The Best Cleaning Jokes
Francis Mwangi
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Let’s add some laughter to the cleaning business. Here are a few cleaning jokes and puns to brighten your day:
Why did the mop go to therapy?
It had too many issues to sweep under the rug!
How do you organize a fantastic space-cleaning party?
You planet!
Why did the vacuum cleaner break up with the broom?
It found a new attachment!
What did one carpet say to the other at the cleaning party?
"You really tie the room together!"
Why do cleaning supplies always seem to have a great sense of humor?
They have a clean delivery!
What's a janitor's favorite time of the day?
Sweepstakes time!
Why did the dustpan and broom duo break up?
They just couldn't pick up after each other anymore.
How did the washing machine greet the vacuum cleaner?
"You suck at cleaning, but you really know how to spin!"
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a “clean” getaway.
What did the broom say to the vacuum?
“I’m so tired of people pushing us around.”
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s just something I could really see myself doing.
Why was the broom late?
It over-swept.
Do you know who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A mermaid.
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