A BBC Politically Correct Version

Baa baa socially diverse sheep, have you any synthetic environmentally friendly material that has no animal products.

Yes friend, yes friend, three ethically sourced containers full.

One for someone in authority, one for the partner of said person and one for an individual who lives in an area of differing social demographics.

Having to be so PC (Politically Correct) these days means that soon we will have to rewrite everything so it will not bring offence to anyone.

Please enjoy singing this with your two-year-old, it doesn't quite roll off the tongue, but it shouldn't offend anyone (hopefully).

If you prefer some straight talk, then CASE Mastermind may well be the place for you. Straight talking business talk in a friendly environment.