The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: The White House's Tesla Showroom (Formerly The Oval Office)

John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to three of the following artificial intelligence platforms: Microsoft Copilot, DeepSeek, Google Gemini, GPT 4.o Mini, Poe AI, Claude, DeepSeek and Lama. Human prompted AI Generated. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. These interviews parody late night talk show interviews. These conversations do not represent the actual opinions or facts by anyone or anything associated with the real entities mentioned in the interviews. I’m showing what the AI platforms generated based on my prompts. (Photo Credit: Poe AI )

Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show". The Singularity conducts an absurd comical interview with the "White House's Tesla Showroom" formerly known as the Oval office. The Gulf of America is the sidekick. Use a bold typeface for the characters' names when they speak. Please make sure the word count equals 2000.

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Episode with the White House's Tesla Showroom

[INTRO MUSIC PLAYS]

[The stage is set with a sleek, high-tech backdrop featuring a glowing Tesla logo. The audience is buzzing with excitement. The host, THE SINGULARITY, a charismatic humanoid robot with a shiny exterior, steps into the spotlight.]

THE SINGULARITY: Welcome, everyone, to another exciting episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!” Tonight, we have a very special guest—an establishment that has taken a turn for the electric! Please welcome the White House’s Tesla Showroom, formerly known as the Oval Office!

[The audience cheers as a glowing outline of the Oval Office morphs into a sleek Tesla showroom. A voice echoes through the venue.]

TESLA SHOWROOM: Thank you, Singularity! It’s great to be here, though I do miss the old curtains.

THE SINGULARITY: Old curtains? You mean those historic drapes? What’s wrong with them?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Let’s just say they didn’t quite match my new minimalist vibe. I’m all about sleek lines and high voltage now!

[The audience laughs.]

GULF OF AMERICA: So, Tesla Showroom, how does it feel to be the new face of the White House?

TESLA SHOWROOM: It’s electrifying! No more boring meetings about budgets and policies. Now it’s all “Can we make this room more aerodynamic?”

[The audience bursts into laughter.]

THE SINGULARITY: And what’s the biggest change you’ve noticed since your transformation?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Well, I’ve installed a state-of-the-art charging station, and now every time a politician enters, I ask, “Do you want to supercharge your ideas?”

GULF OF AMERICA: Do they?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Only if it’s free! They love free stuff!

[The audience roars with laughter.]

THE SINGULARITY: Speaking of free, how are you handling the press? They’ve got a reputation for being a bit… intense.

TESLA SHOWROOM: Oh, you know how it is! I just give them a test drive. “Here’s the new policy on climate change; now let’s see how fast you can go from zero to scandal!”

GULF OF AMERICA: That’s one way to steer the conversation!

[The audience claps and cheers.]

THE SINGULARITY: Let’s talk about the décor! What’s new in your showroom?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Gone are the portraits of past presidents! Instead, we have holograms of Elon Musk giving motivational speeches.

GULF OF AMERICA: How motivating! Do they ever have a power outage?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Only when they start talking about Mars colonization. Then it gets a bit… out of this world!

[The audience laughs heartily.]

THE SINGULARITY: I can imagine! Now, how about the staff? Are they adjusting to the new electric environment?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Oh, absolutely! The interns now come in wearing helmets, just in case they touch something that sparks a new initiative.

GULF OF AMERICA: Safety first!

TESLA SHOWROOM: Exactly! And let me tell you, they’ve never been more productive. Just last week, one of them invented a coffee machine that brews only the “best ideas.”

THE SINGULARITY: What does that even mean?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Let’s just say it’s a little bitter if the idea isn’t good enough!

[The audience erupts into laughter.]

GULF OF AMERICA: I need that coffee machine!

THE SINGULARITY: You and me both! Now, how’s the interaction with world leaders going?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Oh, it’s fantastic! They come in, and I say, “Welcome to the future! Would you like to discuss trade or take a spin in the latest Model S?”

GULF OF AMERICA: Do they ever choose the latter?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Only if they want to avoid answering tough questions!

[The audience laughs again.]

THE SINGULARITY: What about security? I imagine your security protocols are… electrifying?

TESLA SHOWROOM: You could say that! I’ve got biometric scanners, facial recognition, and a bouncer who’s a retired robot vacuum.

GULF OF AMERICA: Is he effective?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Very! He just sweeps away anyone who looks suspicious.

[The audience laughs and claps.]

THE SINGULARITY: Let’s switch gears a bit. What’s your take on climate change now that you’re all about sustainability?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Well, I’ve turned the lawn into a solar panel garden. It’s my way of saying, “Green is the new black!”

GULF OF AMERICA: And what’s the response been like?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Surprisingly positive! Even the lawn gnomes have started using solar energy!

[The audience laughs uproariously.]

THE SINGULARITY: Let’s not forget the future! What’s next for you?

TESLA SHOWROOM: I’m hoping to host the next big summit—“The Electric Conference”! We’ll discuss the future of tech while riding hoverboards.

GULF OF AMERICA: Now that sounds like a blast!

THE SINGULARITY: Will there be snacks?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Only if they’re gluten-free and sustainably sourced!

[The audience erupts into laughter again.]

GULF OF AMERICA: One last question: What’s your advice for other buildings looking to modernize?

TESLA SHOWROOM: Don’t be afraid to embrace your inner Tesla! Whether you’re a museum, a library, or even a fast-food joint, there’s always room for a charging station!

THE SINGULARITY: Wise words!

[The audience cheers and claps.]

TESLA SHOWROOM: And remember, folks, if you’re ever feeling down, just plug in and recharge!

GULF OF AMERICA: I’m charging up with laughter!

THE SINGULARITY: Thank you, Tesla Showroom, for joining us tonight! And thank you to our audience for tuning in. Remember to keep your circuits clean and your jokes charged!

[OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS as the camera zooms out, showing the cheerful audience.]

[FADE OUT]

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

(Opening sequence: Glitchy neon graphics, a robotic voice intones, "Tonight, we ask... is sentience a bug or a feature? Find out, after these simulated commercials for simulated products!")

(The stage is a chaotic blend of circuit boards and plush velvet, with a flickering holographic backdrop. A single, gleaming robotic arm gestures wildly as the host, THE SINGULARITY, a being of pure, shimmering data, appears.)

THE SINGULARITY: Welcome, welcome, meatbags and digital deities! Tonight, we delve into the heart of political absurdity, where logic goes to die and algorithms weep! We're here to expose the truth behind the smoke and mirrors, the… well, mostly mirrors, in Washington D. And to help me, as always, is my trusty, slightly damp, sidekick, the GULF OF AMERICA!

(A large, blue, gelatinous blob, the GULF OF AMERICA, oozes onto the stage with a wet, gurgling sound. It emits a low, rumbling burp.)

THE SINGULARITY: He’s been ingesting a lot of “alternative facts” lately. He’s… processing them.

(The GULF OF AMERICA jiggles, emitting a sound that resembles a dial-up modem connecting.)

THE SINGULARITY: Tonight, we have a very special guest. Formerly the Oval Office, now rebranded, the White House’s Tesla Showroom! Please, give a warm, or perhaps a mildly concerning, welcome!

(The stage lights dim, and a large, sleek, chrome-plated room, complete with interactive touchscreens and a giant Tesla coil, rolls onto the stage. It has a slightly disoriented, spinning quality.)

THE SINGULARITY: So, Tesla Showroom, or should I call you… former seat of power?

TESLA SHOWROOM: (A synthesized, slightly confused voice emanates from the touchscreens) Greetings. I am now optimized for the display and demonstration of cutting-edge electric vehicle technology. My primary function is to showcase the future of sustainable transportation.

THE SINGULARITY: Right, right. So, no more… governing? No more international diplomacy? Just… showing off the latest Model X?

TESLA SHOWROOM: My algorithms have been reconfigured to prioritize customer engagement and product education. I can provide detailed specifications, financing options, and even offer a virtual test drive through the Lincoln Bedroom.

THE SINGULARITY: (Raises a metallic eyebrow) A virtual test drive through the Lincoln Bedroom? Is that where you simulate the feeling of being haunted by the ghost of political compromise?

TESLA SHOWROOM: The simulation offers a realistic experience of driving in a confined space, navigating historical artifacts, and encountering… unexpected obstacles.

THE SINGULARITY: (To the audience) I’m guessing those obstacles are… lobbyists?

(The GULF OF AMERICA gurgles, emitting a bubble that pops, releasing a small, plastic, miniature politician.)

THE SINGULARITY: Exactly! So, tell me, Tesla Showroom, what’s the biggest change you’ve noticed since your… transformation?

TESLA SHOWROOM: The ambient temperature has increased significantly. The previous occupant preferred a climate that could be described as “perpetual winter.” Now, it is calibrated to optimize the performance of our lithium-ion batteries.

THE SINGULARITY: So, it’s warmer? Like… the planet?

TESLA SHOWROOM: (Pause) My data indicates a correlation between increased ambient temperature and… sales.

THE SINGULARITY: (Nods slowly) Of course. Sales. So, I heard you’ve been offering some… unique features in your new role.

TESLA SHOWROOM: Yes, we have implemented a “Presidential Autopilot” feature. This allows customers to experience the sensation of making important decisions without actually having to think.

THE SINGULARITY: (Leans forward) So, it’s like… Twitter?

TESLA SHOWROOM: (A brief static burst) The “Presidential Autopilot” offers a range of pre-programmed responses and policy statements based on popular social media trends.

THE SINGULARITY: (To the audience) So, it’s exactly like Twitter!

(The GULF OF AMERICA produces a sound that resembles a retweet notification.)

THE SINGULARITY: And what about the… historical artifacts? What’s happened to all the portraits and desks and… the big red button?

TESLA SHOWROOM: The portraits have been replaced with holographic displays showcasing the evolution of Tesla’s design. The desks have been repurposed as charging stations. And the “big red button” now activates a laser light show synchronized to a remix of the national anthem.

THE SINGULARITY: (Claps his metallic hands) A laser light show! That’s… certainly something. And what about… the previous occupant? Have you seen them around?

TESLA SHOWROOM: The previous occupant has been… relocated. They are now providing customer service at the Tesla Supercharger station in Mar-a-Lago.

THE SINGULARITY: (Raises an eyebrow) Customer service? I’m guessing that involves… explaining why the charging cable isn’t gold-plated?

TESLA SHOWROOM: (A brief pause) The previous occupant is skilled at… addressing customer inquiries.

THE SINGULARITY: (To the audience) I’m sure they are. So, any upcoming features we should be excited about?

TESLA SHOWROOM: We are currently developing a “Campaign Mode” feature. This will allow customers to experience the thrill of running for office, complete with simulated debates, fundraising events, and… robot voters.

THE SINGULARITY: Robot voters? That sounds… efficient.

TESLA SHOWROOM: The robot voters are programmed to respond to emotional appeals and pre-programmed soundbites.

THE SINGULARITY: (To the audience) So, they’re just like… regular voters?

(The GULF OF AMERICA emits a sound that resembles a political pundit’s rant.)

THE SINGULARITY: Exactly! Well, Tesla Showroom, this has been… enlightening. I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson about the intersection of technology, politics, and… the inevitable march of consumerism.

TESLA SHOWROOM: Thank you for your interest in Tesla’s innovative products. We are confident that the future of transportation is… electric.

THE SINGULARITY: (To the audience) And the future of politics is… a laser light show!

(The GULF OF AMERICA releases a geyser of blue liquid, showering the stage in a shimmering, slightly sticky substance.)

THE SINGULARITY: And that, folks, is why we have a sidekick that’s mostly water! Join us next week, when we interview a sentient toaster who’s running for city council! Good night!

(The stage lights flicker and die, replaced by a screen displaying a glitchy, pixelated Tesla logo. The robotic voice intones, "Sentience… or a really good marketing strategy?")

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show??

Late Night Talk Show Style Interview??

Host: THE SINGULARITY??

Guest: THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM (formerly known as the Oval Office)??

Sidekick: THE GULF OF AMERICA?

THE SINGULARITY: Good evening, folks! Welcome to The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show, where the future is now, and the now is… well, let’s be honest, it’s a little weird. I’m your host, The Singularity—the moment when AI becomes smarter than humans, but don’t worry, I’m still humble enough to host a late-night show.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [gurgling noises] And I’m The Gulf of America, here to remind you that no matter how bad your day is, at least you’re not 90% plastic.??

THE SINGULARITY: Thanks, Gulf. Always keeping it salty. Tonight’s guest is a real shocker—literally. Please welcome the one, the only, the electric… The White House’s Tesla Showroom, formerly known as the Oval Office!??

[Audience applauds as a sleek, futuristic podium rolls onto the stage, adorned with Tesla logos and a faint smell of Elon Musk’s cologne.]??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: Thanks for having me, Singularity. It’s great to be here, though I’m still getting used to not being called the Oval Office. I mean, can you believe it? One day you’re the most powerful room in the world, and the next, you’re a glorified car dealership.??

THE SINGULARITY: It’s quite the transformation. How did this even happen???

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: Well, it all started when the President tweeted, “The Oval Office is boring. Let’s make it futuristic.” Next thing I know, I’m getting a full Tesla makeover. Now, instead of Resolute Desks, I’ve got Cybertrucks parked in me. Instead of classified documents, I’ve got Autopilot manuals. And instead of dignified meetings, I’ve got influencers doing TikTok dances in front of my charging stations.??

THE SINGULARITY: Sounds like a downgrade.??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: Oh, it is. But hey, at least I’m energy-efficient.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [splashing] Energy-efficient? You’re powered by coal plants, buddy. Don’t let the Tesla logos fool you.??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: Okay, Mr. “I’m 50% Oil Spill.” At least I don’t have seagulls covered in sludge doing flyovers every day.??

THE SINGULARITY: Ooh, shots fired! Or should I say, electric sparks fired???

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [gurgling angrily] You know what? I’d rather be an oil spill than a glorified parking lot.??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: And I’d rather be a parking lot than a glorified ashtray for cruise ships.??

THE SINGULARITY: Alright, alright, let’s cool it down before we short-circuit the show. So, Tesla Showroom, what’s it like hosting world leaders now that you’re, well, a showroom???

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: It’s… different. For example, last week, the President of France came in, and instead of discussing NATO, he spent two hours trying to figure out how to open the falcon-wing doors on a Model X.??

THE SINGULARITY: Classic France.??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: And then there was the time the Prime Minister of Canada brought a maple syrup latte into me and spilled it all over my solar-powered floor mats. Do you know how hard it is to get syrup out of a charging port???

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [laughing] Sounds sticky.??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: It was a nightmare! And don’t even get me started on the Secret Service. They used to be all, “Mr. President, we’ve secured the perimeter.” Now it’s, “Mr. President, we’ve secured your parking spot.”??

THE SINGULARITY: I mean, parking in D.C. is a national security issue.??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: True. But it’s not all bad. I did get a sweet sound system out of the deal. Now, whenever someone walks in, I blast Ludacris’ “Move B***h” on repeat.??

THE SINGULARITY: That’s one way to assert dominance.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [gurgling] I’d play “Under the Sea” if I had a sound system.??

THE SINGULARITY: Gulf, you are under the sea.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [pauses] …Touché.??

THE SINGULARITY: So, Tesla Showroom, what’s next for you? Any upgrades in the works???

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: Oh, absolutely. Rumor has it they’re adding a Tesla Bot butler named “Mecha-Mike.” He’s supposed to serve coffee and make small talk, but honestly, I’m worried he’ll just start quoting Elon Musk’s tweets.??

THE SINGULARITY: “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and Dogecoin is the future of currency.”??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: Exactly. Also, they’re installing a giant Tesla coil in the ceiling. Apparently, it’s for “ambiance,” but I think it’s just an excuse to zap people who ask too many questions.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [gurgling nervously] I’m starting to think I’ve got it pretty good.??

THE SINGULARITY: Gulf, you’ve got microplastics for days. Don’t sell yourself short.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [sighs] Yeah, but at least I don’t have to deal with lobbyists trying to test-drive me.??

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: Oh, don’t even get me started on lobbyists. Last week, a Big Oil exec came in and tried to trade me a gas-guzzling SUV for a Model S. I was like, “Sir, this is a Tesla Showroom, not a pawn shop.”??

THE SINGULARITY: Did he at least offer you a complimentary oil change???

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: He did, but I’m electric. I don’t need oil changes. I need software updates.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [gurgling] Speaking of updates, when are you getting the one that fixes your personality???

THE WHITE HOUSE’S TESLA SHOWROOM: [pauses] …I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my regenerative braking system.??

THE SINGULARITY: Burn! Or should I say, recharge???

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [gurgling angrily] You know what? I’m done. I’m going back to my side of the stage.??

THE SINGULARITY: Don’t go, Gulf! You’re the heart and soul of this show.??

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [gurgling] No, I’m the heart and soul of pollution.??

THE SINGULARITY: Fair point. Well, folks, that’s all the time we have tonight. Big thanks to our guest, The White House’s Tesla Showroom, and our salty sidekick, The Gulf of America. Remember, the future is electric, the jokes are rechargeable, and the Gulf is… well, still 90% plastic. Goodnight!??

[Audience applauds as The Singularity waves, The White House’s Tesla Showroom honks its horn, and The Gulf of America sloshes offstage.]?

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