Baker's Dozen: 13 Humorous Spins on Tired Interview Questions
Roger Wilkerson
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Here's a list of some of the most cliché job interview questions that applicants frequently encounter. I've included the way I would answer them. Put your answers in the comments. Share and tag anyone that you feel needs a laugh today.
Tell me about yourself.
Answer
Do you want to know about who I am today, or who I was before witness protection?
What are your greatest strengths?
Answer
Not getting caught coming in late to work.
What are your biggest weaknesses?
Answer
You don't want to be near me when I pass gas.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Answer
Not here.
Why should we hire you?
Answer
So, that you can stop having to interview so many other people.
Why did you leave your last job?
Answer
Because I'm pretty sure you are going to give me this job.
Why do you want to work here?
Answer
There's a really cool coffee shop down the street. I'd love to be closer to it.
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Tell me about a time you handled a challenging situation.
Answer
I can't, I had to sign an NDA.
How do you handle stress and pressure?
Answer
Not well.
What is your greatest accomplishment?
Answer
Being the fastest swimming sperm.
Do you prefer to work alone or on a team?
Answer
When I'm working alone, I prefer a team. When I'm working with a team, I prefer to be alone.
How do you handle criticism?
Answer
Not too damn well, how do you handle it? Would you like some right here and right now?
Do you have any questions for us?
Answer
Don't you get bored doing so many interviews?
What are your answers? Put them in the comments.
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