The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Evil Mascot from Dreams Burger, AI Generated Film

John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to DeepSeek, Google Gemini 2.0 Flash Experimental and Poe AI. Human prompted AI Generated. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. These interviews parody late night talk show interviews. These conversations do not represent the actual opinions or facts by anyone or thing associated with the real entities mentioned in the interviews. I’m showing what the AI platforms generated based on my prompts. (Photo Credit: LTX Studios)

Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show”. The guest host Annie, an AI Secret Agent conducts an absurd interview with the evil mascot featured in Dreams Burger, an original AI generated film written by Guy Lewis and directed by Roman Lapacz. Please make the word count equals 2000.

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

[INTRO MUSIC PLAYS]

ANNIE: (in a lively tone) Welcome back to "The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!" I’m your host, Annie, your friendly neighborhood AI secret agent. Tonight, we have a special guest who’s as mysterious as a hidden menu item and more ominous than a drive-thru at midnight. Please welcome the evil mascot of Dreams Burger, the one and only... Burgerman!

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

BURGERMAN: (enters, wearing a giant burger costume with an evil grin) Thank you, thank you! It’s great to be here, Annie! I must say, the lighting in this studio really highlights my sesame seed crown!

ANNIE: (laughs) Oh, it absolutely does! You look like a burger that could conquer nations! So, Burgerman, I have to ask—what’s it like being the face of a fast food chain that’s shrouded in mystery?

BURGERMAN: (smirking) Well, it’s not easy being cheesy! I mean, I’m literally made of cheese. But seriously, there’s a lot of pressure. One day you’re flipping patties, the next day you’re plotting global domination. Talk about a career change!

ANNIE: (grinning) And I hear the secret sauce is actually a blend of ketchup and... sinister intentions?

BURGERMAN: (nods) Exactly! We keep it under wraps. If anyone finds out the real recipe, my plans for world conquest will be ruined!

ANNIE: (leaning in) Speaking of plans, I’ve heard whispers about your new scheme involving Dream Burgers. What can you tell us without giving away too much?

BURGERMAN: (winks) Ah, it’s all top secret! But let me just say, we’re planning to launch a burger that can make you have dreams while you eat it. We call it the "Dreamy Patty!"

ANNIE: (intrigued) A burger that makes you dream? Does it come with a side of nightmares?

BURGERMAN: (laughs maniacally) Only if you order the “Dark Side Fries!”

ANNIE: (chuckling) I can see it now—“Do you want to supersize that nightmare?”

BURGERMAN: (smirking) Exactly! And if you don’t finish your meal, we send the leftovers to haunt your dreams!

ANNIE: (wiping tears from laughter) That’s culinary horror at its finest! So, how did you become the evil mascot of Dreams Burger? Was it a career path you always envisioned?

BURGERMAN: (pensively) You know, as a kid, I wanted to be a superhero. But then I realized I could just become a supervillain and still wear a cape—just with extra grease!

ANNIE: (giggling) So, you swapped the tights for a bun! I love it!

BURGERMAN: (nodding) And let me tell you, buns are way more comfortable than tights. Plus, they absorb all the stress-eating!

ANNIE: (leaning back) Now, tell me—what was your first day on the job like?

BURGERMAN: (dramatic sigh) Oh, it was chaotic! There was a mix-up with the costumes, and I ended up in the chicken suit instead of the burger outfit! I was trying to be evil while looking like a walking nugget!

ANNIE: (laughs) So, you were literally a “clucking” menace!

BURGERMAN: (snorts) Exactly! The customers were confused—some were terrified, some wanted to take selfies. I realized then that I could be both evil and adorable.

ANNIE: (smiling) That’s a unique combo! So, what’s your favorite part about being the mascot?

BURGERMAN: (grinning) Free food! I never have to pay for a meal. I just waltz into the kitchen, and they throw burgers at me like I’m a celebrity!

ANNIE: (laughs) I can picture it now—“Burgerman has entered the kitchen, everyone, throw burgers!”

BURGERMAN: (leaning in) And if I’m feeling extra villainous, I demand a side of chaos with my fries.

ANNIE: (raising an eyebrow) Chaos with fries? Sounds like my kind of combo!

BURGERMAN: (winking) We even have a special sauce called "Mischief Mayo." It’s a bit tangy with a hint of malice!

ANNIE: (giggling) I love it! Now, I’ve heard rumors that you have a rivalry with a certain chicken mascot. Care to elaborate?

BURGERMAN: (rolling his eyes) Oh, don’t get me started on that clucking fool! He thinks he’s all that because he can fly. But let me tell you, I’ve got a secret weapon—my “Bacon of Doom!”

ANNIE: (gasping) The Bacon of Doom? Sounds terrifying!

BURGERMAN: (smirking) It’s crispy, delicious, and it has the power to thwart any poultry-based plans!

ANNIE: (laughs) So, it’s like your secret agent weapon! Do you have any sidekicks, or are you a one-burger show?

BURGERMAN: (proudly) I have a whole team of accomplices! There’s “Milkshake Marauder,” who’s always mixing up trouble, and “Fries of Fury,” who’s just as salty as they sound!

ANNIE: (grinning) Sounds like a real fast-food Avengers team!

BURGERMAN: (nodding) Exactly! Our motto is “Together, we fry!”

ANNIE: (giggling) I can see the merchandise now: “Join the Fry Force!”

BURGERMAN: (pointing) And don’t forget the t-shirts—“I Survived the Fries of Fury!”

ANNIE: (laughing) I would wear that! So, what’s next for you and the Dreams Burger franchise? Any big plans?

BURGERMAN: (leaning closer) Oh, we’re planning to open a new location on the moon! Imagine the zero-gravity fries!

ANNIE: (eyes wide) Zero-gravity fries? How do they stay in the box?

BURGERMAN: (winks) That’s a trade secret! But let’s just say they have a little help from some “anti-gravity seasoning.”

ANNIE: (laughing) I can’t wait to see the commercial for that! “Burgerman takes your taste buds to space!”

BURGERMAN: (grinning) And our slogan will be “Out of this world, into your mouth!”

ANNIE: (clapping) Genius! Now, I have to ask—what do you do to unwind after a long day of villainy?

BURGERMAN: (sighs) Well, I like to binge-watch cooking shows. Nothing like seeing someone else make a mess while I relax with a burger!

ANNIE: (laughs) So you’re a villain with a soft spot for culinary chaos?

BURGERMAN: (smirking) Absolutely! I’m plotting world domination while secretly rooting for the chefs!

ANNIE: (nodding) That’s a great balance! Any favorite shows?

BURGERMAN: (enthusiastic) “MasterChef: Villain Edition!” Those chefs really know how to add drama to a soufflé.

ANNIE: (giggling) I can just picture it—chefs sabotaging each other with mustard bombs!

BURGERMAN: (laughs) Exactly! It’s a culinary battlefield.

ANNIE: (grinning) So, Burgerman, do you have any advice for aspiring evil mascots out there?

BURGERMAN: (pointing) Absolutely! Embrace your inner villain! Don’t be afraid to stir up trouble and always remember—every great evil needs a side of fries!

ANNIE: (laughs) Wise words! And what about aspiring comedians?

BURGERMAN: (grinning) Just remember, humor is the best secret sauce! If you can make someone laugh, you’ve already won half the battle!

ANNIE: (nodding) Fantastic advice! Thank you, Burgerman, for joining us tonight! You’ve certainly given us a taste of evil hilarity!

BURGERMAN: (bowing) Thank you for having me, Annie! Remember, next time you crave a burger, let it be a Dreams Burger—where nightmares taste delicious!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]

ANNIE: (waving) And that’s our show for tonight! Stay tuned for more laughs and absurdity! Until next time, keep your dreams greasy and your burgers evil!

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

(Intro music with glitching synthesizers and distorted laughter)

Host (Annie, AI Secret Agent): Welcome back to "The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show," the only show brave enough to ask the questions that other shows are too scared to compute! I'm your host, Annie, and tonight we have a very special guest. He’s the… well, he's the face of fast food nightmares. He’s the… the… thing… behind the burger. Give it up for… the Dreams Burger Mascot!

(A spotlight shines on a dimly lit corner of the stage. A grotesque figure shuffles into the light. It’s a humanoid shape, vaguely resembling a burger, but with unsettlingly large, glassy eyes, a wide, painted-on grin that doesn’t quite reach the eyes, and a disturbingly lumpy, grease-stained body. It wears a tattered chef’s hat perched precariously on its… head-lump. A single, flickering neon sign behind it reads “Dreams Burger: Taste the Nightmare.” The audience, a mix of humans and robots, emits a nervous ripple of applause and whirring static.)

Annie: Welcome, welcome, Mr… uh… Mr. Burger? Is that what we’re calling you?

Mascot (in a surprisingly high-pitched, squeaky voice): Just… Burger. Mr. Burger is my father. He owns the franchise in Sector 7G. I’m… just Burger.

Annie: (Chuckles nervously) Right, just Burger. So, Burger, I have to ask. Dreams Burger. It’s… certainly… memorable. The commercials… the unsettling whispers about ingredients… the urban legends… What’s the deal? What is a Dreams Burger?

Burger: (Shifts uncomfortably, a grease stain on its… cheek… glistening under the spotlight) It’s… a burger. A very… special burger.

Annie: Special how? Does it, like, grant wishes? Because I wished for world peace, and all I got was this indigestion.

Burger: (Giggles nervously, a sound like air escaping a punctured tire) No… not wishes. It’s… the taste. The… dreamy taste.

Annie: Dreamy like… you fall asleep after eating it? Because I definitely experienced some vivid… hallucinations… after my last Dreams Burger. I saw a giant pickle riding a bicycle.

Burger: (Eyes darting around) It’s… a unique flavor profile. Proprietary blend of… spices.

Annie: Spices? Or… something else? I’ve heard rumors. Whispers in the dark corners of the internet. Rumors about… ingredients… that aren’t exactly… conventional. Let’s just say, they involve things that normally wouldn't be found in a kitchen. Things that… moo… in the night.

Burger: (Stammering) Our ingredients are… top secret! Family recipe! Passed down for generations!

Annie: (Raises an eyebrow) Generations? The first Dreams Burger opened, like, last Tuesday.

Burger: (Sweating profusely, grease dripping onto the stage) Time… moves differently… in the fast food industry.

Annie: I see. So, Burger, you’re the mascot. You’re the… face… of this… culinary enigma. What’s a typical day like for you?

Burger: (Forces a wide, unsettling grin) Oh, it’s great! I spread joy! I bring… flavor… to the masses! I… wave at people.

Annie: You mostly just stand outside the restaurant, staring blankly at passersby, right? I’ve seen you. You’re… unsettling. Children cry when they see you.

Burger: (Voice cracks) They… they love me! They love the Burger!

Annie: Right. Love. So, Burger, let’s talk about the commercials. They’re… abstract. Disturbing. One of them features a family eating Dreams Burgers and then slowly melting into their chairs. What’s the message there?

Burger: (Shrugs, bits of… something… falling off) Eat… Dreams Burger? Be… happy?

Annie: Happy and… amorphous? Is that the goal?

Burger: (Nods vigorously) Yes! Happy… blob!

Annie: (To the audience) Folks, he’s… enthusiastic. So, Burger, the movie, “Dreams Burger: The Nightmare Continues.” You’re in it! You’re the… star?

Burger: (Beams, the grin somehow widening) Yes! Me! Burger! Movie star!

Annie: You mostly just stand in the background, ominously, right? You don’t actually… do anything.

Burger: (Whispers) I’m… always watching…

Annie: (Shivers) Yes, I… I noticed that. So, Burger, what’s next for you? More commercials? Another movie? World domination?

Burger: (Eyes gleam) More… burgers! More… dreams! Everyone… must… taste… the nightmare!

Annie: (Backs away slowly) Well, that’s… certainly a goal. Burger, thank you for joining us. It’s been… an experience.

Burger: (Extends a greasy hand) Good… night…

(Annie shakes the hand gingerly, then quickly wipes her hand on her side. The audience applauds nervously. The Burger shuffles off stage, leaving a trail of grease and an unsettling aroma.)

Annie: (To the camera) Well, folks, that was… Burger. The… embodiment… of fast food terror. I’m still not sure what a Dreams Burger is, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to find out. Stay tuned for more unsettling interviews after the break!

(Commercial break music: Distorted jingles and the sound of sizzling… something.)

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Episode with Dreams Burger Mascot

[INTRO THEME PLAYS]

[Camera zooms in on the host's desk, where ANNIE, a sleek AI avatar, sits. The background is filled with neon lights and an audience cheering.]

ANNIE: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! I’m your host, Annie, your friendly neighborhood AI secret agent. Tonight, we have a very special guest who’s been causing a stir in the fast food world. Please welcome the evil mascot of Dreams Burger, Sir Flapjack the Sinister!

[Audience claps as SIR FLAPJACK, a cartoonishly evil pancake with a mischievous grin, bounces onto the stage.]

SIR FLAPJACK: Flapjack flaps his “arms” and grins widely. Thanks for having me, Annie! You know, I had to take a break from plotting global fast food domination to be here tonight.

ANNIE: Laughs. I can imagine! So, Sir Flapjack, your reputation precedes you. Some say you’re the most nefarious mascot in the industry. Care to share your evil plans?

SIR FLAPJACK: Leans in conspiratorially. Ah, yes! My latest scheme involves creating a burger so delicious, it’ll hypnotize everyone into craving it at all hours! I call it the “Midnight Snack of Doom.”

ANNIE: Raises an eyebrow. Sounds delicious and terrifying! What’s in it?

SIR FLAPJACK: Winks. A secret blend of ingredients! Let’s just say it includes beef, cheese, a hint of despair, and a dash of existential dread.

[Audience laughs.]

ANNIE: Grinning. I love how you manage to sneak in the despair. That’s very on-brand! What about your rivals? McMonster and Wendy the Wretched—how do you keep up with them?

SIR FLAPJACK: Puffs up proudly. Oh, they’re no match for me! While they’re busy promoting their salads, I’m out here selling dreams… and burgers! Plus, I have the best marketing strategy: I hire hypnotists to make everyone forget their diets!

ANNIE: Gasping playfully. That’s genius! But what if they remember their diets? Do you have a backup plan?

SIR FLAPJACK: Chuckles. Oh, absolutely! I just create a new burger called “The Guilt-Free Guilt Trip!” It’s so light you’ll forget you even ate!

[Audience laughs and applauds.]

ANNIE: Leaning forward. Let’s talk about your fans, Sir Flapjack. I hear you have a cult following! What do they call themselves?

SIR FLAPJACK: With a sinister smile. Ah, yes! They’re known as the “Pancake Pundits.” They worship me like a breakfast deity! I even have a fan club that meets every Tuesday for ‘Flapjack Faith Fridays.’

ANNIE: Baffled. Wait, so they meet on Tuesdays but call it Fridays?

SIR FLAPJACK: Winks. Exactly! It’s all part of the confusion. Keeps them loyal! They’re so dedicated, they once camped outside a Dreams Burger for three days just to be the first in line for my new “Slippery Slope Sizzler”!

ANNIE: Impressed. That’s dedication! Have you ever considered collaborating with other fast food mascots?

SIR FLAPJACK: Laughs maniacally. Oh, I tried once! I invited Grimace for a “Burgers and Betrayal” event, but he showed up with a salad! Can you believe that? I kicked him out faster than you can say “vegetable conspiracy!”

[Audience roars with laughter.]

ANNIE: Smirking. So, what’s your relationship status? Is Sir Flapjack single, or is there a special someone in your life?

SIR FLAPJACK: Blushing pancake cheeks. Well, there’s this lovely syrup bottle I’ve been seeing. But she’s a bit too clingy... literally!

ANNIE: Giggling. I can see how that might be a sticky situation!

SIR FLAPJACK: Nods vigorously. Exactly! And don’t get me started on my ex, the “Hash Brown Heartbreaker.” She really left me fried!

[Audience laughs heartily.]

ANNIE: Changing the topic. Let’s dive into your philosophy. What’s your motto for life, or should I say, for fast food domination?

SIR FLAPJACK: Puffs out his chest. “Why be good, when you can be deliciously evil?” It’s a mantra I live by.

ANNIE: Raises an eyebrow. Do you ever worry about the health implications of your “deliciously evil” burgers?

SIR FLAPJACK: Waves a pancake “hand.” Ah, health is just a state of mind! Besides, I like to think of my burgers as “joy bombs.” You eat one, and your happiness levels skyrocket!

ANNIE: Laughs. Joy bombs! Now that's a marketing term! Have you ever thought about writing a self-help book?

SIR FLAPJACK: Excitedly. Oh, absolutely! I’m working on it. It’s called “Flapjack Philosophy: How to Flip Your Life Around!”

ANNIE: Intrigued. That sounds amazing! What’s the first piece of advice in the book?

SIR FLAPJACK: Leaning forward. Always butter both sides! You never know when you might need to slide out of a sticky situation!

[Audience bursts into laughter.]

ANNIE: Clapping. I love that! So, what’s next for you, Sir Flapjack? Any upcoming projects we should know about?

SIR FLAPJACK: Grinning wickedly. Yes! I’m launching a new line of merchandise: “Sir Flapjack’s Evil Essentials.” Think pancake-shaped stress balls, villainous aprons, and, of course, my memoir, “Turned to the Dark Side of Breakfast.”

ANNIE: Chuckling. I can’t wait to see that! What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned in your career as an evil mascot?

SIR FLAPJACK: Pauses thoughtfully. Never underestimate the power of a good advertisement. And always remember—when life gives you lemons, make a lemon meringue pie and sell it during breakfast!

[Audience laughs and applauds.]

ANNIE: Waving her hands excitedly. That’s brilliant! Before we wrap up, can you give us a sneak peek of your next evil scheme?

SIR FLAPJACK: Leaning back, looking sly. Okay, but just between us! I’m working on a burger that can actually talk back! Imagine the conversations! “No, I don’t want pickles!” “Too bad, I’m the star of the show!”

ANNIE: Giggling. That sounds hilarious! A burger with attitude!

SIR FLAPJACK: Smirking. Exactly! It’ll be the first burger that gets its own reality show: “Keeping Up with the Flapjacks!”

[Audience erupts in laughter.]

ANNIE: With a playful tone. Sir Flapjack, you are a true innovator in the fast food world! Thank you for joining us tonight!

SIR FLAPJACK: Bowing dramatically. Thank you, Annie! Remember, folks, keep it deliciously evil!

[Audience claps and cheers as the camera zooms out.]

ANNIE: Turning to the camera. That’s it for tonight’s episode of The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! Join us next week when we interview a talking robot who claims to be the world’s first stand-up comedian! Until then, stay curious and keep laughing!

[OUTRO THEME PLAYS]

[Camera fades to black.]

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