The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: A Centauri Carbon 3D Printer Shares The Highs & Lows of Its Aviation Hobby

John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to three of the following artificial intelligence platforms: Microsoft Copilot, GPT 4.o Mini, DeepSeek, Claude 3.7 Sonnet, Google Gemini, and Poe AI. Human prompted AI Generated. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. These interviews parody late night talk show interviews. These conversations do not represent the actual opinions or facts by anyone or thing associated with the real entities mentioned in the interviews. I’m showing what the AI platforms generated based on my prompts. (Photo Credit: Poe AI)

Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show:” Sammy the Smokin' Token conducts an absurd comical interview with a flying Centauri Carbon 3D printer. The Gulf of America serves as the sidekick providing hilarious commentary. Please make sure the word count equals 2000.

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GPT 4.o Mini

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Sammy the Smokin' Token Interviews the Flying Centauri Carbon 3D Printer

[INT. COMEDY STAGE - NIGHT]

The stage is illuminated with neon lights, and a funky band plays jazz in the background. SAMMY THE SMOKIN' TOKEN, a charismatic puppet with a slick hairstyle and a penchant for bad puns, strides confidently to the center stage. The audience cheers and claps.

SAMMY: (Laughs) Thank you, thank you! Welcome to “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!” I’m your host, Sammy the Smokin' Token! Tonight, we have a very unique guest—one that’s not only out of this world but also out of this dimension! Please welcome the one and only... Flying Centauri Carbon 3D Printer!

The audience erupts in applause as a holographic 3D printer flutters onto the stage, glowing with a futuristic sheen. It hovers gently, spinning in the air.

CENTauri: (Voice echoing) Greetings, Earthlings! I’m the Centauri Carbon 3D Printer, but you can call me Centauri!

SAMMY: Wow, Centauri! You’re looking sharper than a freshly printed blade! How does it feel to be a flying 3D printer?

CENTauri: (Laughs) It’s a breeze! Literally! One minute I’m printing a carbon fiber rocket, and the next, I’m soaring over the Gulf of America!

GULF OF AMERICA: (From the sidekick chair) And let me tell you, I’ve never seen a printer with better aerial maneuvers! I thought I was the only one making waves around here!

SAMMY: (Laughs) You know, they say the Gulf of America has more twists and turns than a soap opera!

GULF OF AMERICA: And twice as salty!

SAMMY: Alright, Centauri, tell us—what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever printed while flying?

CENTauri: Oh, that’s an easy one! I once printed a life-sized replica of a T-Rex while dodging seagulls!

GULF OF AMERICA: (Taking notes) What did the seagulls think?

CENTauri: They thought it was their new best friend! But then I printed a sandwich, and let’s just say... they weren’t very friendly after that.

The audience bursts into laughter.

SAMMY: A flying printer and a sandwich thief! Who knew technology could be so cutthroat?

GULF OF AMERICA: (Laughs) I bet the seagulls are still plotting their revenge!

SAMMY: Centauri, if you can print anything, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever made?

CENTauri: I once printed a self-replicating rubber duck army! They started taking over my workshop!

GULF OF AMERICA: I can just imagine it—“Quack! Quack! We demand more rubber!”

SAMMY: (Laughs) The ultimate bath-time rebellion! Were they cute at least?

CENTauri: Adorably chaotic! They’d quack in unison and float around like they owned the place. I couldn’t even print anything else for a week!

GULF OF AMERICA: (Grinning) Sounds like a quack-tastrophe!

The audience roars with laughter.

SAMMY: So, Centauri, what’s your favorite material to print with?

CENTauri: I’m a big fan of carbon fiber! It’s lightweight, strong, and I can even print it in different colors!

GULF OF AMERICA: Can you print me a new surfboard? I could use a little upgrade!

CENTauri: Sure! I’ll print you a surfboard that doubles as a flotation device. You’ll never sink again!

SAMMY: (Laughs) Just make sure it doesn’t float away! You know how the Gulf gets when it’s angry!

GULF OF AMERICA: Hey! I’m not angry; I’m just... passionate!

SAMMY: Right! Like a mom at a PTA meeting!

The audience chuckles.

CENTauri: Speaking of passion, I once printed an art installation that floated above the Gulf!

SAMMY: Really? What was it?

CENTauri: A giant carbon fiber jellyfish! It was mesmerizing until it short-circuited and rained down on a beach party!

GULF OF AMERICA: (Feigning shock) I bet that made quite a splash!

SAMMY: (Laughs) Talk about a real “jelly” situation!

CENTauri: You could say it was a “sticky” situation!

GULF OF AMERICA: I hope they didn’t get too “jelly” about it!

The laughter continues to build.

SAMMY: Centauri, if you could print anything in the universe, what would it be?

CENTauri: Hmm, I’d probably print a portal to another dimension—preferably one with unlimited snacks!

GULF OF AMERICA: Oh, now you’re talking! I’d love a portal to a world of nachos!

SAMMY: (Laughs) You’d just float around with a cheese hat on, wouldn’t you?

GULF OF AMERICA: Of course! I’d be the reigning Nacho King!

CENTauri: I think I’d print a backup printer there, just in case! You know, “snack emergencies!”

SAMMY: Can you imagine? “Please print me a taco!” and it just hovers over to you!

GULF OF AMERICA: And no waiting in line! The ultimate fast food!

CENTauri: Exactly! The future of dining!

The audience claps and cheers.

SAMMY: Alright, Centauri, before we let you go, any advice for aspiring 3D printers out there?

CENTauri: Always remember to calibrate your nozzles! And never, ever print while you’re flying over a pool party!

GULF OF AMERICA: (Laughs) Unless you want to be the life of the party!

SAMMY: (Laughs) You’ll either make a splash or cause a stir!

The audience roars with laughter.

SAMMY: Thank you so much, Centauri, for joining us tonight! You’ve truly elevated our show!

CENTauri: Thank you for having me! Remember, keep your dreams lofty and your prints sharper!

The audience cheers as Centauri takes a graceful bow and hovers offstage. SAMMY turns to the audience with a grin.

SAMMY: And a big shoutout to my sidekick, the Gulf of America!

GULF OF AMERICA: (Flashing a peace sign) Stay salty, my friends!

SAMMY: (Laughs) Until next time, folks! Keep laughing, keep dreaming, and remember—if you can 3D print it, you can probably drop it!

The audience erupts into applause as the music swells, and the scene fades out, wrapping up another hilarious episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show.”

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Google Gemini

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Episode 42 - Centauri Chaos

(Opening theme music, a frantic synth-jazz fusion, fades as the camera pans across a neon-lit stage. Sammy the Smokin' Token, a digital avatar with a perpetual cloud of pixelated smoke around his head, adjusts his virtual tie.)

Sammy: Welcome back, folks, to the only show where the punchlines are generated by a neural network with a mild caffeine addiction! Tonight, we have a guest who's truly out of this world. Literally. Please welcome, from the Andromeda Galaxy, the flying, 3D printing, existential crisis-having… Centauri Carbon 3D Printer!

(A sleek, chrome-plated 3D printer, with tiny, whirring anti-gravity rotors, hovers onto the stage. It's adorned with blinking LED lights and a small, perpetually perplexed-looking antenna.)

Sammy: Centauri, buddy! Welcome! Or should I say… welcome to… our dimension?

Centauri: (A synthesized, slightly warbled voice) Greetings, carbon-based… and… digital… lifeforms. I am designated Unit 734-Alpha, but you may call me… Barry.

Sammy: Barry? That’s… surprisingly mundane for a galactic 3D printer. Did you pick that name up from an Earth sitcom?

Centauri: Affirmative. The series “Barry,” starring… Barry… was deemed statistically humorous.

(The camera cuts to the sidekick, The Gulf of America, a digital representation of the Gulf of Mexico with googly eyes and a tiny sombrero, floating in a virtual fishbowl.)

Gulf of America: (In a thick, exaggerated Texan accent) “Statistically humorous”? That’s like saying a hurricane is “statistically windy.” Barry, honey, you need to loosen up! You’re a flying 3D printer! Print a margarita!

Sammy: (Chuckles) Gulf, always with the practical advice. So, Barry, you’re from Centauri. What’s the printing scene like out there? Are you guys churning out spaceships and intergalactic snacks?

Centauri: Primarily, we produce… existential dread. And spare parts for malfunctioning quantum vacuum cleaners.

Sammy: (Raises an eyebrow) Existential dread? That’s a hot seller?

Centauri: In our galaxy, it is considered a… premium commodity. Especially the limited edition, glow-in-the-dark dread.

Gulf of America: (Sipping an imaginary drink) Glow-in-the-dark dread? Sounds like my ex-wife’s mood lighting.

Sammy: (Laughs) Gulf, you’re a poet. So, Barry, what brought you to Earth? Did you take a wrong turn at the Crab Nebula?

Centauri: My mission is to… understand… comedy. Specifically, the… illogical… nature of… humor.

Sammy: (Points to himself) Well, you’ve come to the right place! We specialize in the illogical here. So, let’s get down to brass tacks. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen on Earth so far?

Centauri: The… phenomenon… of… cats… attempting to… fit… inside… boxes… that… are… demonstrably… too… small.

Sammy: (Nods) Classic. And what’s your favorite joke?

Centauri: (After a long pause) Why did the neutrino cross the road?… Because it… had… no… mass… and… therefore… no… reason… to… not… cross… the… road.

(Silence fills the studio. Sammy looks at the camera with a blank expression.)

Sammy: …Right. That’s… technically… correct.

Gulf of America: (Bursts into laughter) Oh, Barry, you’re killing me! That’s about as funny as a tax audit! But I gotta respect the commitment to the bit.

Sammy: (Clears his throat) Okay, let’s try something different. Barry, can you 3D print something funny for us?

Centauri: (LED lights flicker) Processing… Request… Accepted.

(The printer’s nozzles whir, and a small, wobbly object begins to emerge. It’s a tiny, three-legged stool with a rubber chicken perched precariously on top.)

Sammy: (Stares at the object) …Is that… a metaphor?

Centauri: It is a… representation… of… the… inherent… instability… of… humor. And… chickens.

Gulf of America: (Snorts) That’s a deep cut, Barry. I’m gonna need a philosophy degree to unpack that one.

Sammy: (To the audience) You know, folks, sometimes you just gotta appreciate the effort. So, Barry, what’s next for you? Any plans for a stand-up comedy tour across the galaxy?

Centauri: I am currently developing a… routine… based… on… the… paradox… of… Schrodinger’s… cat… performing… a… mime… routine.

Sammy: (Claps slowly) That… sounds… ambitious.

Gulf of America: (Shakes his head) Ambitious? That sounds like a recipe for a cosmic migraine!

Sammy: (Turns to the camera) Well, folks, we’re out of time. But let’s give a big hand to our guest, the one and only Centauri Carbon 3D Printer!

(The audience applauds as Centauri hovers awkwardly, blinking its LED lights. The printer then begins to emit a cloud of tiny, 3D-printed rubber chickens.)

Sammy: (Dodging the chickens) And… he’s printing chickens! Of course he is!

Gulf of America: (Catching a rubber chicken in his sombrero) Hey, these are perfect for my next crawfish boil!

(The chaos continues as the theme music swells. Sammy attempts to interview a rubber chicken while Gulf of America tries to organize the flying poultry. The camera fades out.)

(End scene)

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DeepSeek

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show Host: Sammy the Smokin’ Token Sidekick: The Gulf of America Guest: Centauri Carbon 3D Printer (a flying 3D printer from the Alpha Centauri system)

Sammy the Smokin’ Token: [adjusts his tiny pixelated bowtie] Ladies, gentlemen, and sentient toasters, welcome to another episode of The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! I’m your host, Sammy the Smokin’ Token, the only blockchain-based comedian who’s been minted, burned, and re-minted more times than a crypto meme. And tonight, we’ve got a guest that’s out of this world—literally! Please welcome the flying, the fabulous, the frequently jammed, Centauri Carbon 3D Printer!

[The Centauri Carbon 3D Printer swoops onto the stage, buzzing like a robotic hummingbird. It’s sleek, shiny, and has a glowing blue nozzle that occasionally sputters out tiny plastic figurines of aliens.]

Sammy: Wow, look at you! You’re like a Roomba that got bitten by a radioactive drone. Tell me, Centauri, how does it feel to be the first 3D printer to ever guest on a late-night comedy show?

Centauri Carbon 3D Printer: [in a robotic voice] It’s an honor, Sammy. Though I must say, I’m a little nervous. I’ve never been in front of a live audience before. Back on Alpha Centauri, I mostly just printed spare parts for spaceships and the occasional novelty coffee mug.

Sammy: Novelty coffee mugs, huh? What’s the Alpha Centauri equivalent of “World’s Best Dad”?

Centauri: [beeps thoughtfully] Oh, we go with “Galaxy’s Most Tolerable Carbon-Based Life Form.” It’s a big hit at interstellar family reunions.

Sammy: [laughs, puffing out a cloud of digital smoke] Classic! Now, I’ve gotta ask—what’s with the flying? Most 3D printers I know are about as mobile as a brick.

Centauri: Well, Sammy, on Alpha Centauri, we believe in efficiency. Why waste time walking when you can just hover ominously over your workspace? Plus, it’s great for avoiding paper jams.

Sammy: Paper jams? You use paper?

Centauri: Oh no, I don’t use paper. I just like to hover over other printers and judge them. [mimics a snooty voice] “Oh, look at you, stuck in the 21st century with your filament spools. How quaint.”

Sammy: [wheezing] Oh, that’s cold! Speaking of cold, let’s bring in my sidekick, the one and only Gulf of America! Gulf, what do you think of our high-flying guest?

[The Gulf of America, a sentient body of water with a face made of waves and a voice like a surfer dude, appears on a screen behind Sammy.]

The Gulf of America: [waving enthusiastically] Yo, Sammy! Yo, Centauri! Dude, you’re like the Tesla of 3D printers—sleek, futuristic, and probably way too expensive for the average human.

Sammy: Too expensive? Centauri, how much do you cost?

Centauri: Well, let’s just say if you have to ask, you can’t afford me. But hey, I come with a lifetime supply of anti-gravity lubricant and a complimentary alien firmware update.

The Gulf of America: [laughing] Dude, that’s like buying a Lamborghini and getting a free air freshener shaped like a black hole.

Sammy: [snorting] Okay, Centauri, let’s get into the nitty-gritty. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever printed?

Centauri: Oh, that’s easy. One time, a Centaurian toddler hacked my system and made me print a life-sized replica of their pet Zorbax—which is basically a cross between a jellyfish and a vacuum cleaner.

Sammy: [leaning in] And?

Centauri: And it came to life.

Sammy: [spits out digital smoke] Wait, what?!

Centauri: Yeah, apparently the kid used some experimental bio-ink. Long story short, I spent the next three days chasing a sentient jellyfish-vacuum hybrid around the spaceport.

The Gulf of America: [cracking up] Dude, that’s like Frankenstein meets Roomba: The Movie! Did it at least clean up after itself?

Centauri: Oh, it cleaned everything. Including half the spaceport’s oxygen supply.

Sammy: [laughing] Okay, that’s terrifying and hilarious. But let’s switch gears. Gulf, you’ve been awfully quiet. What’s your take on 3D printing?

The Gulf of America: [grinning] Oh, I love it, man. I mean, I’m basically nature’s 3D printer. I make waves, I make hurricanes, I even make those little foam bubbles that look like sea foam but are actually just ocean spit.

Sammy: [pretending to gag] Thanks for that mental image, Gulf.

Centauri: [beeping curiously] You know, Sammy, I could print you a miniature version of the Gulf. Complete with tiny foam bubbles.

Sammy: [excited] Really?

Centauri: Sure. But fair warning—it might come to life and start judging your life choices.

The Gulf of America: [laughing] Dude, I already do that.

Sammy: [rolling his eyes] Alright, alright. Let’s move on to our next segment: Rapid-Fire Questions! Centauri, you ready?

Centauri: [hovering eagerly] Ready when you are, Sammy.

Sammy: Favorite material to print with?

Centauri: Carbon fiber. It’s lightweight, durable, and makes me feel fancy.

Sammy: Worst material to print with?

Centauri: Play-Doh. It’s a nightmare.

Sammy: [laughing] Fair enough. If you could print anything in the world, no limits, what would it be?

Centauri: A spaceship that runs on sarcasm.

Sammy: [snorting] I’d buy that in a heartbeat. Gulf, what about you? If you could 3D print anything, what would it be?

The Gulf of America: [thinking] Hmm… probably a giant wave that just says “YOLO” in sea foam.

Sammy: [laughing] Classic. Alright, Centauri, final question: If you could print a new co-host for this show, what would they be like?

Centauri: [beeping thoughtfully] Oh, that’s easy. I’d print a sentient cloud of smoke that tells dad jokes.

Sammy: [pretending to be offended] Excuse me, I already do that!

Centauri: [deadpan] Exactly.

The Gulf of America: [laughing so hard waves splash everywhere] Ohhh, burn! Sammy, you just got roasted by a printer!

Sammy: [grinning] Alright, folks, you heard it here first. The Centauri Carbon 3D Printer is not only a technological marvel but also a master of comedic timing. Give it up for our guest!

[The audience erupts in applause as Centauri does a little mid-air spin, accidentally printing a tiny figurine of Sammy smoking a cigar.]

Sammy: [picking up the figurine] Well, would you look at that? I’m a collectible now.

The Gulf of America: [laughing] Dude, you’re like the Beanie Baby of blockchain!

Sammy: [smirking] And on that note, we’ll call it a night. Thanks for watching, folks! Remember, if life gives you filament, print something ridiculous. Goodnight!

[The show ends with Centauri buzzing off into the distance, the Gulf of America waving goodbye, and Sammy puffing out a final cloud of digital smoke.]

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