Capt'n Poopy Face

Anyone who endeavors to embark into my world learns that I love to network, to talk, to learn and to listen. I am voracious about meeting new mates, listening to what they like, what makes them want to wake up and conquer the causes they care about!

But, this sort of a journey is not all sunshine and kittens!

On occasion I run into a doubter. There are those in this Big Bad World who tremble at the temerity of new, the prospect of people pushing possibilities upon their perfect palace. They wonder what I want with my quest for a call or a coffee or cocktail! How dare I query upon their plumply packed purpose.

I get it, your busily bustling through the thicket of thorns that is life and you've been pricked by one too many pricks. Your guard is engaged and no weird wanderer will waller on your wall! I simply suggest a nice "NO" rather than the raunchy ribbing I recently wrought on the DM.

I neatly negated his name as my goal is not to gouge him (with an attitude like that he's got bigger fish to fry since we have over 140 mutual mates), I simply seek to show that these kind of kids are many. They masquerade as masters, but sadly their self-importance shines through. Keep making the ask, keep reaching out, keep connecting!!

• Mike Poast  1:20 PM
• be great to connect and network maybe grab coffee or cocktails!
• Capt'n Poopy Face 1:20 PM
• Mike, I live on the other side of the Atlantic.
• Mike, I live on the other side of the Atlantic.
• Mike Poast  1:58 PM
• Yeah man!  you never know when people travel!  We could set a call until then!
• Capt'n Poopy Face 2:00 PM
• Thanks for the offer my man but with a 14 hr work week I am very specific with who I talk to and why. Good luck though.
• Mike Poast  2:01 PM
• LOL
• Capt'n Poopy Face 2:14 PM
• Well I don’t know you. And you sent an invite that didn’t even use my name. And there’s nothing in your profile that is really in congruence with me. And I wouldn’t have a ‘coffee’ with a random who walked up to me in the street
• Mike Poast  2:24 PM
• I'm not sure what the problem is here man?  I am not asking for a pint of blood. Simply that if we are to be connected (which that's clearly OK with you), that it would provide us both more value to speak like humans to each other.  A simple pass on the invitation to connect would seem more appropriate if my presence in your network is so loathsome and time consuming that it would interrupt your 14hr work week. We could have had a nice conversation in the time you wasted explaining to me how much more important your time is than mine.  Good day sir.
• Capt'n Poopy Face 2:25 PM
• I haven’t hit accept Mike for that very reason. But thanks for pointing out all the issues. One of the ways I ensure an epic life is not saying yes to offers without a strong gut instinct.
• Didn’t not haven’t.
• We aren’t connected.
• Mike Poast  2:28 PM
• Too funny.

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