BLOCKED BY OTHER APPS BECAUSE IT IS TRUE.

The president, Stumbles, Mumbles, Bumbles said he was a black activist, he visited Nelson Mandela, he marched with Dr. King at Selma, he faced down Corn Pop, he has many degrees, he obtained many scholarships, he has spent more time in black churches than most black ministers. What he actually intended to say is that he wished he had done that but was too busy being s perfidious politician.

Now this is Satire!