THE BLANCHE REPORT: TRUMP WILL BE VERY DIFFERENT THIS TIME AROUND...THE DEMS NEED A WAREHOUSE OF TISSUES...NO SHORTAGE OF GRINNING IDIOTS
Many people feared that if Trump were elected, he would be as erratic as he was the first time around. You may recall his incessant tweeting that began the instant he was elected IN 2016.
We believe and have already heard this from quite a few 'normal' and real political pundits, that he will not be the same this time.
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Right after being inaugurated president in 2016 he began running for his second term. That was his main focus. And the main focus of the democrats was to make sure that didn't happen. The result was a constant battle on Twitter and other social media platforms, each side trying to outdo the other. Running the country came a distant second to running for a second term.
This time Trump is not running for anything. This time he will focus on his legacy.
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What will he leave the American people with after four years? Our guess is that he will try very hard to outdo Ronald Reagan who turned out to be one of the best presidents America ever had.
We can start with losing the word woke from the American vocabulary - in schools, universities, sports, entertainment - you name it. You are a boy. Or you are a girl. And if you want to be something else, do it quietly and on your own dime.
His choice of Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles was the first indication that things were different. We checked her out and she is basically a female version of Trump. Do. Not. Mess. With. Her. And, we believe that Trump has a healthy fear of her.
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She was in charge of his campaign which, except for a few blips, was spectacular. Clearly better than Kamala's which was one of the biggest failures - if not the biggest - in American history.
The democrats were scattered all over the map - pandering to big mouths like AOC, Obama, Bernie Sanders and Ilan Omar, all who were very helpful in making sure people voted Republican. They may have won their seats in their respective places, but have all become irrelevant.
They all got what they deserved for pushing an insane agenda on the American people.
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There are not enough tissue boxes in Costco for all the democratic snowflakes in the United States crying their eyes out because Kamala - the worst candidate known to man - lost.
Last week after the Trump landslide, many of the elite ivy league universities cancelled all classes so their students could come to themselves. They had to have therapy sessions for those sniveling little babies.
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Bureaucrats working in Washington also got a day off to get their emotions in check. They know that Trump is coming in to clean house. Many of them will be looking for a new job the instant he is elected. And Trump is right. Bloated bureaucratic governments never, ever run properly. Including the one in Canada.
What will all those snowflakes do when something really bad happens to them? Jump off the Brooklyn bridge? How long can they run home crying to mommy and daddy? Wah, wah, wah. We lost.
The democratic party better get a grip on their sickly, fragile, spineless boys and girls as they are the next generation supposedly taking over their party. Oich in vey - perish the thought.
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Elise Stefanik was offered the position of U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations by Trump. You may not remember her name so we'll jog your memory.
She was the person with kahoonas during hearings on anti-Semitism on college campuses to clearly and honestly question those two woke 'ivy league' presidents, leaving them mumbling like the idiots they are.
Harvard’s President Claudine Gay and MIT President Sally Kornbluth both resigned their roles as president.
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Instead of fading into oblivion, they remain employed by Harvard and Penn, respectively. because whether administrators quit or are fired, they can hang on to their tenured faculty position.
Doesn't matter. In the end, Stefanik got the truth out of them - that they were and still are antisemites.
So while they are relegated to teaching in classrooms again, she is now poised to be the US Ambassador to the un. You can be very sure she will not be silent in the face of the lies and stupidity that goes on in that place.
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Stefanik very correctly said that the incoming administration had an immense amount of work to reverse the devastation that has been caused by four years of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris leading the country, She is right on the mark.
Like we said, this time will be different with Trump at the helm. So far he has chosen two very strong women to be in his inner circle.
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In the you-won't-believe-this department, Oprah Winfrey, who it appeared would move heaven and earth for her friend Kamala to become the first black(ish) woman to become president is full of it. Oh, wait. You already knew?
Winfrey's Harpo Productions received $1million from the Harris campaign on October 15 after Winfrey hosted a star-studded town hall event for her bosom buddy Kamala in September. That $1 million is monies given to Kamala by people who donated $10 and $15 to her campaign.
Oprah Winfrey needs another million dollars like you need snow in July. What this says is that she didn't give a rats about her friend. She's a pig.
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It doesn't end with Madame Winfrey. Beyonce was a guest at one of kamala's rallies. She was the big calling card because people thought she was going to perform. She never opened her mouth. How special must that have been. We're not done.
Harris reportedly spent six figures to build out the set for her October appearance on the podcast 'Call Her Daddy', where she sat down with the show's host Alex Cooper. She couldn't just go on any old set. It had to make her look presidential. No matter how pretty the background was, she couldn't put two words together to make a sentence if her life depended on it.
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In total, the Harris campaign spent $1.2billion on the race while Trump's campaign spent $750 million,
We are estatic that this cackling hyena will never see the inside of the White House after January when Trump is unaugurated as president. Good riddance.
And in case you forgot how much of a fool she is, the picture with this piece will jog your memory. Truly a cackling idiot.
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The federal liberal party just lost more points in the polls in Quebec. That means that if Justin stays put - and we pray he does - any liberal elected on the island of Montreal would be part of a political party in third place in Ottawa.
In other words, if you vote for that grinning genius Housefather, being a back-bencher will mean his seat is basically in the bathroom.
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We will remind you that Anthony ran to grovel with Olivia Chow, the creepy mayor of Toronto and an open, NDP antisemite. It appears he will take a picture with anyone who can breathe just to be able to post it. Loser move.
Housefather is quickly becoming as useless as an accordion player on a deer hunt. What is accomplished by putting your grinning face on Instagram? Nothing.
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Remember, remember - Neil Oberman, conservative candidate for Mount Royal. You can put bets that if elected, he will be in Pierre Poilievre's inner circle.
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And finally, in the where-are-their-brains department, Montreal's transport department with some very long french name unveiled a new 'service' for non-emergency services.
In normal places, when a special number is created to hopefully be used, they keep it simple. Like 911, 811, 311. Not these brainwaves.
They chose an emergency number with 11 digits. Not anything like 1-999-9999 that someone could remember. Nope.
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These Dr. Pepper dudes chose a number that even if it were plastered on the wall in front of you, by the time you called you would have forgotten what the emergency was.
Your quebec tax dollars at work.
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