#BookSale: Not Quite Sane in America #HalfPrice on Kindle #writingsofashortfatuglyman.wordpress.com#

So I left a note for her on the fridge:

Dear Elizabeth, Your dinner’s in the oven. I am going away for a while. Nicholas

And I ran away around the world on The QE2!

This is the time when I had a nervous breakdown and escaped from my horrible wife by taking a world cruise. This amazing adventure of mine is recounted in my book:

Going Around the Bend on the QE2 or How to Cure a Nervous Breakdown for Less Than ￡50,000!

This book sold very well on Kindle and still does (thanks everybody). The follow up is called: Not Quite Sane in America. This is when I finally returned to the UK and had to run away again, this time from my proctologist and went to live in California as an illegal immigrant for five years. It was the most incredible time of my life: I met and married two beautiful millionaires, one of them a serious model, I physically fell out with a mobster, was interviewed by both the FBI and the CIA, was employed at Caltech, ran my own gym, trained a top movie star, starred in a dance production, joined a bell choir and was finally deported after chairing a rally against capital punishment!

I am now offering this book half price on Kindle for the next few days. I hope you enjoy it and can only assure you that as difficult it is to believe…everything is true!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Not-Quite-Sane-America-Follow-ebook-x/dp/B0153XSXPM