Cheech and Chong in High Deer Area
Cheech and Chong are driving up the George Washington Parkway.
Cheech: Hey, man! We left L.A. for this? Traffic is no better.
Chong: Traffic is bad everywhere, man. You want to light up?
Che: Not, now, man! I'm driving. Besides that, we're too close to the CIA.
Cho: Aw, man- the back exit is over there. Make a wrong turn there and you'll regret it.
Che: Hey, man, I'm just trying to get to Maryland.
Cho: You and everyone else on this two lane road.
A sign is noticed in the distance.
Cho: Look, man. According to this sign we are in a High Deer Area.
Che: Sounds like revenue generation to me. How would a high deer act?
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Cho: I don't know, man. Would they ram the car?
Che: Naw, man. They would mellow out and not run into the road. Of course with this traffic they could go across four lanes and we'd be in the same place.
Cho: Hey, man- do you think they mean there is a high volume of deer in this area and they can run onto the road?
Che: I dunno, man. Hey, maybe they'll go to the opposite end of this scenic route and go to Mount Vernon.
Cho: Yeah, man. George Washington lived there and grew hemp.
Che: It's better than recalling he owned slaves.
Cho: Yeah, man. The colonial leaders didn't like slavery and could not change it so they chose free labor.
Che: Man, that's a downer. History is not always fun although we should learn from our mistakes. Look up there- it's the exit to 495.
Cho: It's about time, man. Too bad we didn't se any high deer.
Che: Hey man, there's no shortage in Montgomery County if we can ever get across this bridge.