These candidates are no joke!

They say April showers bring May flowers, and it’s raining hot candidates today! Please take a look at a few of the people who have really impressed up this week. If you are interested in any of these candidates, or have a hiring need you’d like to discuss, please don’t hesitate to reach out at [email protected] or (215) 599-9004!

Maya

Maya graduated top of her class from the Big Sky Works School of Circus Arts and has 5+ years of professional experience throwing flames and walking tightropes, with additional exposure to unicycling. She is currently on the market as her most recent position ended following a fire at the circus. It was in tents.

George

George has spent the past 10 years working in hospitality, with extensive experience as a server at top-rated restaurants around the world. Most recently, he worked as the Front of House Manager at Chez Luna, Elon Musk’s state-of-the-art “dining experience” on the Moon. Unfortunately, the restaurant closed after lackluster reviews: the food was good, but it had no atmosphere. George is available to interview and start in a new position immediately.

Perry

Perry has spent years perfecting the art of impressions, following a previous, successful career as a world-renowned mime. He is beginning to explore new opportunities that better align with his long-term career goals as a Professional Bird Impersonator. Unfortunately, his current boss has asked him to stop mimicking a flamingo and he just had to put his foot down. Perry is available to interview immediately and start within 2 weeks of receiving an offer.

Happy April Fool’s Day from your favorite staffing partner!

P.S. Jokes aside, if you have any temporary or direct hire openings that can use a little bit of support, I promise not to send you Perry. He’s trouble.