Bro Talking to Elon on Twitter Like They Go Way Back
? Charles Cormier
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?? Scene: Twitter/X. A reply section. A bro so deep in parasocial delusion he thinks he’s part of the inner circle.
?? Bro has never met Elon.
Bro has never worked at Tesla, SpaceX, or Neuralink.
Bro, however, tweets at Elon like they once closed a deal over Wagyu steaks.
?? Him (replying instantly, notifications ON, heart racing):
“Elon, my man, we both knew this was coming. Great move. Hit me up if you ever need insight on this.”
?? **Sir. You are a dropshipping consultant.
Round 1: The ‘We Think Alike’ Angle
?? Elon (tweeting something vague and meme-worthy):
“AI will be smarter than humans sooner than we think.”
?? Bro (jumping in like he’s on the payroll):
“Been saying this for YEARS, Elon. People just don’t get it.”
?? Bro. You just learned what LLM stands for.
?? Random Follower (calling out the delusion):
“When did you and Elon discuss this?”
?? Bro (doubling down, pivoting into motivational nonsense):
“It’s not about where the convo happens. It’s about being on the same wavelength.”
?? **Bro. He does not know you.
Round 2: The ‘Advisory Role That Doesn’t Exist’
?? Elon (tweeting something about Tesla’s next-gen AI software):
“Optimus is getting a major update next quarter.”
?? Bro (offering unsolicited expertise he doesn’t have):
“I’ve been working on something similar. DM me if you need a second opinion.”
?? Sir. Your entire portfolio is a failed Shopify store.
?? Someone (trolling, can’t resist):
“What’s your experience in robotics?”
?? Bro (stalling, buying time):
“It’s more of a big-picture thing. Not just about code—it’s about vision.”
?? Bro. You took one Udemy course.
Round 3: The Ultimate Ratio & Reality Check
?? Elon (dropping some cryptic joke about space travel):
“Mars civilization will be built on memes and stainless steel.”
?? Bro (thinking this is his moment to shine):
“We’ve talked about this before, Elon. People don’t see the bigger picture like we do.”
?? **Bro. ‘We’ have not talked.
?? Random User (ending his career in one reply):
“Bro. He has never acknowledged your existence.”
?? Bro (ego shattered, but refusing to take the L):
“Haters never built rockets.”
?? **Next Step: He screenshots Elon’s tweet, posts it on LinkedIn, and calls himself a ‘Future of AI & Space Thought Leader.’
?? Ever seen someone pretend they’re in Elon’s brain trust? Drop your best ones.
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