Bizarro World: The pmurT tenibaC (Trump Cabinet spelled backwards)
The Bizarro World (also known as htraE, which is “Earth” spelled backwards) is a fictional planet in DC Comics where things are weirdly inverted or opposite of expectations. This inspired The Bizarro Jerry episode on Seinfeld. So what would a bizarro pmurT presidency and cabinet look like? Here’s my bizarro (or maybe not so bizarro) world:
President?—?Trump / Mark Cuban (billionaire and star of a reality TV show)
Cabinet
Vice President?—?Mike Pence / Jack Markell (Governor, DE)
State?—?Tillerson / Bill Gates (Co-Founder, Microsoft)
Treasury?—?Mnuchin / Michael Bloomberg (former Mayor, NYC)
Defense?—?Mattis / Stanley McChrytsal (former US Army General)
Justice?—?Sessions / Richard Zabel (GC and Chief Legal Officer, Elliott Management)
Interior?—?Zinke / Rose MarCario (CEO, Patagonia)
Agriculture?—?/ Samuel Allen (CEO, John Deere)
Commerce?—?Ross / Beth Comstock (Vice Chair, GE)
Labor?—?Puzder / Laslo Bock (former SVP of People Operations, Google)
Health?—?Price / Prabhjot Singh (Arnold Institute, Mt. Sinai)
Housing?—?Carson / Tony Hsieh (Co-Founder, Zappos)
Transportation?—?Chao / Eric Talanik (Co-Founder, Uber)
Energy?—?Perry / Elon Musk (Founder, Tesla, SpaceX)
Education?—?DeVos / Salman Kahn (Founder, Kahn Academy)
Veterans?—?/ Bob McDonald (Current Secretary, former CEO P&G)
Homeland?—?Kelly /Jeff Bezos (Founder, Amazon)
Cabinet-Level
UN Ambassador?—?Haley / Eric Schmidt (Chairman, Alphabet)
EPA?—?Pruitt / Tom Steyer (Founder, Farallon Capital Management)
Trade?—?Lighthizer / Warren Buffet (CEO, Berkshire Hathaway)
Budget?—?Mulvaney / Ruth Porat (CFO, Alphabet)
CEA?—?Mohamed A. El-Erian (Chief Economic Adviser, Allianz)
SBA —McMahon / Marc Andreessen (Partner, Andreessen Horowitz)
*Press Secretary?—?Spicer / Stephen Colbert (Host, Late Show)
Who’s in your pmurT tenibaC?