Can't Coaches Act Like ZZTop?

There are two kinds of people on LinkedIn. The ones who don't use coaches and coaches who think "Everyone needs a coach." Every man needs a woman who loves him. The Beatles gave me more than any coach or therapist ever will.

All for pennies on the dollar. My copy of Revolver cost forty-nine cents. Abbey Road cost ninety-nine cents. Granted, there was a scratch in this old copy so I usually didn't hear the hidden track at the end. I would hear it eventually.

In the Eliminator era videos- before MTV sucked (it always kind of sucked) the members of the band would show up and give women confidence. They never suggested a makeover or new wardrobe.

No, they pointed in a circle (choreographed by Paula Abdul, no less) and fell back into the woodwork. If nothing else it was a good excuse to have the entire band showcased. The flaw of music video was the lead singer received ninety percent of the attention.

I Want a New Drug by Huey Lewis and the News was originally interpreted as "The exciting life of a mid range rock star." It was the exciting life of a lead singer. The other band members are mostly seen on stage or wearing vampire teeth.

Still more interesting than Twilight. There were also men who were inspired by ZZTop to pursue the Playboy models at the nightclubs. Sharp Dressed Man featured a guy who showed up late to work and in the course of the video the valet became the "Sharp Dressed Man" with his supervisor yelling at him.

Because that is what certain supervisors do. Gimme All Your Lovin' features a man who works at a gas station. While his boss is looking at magazines he is giving service to female customers. At least he didn't work at a self serve gas station.

Interestingly, they are dressed for the club in Sharp Dressed Man. Those women in the previous video were ahead of the curve with "Athleisure". And no bras. Legs features a woman running errands who is harassed and taunted by many.

Arrogant people who make fun of low rung employees receive their comeuppance. If only life were like this. Fast cars, fast women and bringing out the best in blue collar employees- they probably made the notorious "Five dollars per hour" I subsisted off at the comic store long ago.

TV Dinners is the ZZTop video time forgot. There are no women nor roadsters in this video. I would have played an Eliminator video game. This is a dissertation on processed foods.

Closer to a monster movie. I stopped eating "TV dinners" because they said two things: I am a single man too lazy to cook and too lazy to find someone who isn't. If there are coaches who could guide me the way these music videos did- there aren't. I could pay someone to care or I could watch music videos where the band plays a guardian angel role.

At least I never needed Cheap Sunglasses. There is an article to write about why sunglasses cost less than fifteen dollars or over two hundred. Why are there no middle class sunglasses? If you don't know what to post- listen to ZZTop. They spoke for the working man and the working woman.

It was nice that the laborers were the ones the women in the red roadster assisted. The supervisors were too busy with fearing that a customer might find the new employee offensive. Adults fear many things that never come to pass.

They could have spent the time saying "Don't mess up" showing others how to work more efficiently. I could pay some coach exorbitant sums that would benefit them and might benefit me. If I want to to "Invest in Myself" there is more chance I shall find enlightenment when I Heard it on the X.