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Who is the current Chief Minister of Maharashtra Government?

1. Devendra Fadnavis.

2. Eknath Shinde.

3. Delhi.

4. All of them mentioned above together.

Who is powerful in the Eknath Shinde's office and the one who gets all the works done be it of anyone?

1. Kiran Pawaskar.

2. Ajay Ashar.

3. Sachin Joshi

4. Vipul Kadam.

Is it true that recently someone has asked CM Eknath Shinde to distance himself with immediate effect first from Ajay Ashar and then later from Sachin Joshi too? Who is that someone?

1. PM Narendra Modi.

2. Mitra CEO Praveen Pardeshi.

3. Devendra Fadnavis.

4. Bunty Patil.

What is the only thing remaining for CM Eknath Shinde now ?

1. To go for a family vacation to Maldives.

2. To build ‘Shivsena’ as a full fledged party now. People still think Shivsena means Uddhav Thackeray.

3. Allocate work to many officers in his office who are posted at the CMO, but don't have any work.

4. Wear colored clothes.

What should Uddhav Thackeray do now?

1. Go to London with his family and settle down there only to avoid further embarrassment.

2. Build a new party and be accessible to the last person of this state 24/7.

3. Go on The Kapil Sharma Show as a guest.

4. Meet (Via Zoom Call) Sharad PAwar and discuss World Politics once in a week.

Aaditya Thackeray should…

1. Digest the fact that the power has gone.

2. Get married.

3. Go on a boys trip with Rahul Kanal and Varun Sardesai to Ibiza.

4. Work with more aggression and take advice from Journalist/Lawyer Jayesh Wani.

Rohit Pawar should ….

1. Pay attention in his own constituency and not in Mumbai.

2. For once listen to Grandfather Sharad Pawar.

3. Take off his sleeveless winter jacket which he wears 24/7 and hire a fashion consultant on an immediate basis.

4. Learn English.

5. Compromise with Ajit Pawar and accept the fact that it is Ajit Pawar who is senior in the party..

What should Vishwajeet Kadam do?

1. Free his father-in-law Avinash Bhosale as soon as possible from the jail.

2. Be humble and less arrogant and also be accessible.

3. Go to Amit Deshmukh and talk about life lessons given by Sadguru in the evenings.

4. Praise the rise of Satyajeet Tambe.

5. Join AAP.

What is Jayant Patil doing these days..?

1. Accepting donations from world over as he has spent a lot of savings on his son’s marriages.

2. Trying to Project himself as the next CM of Maharashtra if NCP comes in power.

3. Exercising and losing a lot of weight.

4. Buying an agency of a Dye brand, as he needs it regularly for his moustache.

Chief Secretary Manukumar Shrivastava is…

1. Practicing for participating in the next Indian Idol as he himself is an excellent singer.

2. Maintaining excellent relations with the Saunik's because any one of the husband/wife duo will be the next CS.

3. Giving Yoga lessons to IAS Vikas Kharge as to how to become tall.

4. Clearing files at light speed, which he was not known for.

Last week, who went to the cabin of BMC Commissioner Iqbal Singh Chahal’s cabin and used "harsh words" because a certain guest, accompanied by this gentleman, was not a CM friend as briefed to Chahal, but an old contractor of the BMC?

1. Virat Kohli.

2. Sachin Tendulkar.

3. Captain Abhijeet Adsul.

4. Amitabh Bachchan.

Who is the Poster King of Mumbai these days?

1. Kiran Pandav.

2. Bajirao Chavan.

3. Zeeshan Siddique.

4. Sachin Ahir.

Whom would you rate a good orator + good knowledge?

Ramadas Kadam.

Sushma Andhare.

Nitin Raut.

Abdul Sattar.

What is only gas and no substance ?

1. Balloon.

2. Fart.

3. Helium Balloon.

4. Amol Mitkari.

Who promises and delivers?

1. Sanjay Raut.

2. Mohit Kamboj Bhartiya.

3. Nawab Malik.

4. Anil Deshmukh.

Who is Dhananjay Munde?

1. Loyal to Pawar family/NCP.

2. Excellent Orator like his uncle Late Gopinath Munde.

3. Yaarron-Ka-Yaar.

4. All of them above.

What is famous in Vidhan Bhavan during session?

1. Tiffin Box of Pratap Sarnaik.

2. The Building itself.

3. Visitor Pass giving authority.

4. Security.

Sharad Pawar these days has….

Decided not to listen to Sanjay Khodke ever.

Sidelined Uddhav Thackeray.

Compromised with Ajit Pawar.

Helping Jayant Patil in setting up Dye factory (Hair-Dye)

What is hurting us more…?

To see Nidhi Choudhari get transferred to GST Department.

To see Balasaheb Thorat in pain.

To hear Nana Patole in Vidhan Bhavan.

To see Satej Patil grow a beard.

Who is forever Minister in waiting whenever BJP comes in power?

1. Ameet Satam.

2. Atul Bhatkalkar.

3. Bunty Bhangadiya.

4. Rohit Pawar.

5. Bharti Lavhekar.

If after all the “Tamasha” in Maharashtra the past 3 years, if you see Uddhav Thackeray standing with the BJP in 2024, would you...

1. Stop following politics.

2. You will welcome this move.

3. You would slap yourselves 100 times for fighting and wasting time on social media for your group.

4. You will stop voting.

Which things can NEVER happen…

1. Mohit Kamboj and Sanjay Raut hugging in public and sharing a vada-pav.

2. Anil Deshmukh will be a MInister again.

3. Nawab Malik will come out of jail and will be declared as ‘deshbhakt’

4. Ashish Shelar is changing his constituency from Bandra West to Mahim West.

Is it true?

1. Girish Mahajan has lost his midas touch as BJP has lost Akola, Nagpur and Pune elections one-after the other.

2. Sudhir Mungantiwar is slowly, quietly and efficiently re-building his image since he has become a Minister once again.

3. Milind Narvekar will not leave Uddhav Thackeray but yet will get his works done from Eknath Shinde.

4. Raj Thackeray will emerge as the kingmaker in the 2024 Vidhan Sabha elections.

If the movie 'Sholay' was remade and characters were to be taken from Maharashtra politics, who would be ideal for the Amitabh-Dharmendra role?

1. Devendra Fadnavis-Girish Mahajan.

2. Sharad Pawar- Late Balasaheb Thackeray.

3. Iqbal Singh Chahal-P Velarasu.

4. Uddhav Thackeray-Sanjay Raut.

CM EKnath Shinde should….

1. Take it easy for sometime and concentrate on his health.

2. Due to his work schedule, he is not enjoying his CM ship the way Fadnavis or even Late Vilasrao Deshmukh did.

3. Ask his son MP Shrikant Shinde for his attendance at the ongoing Budget Session at the Parliament (Delhi).

4. Not be dependent on his staff who are playing him. A good strong solid IAS, just like how Pardeshi was to Fadnavis or Ajoy Mehta was to Uddhav Thackeray, should be recruited immediately.

If you happen to take a stop at Starbucks next to Express Towers or at Blue Tokai next to Vidhan Bhavan Nariman Point, whom will you see regularly there?

1. IAS Nitin Kareer.

2. Girish Kuber.

3. MLC Ranjit Mohite Patil.

4. Anant Gadgil.

What is the state of Maharashtra Bureaucracy today, especially the IAS & IPS?

1. They are neutral and doing the job as told by the seniors/Ministers.

2. They have become politicians themselves.

3. They are divided into political camps. (Fadnavis camp, Shinde camp, Uddhav camp, Pawar camp and so on....)

4. They are no more puppets, in fact they are the ones who are running the state.

Is Shinde/Fadnavis Government better than the MVA in CORRUPTION?

1. Yes.

2. No.

3. Maybe.

4. 1000% more.

Who looks nicer in the wig/hair weaving/hair transplant ?

1. Journalist Prasad Kathe.

2. Minister Uday Samant.

3. Jay Kumar Raval.

4. None of them.

And finally the big one….Who will win BMC/Loksabha/Vidhansabha 2024?

1. NCP-Congress-Uddhav Thackeray Shivsena (MVA)

2. BJP-Shivsena and other allied parties.

3. You will press NOTA.

4. Who cares.

Vikrant Hemant Joshi.