Boris Johnson MC

The British Prime Minister announced this morning the Conservative Party has voted overwhelming to come out of the closet.

The statement said that struggling with ‘lame’ issues like Brexit, Climate Change and Covid they reached a crisis point with Partygate where they could no longer maintain the pretext of Tory’s being sober, religious , business minded , traditional ‘squares’ .

The Prime Minister now known as DJ Cake has requested tolerance and understanding as they transition to the UK Party Party and for the first time can live authentically and in harmony with their core identities.

The?PP will refocus on entertainment issues and promoting the acceptance of ‘PA’s or ‘animals’ as a new gender alternative .

The Campaign will be launched with theme song ‘Party People in the House’ and will be called ‘Lets Get Funky Done’.