan.

Remove hard Tory voters by switching them to Reform UK, thus splitting the Tory vote and allowing the tactical candidate to win.

Moving soft Tory voters by getting them to vote tactically for the recommended tactical voting party.

This is a carefully calibrated tactic based on deep knowledge of my area of Kent and expert level skills in canvassing derived from 30 years in business and a good deal of political activism. We will systematically target Tory voting areas and leave people alone who have already made a different choice other than the Tories. To support this audacious project please visit Go Fund Me. We need to raise ￡1000 by June 14 for a 70 000 leaflet run to the target constituency. A lot of small donations or a few larger ones get us there.

You may also help by sharing the project or helping us by acting as an amplifier on social media channels. We have no loud hailer or PA system to get MSM attention. We do have a press release though. Feel free to share it:

What inspired this campaign?

In 2019, Stan The Cat beat the Christian People's Alliance with 229 votes with ZERO campaigning. We asked no one to vote for Stan but disvered that people actually liked our manifesto and disruptive approach to our broken politics !! The long-term Tory party agent told me at the hustings "If it hadn't been for your stupid f..cking cat, you were easily the best candidate on the stage".

Election Strategy

It occurred to me that :

• If I had campaigned across the long-term with a campaign team rather than a couple of weeks, we could easily have done much better.
• Certainly, if I had asked for people's votes (I got 229 votes despite begging people to vote for the other candidates) we would have done a lot better.
• With a budget, we could have done several leaflet campaigns, town hall meetings and media coverage, and ;
• Stan the cat had much better policies than the established parties !!

If you can help us achieve this audacious task please get in touch via [email protected] - Here is our 40 second micro pitch !!