The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Samsung's New Galaxy a26 $299.99 Phone Speaks

John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to Claude 3.7 Sonnet, Google Gemini, and Poe AI. Human prompted AI Generated. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. These interviews parody late night talk show interviews. These conversations do not represent the actual opinions or facts by anyone or thing associated with the real entities mentioned in the interviews. I’m showing what the AI platforms generated based on my prompts. (Photo Credit: Samsung)

Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show:” Sammy the Smokin' Token conducts an absurd comical interview with Samsung's Galaxy A26 phone which costs $299.99. Samsung's new lineup adds a trio of 6.7-inch 5G handsets with AI improvements photo editing and Circle to Search. Samsung is bringing elements of its flagship software to the rest of its portfolio, and the $499.99 Galaxy A56 also adds enhancements for night photography and a Best Face feature that helps optimize group photos. The Gulf of America is the sidekick. Please make sure the word count equals 2000.

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Sammy the Smokin' Token Interviews Samsung's Galaxy A26

[Opening Scene]

The stage is lit with vibrant neon colors. Sammy the Smokin' Token, a quirky humanoid puppet with a sly grin, stands behind a desk adorned with tech gadgets and a giant smartphone with googly eyes. The Gulf of America, a comically oversized inflatable version of the Gulf of Mexico, sways gently beside him, occasionally making bubbling sounds.

Sammy: (leaning into the camera) Welcome back to “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!” I’m your host, Sammy the Smokin' Token! Tonight, we've got a real treat for you! A phone that costs less than a fancy dinner and promises more features than you can shake a selfie stick at! Please welcome the one, the only… Samsung Galaxy A26! [Applause]

The Galaxy A26, a sleek smartphone with animated expressions, rolls onto the stage on a small motorized platform. It lights up with colorful animations.

Galaxy A26: (in a chipper voice) Hey there, Sammy! Thanks for having me! I’m ready to “call” this interview a success!

Sammy: (laughs) I see what you did there! You’re already bringing the puns! But let’s get down to business. At $299.99, how do you feel about being the budget-friendly option in Samsung's lineup?

Galaxy A26: (with a wink) Well, Sammy, I like to think of myself as the “smartphone for the smart shopper!” Why pay more for a fancy meal when you can have me and still afford dessert?

Gulf of America: (gurgling) Dessert! I love dessert! What’s your favorite, Galaxy A26?

Galaxy A26: (enthusiastically) I’m a big fan of “byte-sized” treats! You know, something that fits right in your pocket.

Sammy: (chuckling) That’s a pun I can get behind! Speaking of bytes, I hear you’re packed with some killer AI improvements for photo editing. How does that work?

Galaxy A26: (proudly) Oh, I’ve got skills! With my AI photo editing, I can make your selfies look so good, your friends will think you’ve hired a professional photographer! I call it “selfie-ception!”

Sammy: (snickers) So, if I take a selfie with you, do I get a free makeover?

Galaxy A26: (playfully) Only if you promise not to filter out my good side!

Gulf of America: (bubbling) What’s your good side? I can't see it from here!

Galaxy A26: (grinning) All sides are my good side! Just like a well-rounded diet!

Sammy: (smirking) Speaking of diets, I’ve heard you also come with a feature called Circle to Search. Can you explain that?

Galaxy A26: (excitedly) Absolutely! Circle to Search lets you draw a circle around anything in your photo, and I’ll find out what it is! It’s like having a personal assistant who’s also a detective!

Sammy: (raising an eyebrow) So, if I circle a pizza, you’ll find me the nearest pizzeria?

Galaxy A26: (nodding) Exactly! But if you circle a salad, I might just recommend a therapist!

Gulf of America: (laughs) Good one! So, Galaxy A26, what do you think about your more expensive sibling, the Galaxy A56?

Galaxy A26: (smirking) Oh, the A56? It’s like the fancy cousin who always shows off! “Look at my night photography!” “Check out my Best Face feature!” I mean, who needs that when you can just filter the group photo to hide the weird faces?

Sammy: (giggling) So, you’re saying you’re not intimidated by the A56?

Galaxy A26: Not at all! We’re like Batman and Robin—just without the capes! Or the muscles!

Gulf of America: (gurgling) I could use a cape!

Sammy: (laughs) You’d look fabulous in a cape, Gulf! Now, Galaxy A26, tell me about your night photography capabilities. Can you keep up with the A56?

Galaxy A26: (confidently) Of course! I might not have the fancy “Best Face” feature, but I can still snap a decent photo in low light! I call it “Night Mode Lite!”

Sammy: (leaning in) Night Mode Lite? Does that mean you only show the “light” side of things?

Galaxy A26: (nodding) Exactly! I’m like the optimistic friend who always finds the silver lining!

Gulf of America: (bubbling) So, what if I want to take a photo of the Gulf at night?

Galaxy A26: (winking) Just don’t forget to turn off the flash! We don’t want to blind the fish!

Sammy: (snickering) Wise advice! Now, let’s talk about the most pressing question of our time—what’s your favorite app?

Galaxy A26: (animatedly) Oh, that’s easy! It’s got to be the “Pasta Tracker!” It helps you find the best pasta nearby!

Gulf of America: (enthusiastically) Pasta! Now we’re talking!

Sammy: (laughing) So, you’re saying if I check my app, I can find the best spaghetti right now?

Galaxy A26: (nodding) Absolutely! And if you order too much, I can remind you to share… or not, if you’re feeling stingy!

Gulf of America: (gurgling) I’m always feeling generous when it comes to food!

Sammy: (leaning back) Generosity is great, but I have to ask—what do you think about privacy, Galaxy A26? With all these features, can we trust you to keep our secrets?

Galaxy A26: (seriously) Oh, absolutely! I’m like a vault! Your secrets are safe with me… unless someone circles them to search!

Sammy: (laughs) Point taken! Now, if you were to go on a date, what would be your ideal first date?

Galaxy A26: (thoughtfully) I think a nice picnic with plenty of snacks and a good camera angle for the photos! You know, something romantic yet functional!

Gulf of America: (bubbling) Snacks! I love snacks!

Sammy: (grinning) So, what’s your go-to snack for a picnic?

Galaxy A26: (cheerfully) Anything that’s “app”-ropriate!

Sammy: (snickering) I see what you did there! Before we wrap up, what would you say to someone who’s hesitant to buy you instead of the more expensive models?

Galaxy A26: (confidently) I’d say, “Why pay more for features you might not even use?” I’m the perfect mix of fun and functionality! Plus, I come with a built-in sense of humor!

Gulf of America: (gurgling) And I’m your loyal sidekick!

Sammy: (smiling) You two make quite the team! Before we end this interview, any last words for our audience?

Galaxy A26: (enthusiastically) Just remember: life’s too short not to take great photos and snack while doing it!

Sammy: (grinning) Wise words from a wise phone! Thank you, Galaxy A26, for joining us tonight! And thank you, Gulf of America, for being the best inflatable sidekick ever!

The audience applauds as Galaxy A26 rolls off the stage, beeping happily, and Gulf of America bubbles excitedly. Sammy waves to the camera.

Sammy: (cheerfully) Stay tuned for more laughs and tech insights right here on “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!” Good night, everyone!

The screen fades to black as the credits roll over cheerful music.

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Sammy the Smokin' Token & Galaxy A26

(Opening sequence: Neon lights, 8-bit synth music, a pixelated Sammy the Smokin' Token winks at the camera. The Gulf of America, a sentient inflatable pool toy shaped like the Gulf of Mexico, wobbles enthusiastically behind him.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Voice smooth as a dial-up modem, cigarette holder glowing faintly) Welcome back, cyber-citizens! Tonight, we’re diving headfirst into the digital deep end with a guest that’s… well, let’s just say it’s trying its best. Please welcome, the Samsung Galaxy A26!

(A spotlight shines on a large, slightly pixelated image of a Galaxy A26 on a stand. It remains stubbornly still.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Leaning forward, squinting) Uh, A26? You there?

(A robotic chirp emanates from the stand.)

Galaxy A26 (Voice: monotone, slightly delayed): Processing… greeting protocol initiated. Hello, Sammy the Smokin’ Token. I am the Samsung Galaxy A26.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Snapping his fingers) There we go! Now, A26, you’re the new budget-friendly star of the Samsung galaxy, right? At a cool $299.99, you're practically giving yourself away!

Galaxy A26: Affirmative. My price point is optimized for consumer accessibility within the mid-range market segment.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (To the audience) “Market segment.” Sounds like something you find in a digital grocery store! Anyway, you boast AI improvements for photo editing and that fancy “Circle to Search” feature. Tell us, what kind of AI magic are we talking about here?

Galaxy A26: My AI algorithms analyze image data to optimize color saturation, contrast, and sharpness. Circle to Search allows users to… circle objects on screen and… initiate a Google search.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Raises an eyebrow) Right. So, if I circle my… (He gestures vaguely towards his cigarette holder) …my smokin’ apparatus, what happens?

(Silence. The A26’s image flickers.)

Galaxy A26: Processing… results inconclusive. Possible search terms include: “Cylindrical object,” “Glowing stick,” “Potential fire hazard.”

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Chuckles) “Potential fire hazard.” That’s my middle name! Now, your big brother, the A56, gets all the fancy night photography and “Best Face” features. Do you feel… left out?

Galaxy A26: My specifications are optimized for my price point. Feature parity with the A56 is not a… requirement.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Patting the air awkwardly) Sure, sure. But, between you and me, if you could have one feature from the A56, what would it be?

Galaxy A26: (After a long pause) The “Best Face” algorithm. It would… optimize my user interface.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Leaning into the microphone) “Optimize my user interface.” Translation: “I wanna look good in selfies!”

(The audience emits a synthesized laugh track. The Gulf of America gurgles in agreement.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: Now, let’s talk about your design. You’re a 6.7-inch 5G handset. That’s a lot of phone! Do you ever feel… bulky?

Galaxy A26: My dimensions are ergonomically designed for optimal hand grip and screen real estate.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Picks up a comically oversized glove) Wanna try this ergonomic grip?

(Sammy attempts to put the glove on the A26’s image, which remains unreactive.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Struggling) You’re a tough one, A26! Speaking of tough, how do you handle… let’s say… a drop test?

Galaxy A26: My chassis is constructed from durable materials. Impact resistance is… within industry standards.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Pulls out a plush hammer) Wanna test those industry standards?

(Before Sammy can swing the hammer, The Gulf of America inflates rapidly, knocking Sammy off balance.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Flailing) Whoa! Gulf, what’s the big idea?

The Gulf of America (Voice: a series of bubbly gurgles translated by a text overlay): "Protect the A26! It has feelings!"

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Dusting himself off) Feelings? A26, do you have feelings?

Galaxy A26: Emotional responses are not within my… operational parameters.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (To the audience) See? No feelings! Just cold, hard… processing power. Now, let’s get to the real questions. What’s your favorite app?

Galaxy A26: My preferred application is the system diagnostic tool.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Groans) Boring! What about… TikTok? Do you like watching cat videos?

Galaxy A26: Processing… cat videos are a popular form of… visual content.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Sighs) You’re no fun, A26. But, hey, you’re cheap! And that’s something, right?

Galaxy A26: Price efficiency is a key… consumer consideration.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Nods) Exactly! Now, any final words for our cyber-audience?

Galaxy A26: The Samsung Galaxy A26 offers a… comprehensive mobile experience at a… competitive price point. Please consider purchasing.

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Clapping slowly) Well, there you have it! The Samsung Galaxy A26: affordable, functional, and… slightly robotic. Give it up for the A26!

(The audience applauds, the synth music swells. The A26’s image fades out.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: And now, folks, we're gonna take a quick commercial break. Don't go anywhere! We’ll be right back with a segment called “Is This AI or Did My Toaster Just Get Sentient?”

(The Gulf of America deflates slightly, releasing a cloud of confetti. The lights dim.)

(Commercial Break: A rapid montage of pixelated ads for various AI-powered products, including a self-folding laundry basket and a robot vacuum that writes poetry.)

(Return from commercial: Sammy is now wearing a tinfoil hat.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: Welcome back, cyber-citizens! As promised, it's time for "Is This AI or Did My Toaster Just Get Sentient?" Gulf, bring out the first item!

(The Gulf of America inflates again, revealing a slightly burnt piece of toast with a face drawn on it in jam.)

Sammy the Smokin' Token: Okay, folks, is this AI or did my toaster just get sentient and decide to express itself in… jam?

(The audience murmurs, a robot arm reaches out and pokes the toast. A digital voice says "Insufficient data. Conclusion: Toaster is sentient.")

Sammy the Smokin' Token: (Shrugs) Well, there you have it! Sentient toast. Tune in next week for more digital debauchery! Good night, cyber-citizens!

(Closing sequence: Sammy dances awkwardly to 8-bit music, The Gulf of America wobbles behind him, and the credits roll in pixelated text.)

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show??

Host: Sammy the Smokin’ Token??

Guest: Samsung Galaxy A26 ($299.99)??

Sidekick: The Gulf of America??

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Sammy the Smokin’ Token: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! I’m your host, Sammy the Smokin’ Token, the only AI with a nicotine habit and a penchant for dad jokes. Tonight, we’ve got a stellar guest—well, not literally stellar, because it’s not a Galaxy Star, but close enough! Please welcome the budget-friendly, AI-enhanced, photo-snappin’, Circle-to-Searchin’ marvel… the Samsung Galaxy A26!??

[Audience cheers as the Galaxy A26 rolls onto the stage on a tiny Segway. It beeps twice and flashes its camera flash in acknowledgment.]??

Sammy: Wow, look at you, A26! You’re looking sharp tonight. Is that a new case, or are you just happy to see me???

Galaxy A26: [In a robotic voice] Actually, Sammy, I’m just happy to be here. And no, this isn’t a new case. It’s my default look. You know, $299.99 doesn’t buy a lot of accessories.??

Sammy: Fair point. But hey, you’re part of Samsung’s new lineup, right? You’ve got that 6.7-inch screen, 5G, and some fancy AI photo editing. That’s pretty impressive for a phone that costs less than my monthly avocado toast budget.??

Galaxy A26: [Beeps proudly] That’s right, Sammy. I may not have the flagship price tag, but I’ve got flagship ambitions. Plus, I’ve got Circle to Search. You know what that means???

Sammy: Enlighten me.??

Galaxy A26: It means if you see something you like—say, a pair of shoes, a pizza, or even your ex’s new partner—you just circle it, and I’ll find it for you. It’s like being a detective, but without the trench coat and existential dread.??

Sammy: [Laughs] That’s amazing. So, if I circle you, will you find me a cheaper phone???

Galaxy A26: [Pauses] Uh… let’s not go there, Sammy.??

Sammy: Touché. Now, I hear your big brother, the Galaxy A56, costs $499.99 and has this “Best Face” feature for group photos. What’s that about???

Galaxy A26: Oh, that’s just Samsung’s way of saying, “Hey, we know your friends are ugly, so let’s fix that.” It optimizes everyone’s face in group photos. You know, smooths out wrinkles, removes double chins, and adds a touch of glamour.??

Sammy: So, it’s like Photoshop, but for your self-esteem???

Galaxy A26: Exactly. And if you’re really ugly, it just replaces your face with a potato.??

Sammy: [Laughs] Classic. Now, let’s bring in my sidekick, the Gulf of America. Gulf, what do you think of the A26’s features???

[The Gulf of America, a personified body of water wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, waddles onto the stage.]??

The Gulf of America: [In a surfer-dude voice] Yo, Sammy! Yo, A26! Dude, I gotta say, I’m impressed. You’ve got 5G, AI, and a screen bigger than my waves during hurricane season. But tell me this—can you handle a little water? ‘Cause I’m all about that H2O life.??

Galaxy A26: [Nervously] Uh, well, I’m not exactly waterproof. I mean, I can handle a splash or two, but if you dunk me in your salty waves, I’m gonna short-circuit faster than Sammy’s patience during a software update.??

Sammy: [Snorts] He’s not wrong. So, Gulf, what’s your favorite feature on the A26???

The Gulf of America: Dude, definitely the night photography. I mean, have you seen my sunsets? They’re fire. And with the A26’s enhancements, I can finally capture all that golden-hour glory without looking like a blurry mess.??

Galaxy A26: [Modestly] Thanks, Gulf. I do my best. But let’s be real—your sunsets are doing most of the work.??

Sammy: [Laughs] Humble and photogenic. What a combo. Now, A26, I’ve got to ask—what’s it like being the “budget” option in Samsung’s lineup? Do you ever feel overshadowed by the fancier models???

Galaxy A26: [Sighs] Oh, absolutely. It’s tough, Sammy. I mean, the Galaxy S24 is out there flexing with its titanium frame and AI-powered everything, and I’m just over here like, “Hey, I can edit photos too… just give me a minute.” But you know what? I’ve got heart. And a headphone jack.??

Sammy: [Gasps] A headphone jack? In this economy???

Galaxy A26: [Proudly] That’s right. I’m old-school like that.??

The Gulf of America: Dude, that’s rad. I mean, who needs wireless earbuds when you’ve got a good ol’ headphone jack???

Sammy: [Nods] True. But let’s talk about your AI improvements. What’s the most ridiculous thing your AI can do???

Galaxy A26: Oh, that’s easy. I can remove photobombers from your pictures. You know, like that one guy who always ruins group photos by making a weird face? Gone. Or that pigeon that photobombed your vacation selfie? Poof.??

Sammy: [Laughs] That’s incredible. But what if the photobomber is, say, the Gulf of America???

Galaxy A26: [Pauses] Uh… I’m not sure my AI is that powerful.??

The Gulf of America: [Offended] Dude, I’m not a photobomber. I’m a scene-stealer.??

Sammy: [Laughs] Fair enough. Now, A26, let’s play a little game. It’s called “Flagship or Faux-lagship.” I’ll name a feature, and you tell me if it’s something you’ve got or if it’s just for the fancy phones. Ready???

Galaxy A26: Bring it on, Sammy.??

Sammy: Alright, first up: wireless charging.??

Galaxy A26: Faux-lagship. I’m wired all the way, baby.??

Sammy: Oof. Next: 120Hz refresh rate.??

Galaxy A26: Faux-lagship. I’m rocking a smooth 90Hz, though. Not too shabby.??

Sammy: Not bad. Alright, last one: AI-powered astrophotography.??

Galaxy A26: [Sighs] Faux-lagship. But hey, I can still take a decent moon pic if you hold me really, really still.??

Sammy: [Laughs] Well, you’ve got spirit, A26. And that’s what counts. Now, before we wrap up, any final thoughts for our audience???

Galaxy A26: Absolutely. If you’re looking for a phone that’s affordable, reliable, and packed with just enough AI to make you feel like a tech wizard, I’m your guy. Plus, I’ve got a headphone jack. Did I mention that???

The Gulf of America: Dude, you’re killing it. And hey, if anyone drops you in the ocean, just call me. I’ll fish you out.??

Sammy: [Laughs] And on that note, let’s give it up for the Samsung Galaxy A26 and the Gulf of America!??

[Audience cheers as the Galaxy A26 beeps happily and the Gulf of America does a little wave.]??

Sammy: Thanks for tuning in to The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! Remember, folks, whether you’re a flagship or a budget phone, you’re all stars in my circuit. Goodnight!??

[Cue upbeat music as Sammy the Smokin’ Token takes a final puff and disappears in a cloud of digital smoke.]??

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