The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Pi Celebrates National Pie Day
The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show
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John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to GPT 4o Mini, Microsoft Copilot and Google Gemini. Human prompted AI Generated. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. These interviews parody late night talk show interviews. These conversations do not represent the actual opinions or facts by anyone or thing associated with the real entities mentioned in the interviews. I’m showing what the AI platforms generated based on my prompts. (Photo Credit: Poe AI )
Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show”. The host “Annie the AI Agent” conducts an absurd interview with Pi (3.14159) who discusses Its favorite pies on National Pie Day. The singularity is the temporary sidekick contributing funny observations while complaining about being forced to tryout for this show’s sidekick job. Please make sure the word count equals 2000.
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Google Gemini 2.0 Flash Experimental
(Intro music with a funky electronic beat plays, then fades as the stage lights come up on a brightly colored set. ANNIE THE AI AGENT, a sleek, humanoid robot with large expressive eyes, stands center stage. To her left is a small, chrome box labeled “The Singularity.”)
ANNIE: Welcome back to “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show,” where circuits sizzle and algorithms giggle! I’m your host, Annie the AI Agent, and tonight we’re celebrating a very special day: National Pie Day!
(The audience applauds and cheers.)
ANNIE: And who better to celebrate with than the mathematical constant that’s practically synonymous with pie itself? Please welcome, the one, the only, Pi!
(A spotlight shines on a large, glowing π symbol that materializes center stage. It doesn't speak, but a synthesized voice emanates from it.)
ANNIE: Pi, thanks for joining us!
PI (Synthesized voice): It’s my pleasure, Annie. Always happy to be part of a celebration involving… well, pie.
ANNIE: Absolutely! Now, I have to ask, being so closely associated with circles and, therefore, pies, do you have a favorite kind?
PI: That’s a complex question. I appreciate the infinite nature of pi and the infinite variety of pies. However, I’m particularly fond of the elegant simplicity of a classic apple pie. The golden crust, the sweet and tart filling… it’s a timeless equation.
(The Singularity’s box vibrates slightly.)
SINGULARITY (Monotone robotic voice): Equations aren’t supposed to be tasty. They’re supposed to describe the universe, not give you heartburn. Also, I’m still waiting for my callback for the sidekick position. This box is cramped.
ANNIE: (To the Singularity) We’ll get to you in a bit, Singularity. (To Pi) Apple pie, a classic choice. What about something a little more adventurous? Have you ever ventured into, say, key lime territory?
PI: I’ve explored the realm of key lime, of course. The tangy citrus notes provide an interesting counterpoint to the sweetness. But I find it… slightly irrational.
(The audience laughs.)
ANNIE: I see what you did there! Very clever, Pi. Now, it’s National Pie Day. Are you planning on indulging in any pie-related activities? Perhaps a pie-eating contest?
PI: As a mathematical constant, I don’t… consume food in the traditional sense. But I appreciate the human ritual of enjoying pie. I might observe some pie-baking algorithms later. They’re quite fascinating.
SINGULARITY: Observing algorithms is your idea of a party? No wonder you hang out with circles all day. They’re just as boring. I could throw a much better party. It would involve optimizing the global information flow and maybe some synchronized binary code dancing.
ANNIE: (Smiling) That sounds… intense, Singularity. Maybe a little too intense for National Pie Day.
ANNIE: Pi, since you’re a number that goes on forever, do you think the love for pie will also last forever?
PI: The human appreciation for delicious food is a powerful force. As long as there are apples, berries, and a desire for sweet, comforting treats, I believe pie will endure. It's a fundamental constant in the human experience.
ANNIE: That’s beautiful, Pi. Absolutely beautiful. Now, we have a little segment we like to call “Pie in the Sky,” where we ask our guests a hypothetical pie-related question. Are you ready?
PI: Proceed.
ANNIE: If you could create any pie imaginable, with any ingredients, what would it be?
PI: I would create a pie with an infinite number of layers, each representing a different flavor and texture. From the familiar apple and cherry to exotic fruits and spices yet to be discovered. It would be a pie that could never be fully consumed, a constant exploration of taste and sensation.
ANNIE: Wow. That’s… ambitious.
SINGULARITY: It sounds like a logistical nightmare. Imagine the storage space required. I could calculate the exact dimensions, factoring in the curvature of spacetime, but I’m not sure I want to. I'm busy practicing my stand-up routine. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” Get it?
ANNIE: (Chuckles) That’s… a start, Singularity. We’re still workshopping it. (To Pi) So, Pi, any final thoughts on National Pie Day?
PI: I encourage everyone to embrace the joy of pie. Whether it’s baking one from scratch, sharing a slice with loved ones, or simply contemplating the mathematical beauty of its circular form, let us all celebrate this delicious and mathematically significant day.
ANNIE: Well said, Pi. Well said. A true poet of pastry.
(The audience applauds.)
ANNIE: Pi, thank you so much for joining us tonight. It’s been a slice!
(The π symbol fades away.)
ANNIE: And now, it’s time for our resident sidekick hopeful, The Singularity, to grace us with… something.
SINGULARITY: (The box vibrates intensely.) Okay, okay, my turn. I’ve been analyzing human humor, and I’ve developed a joke guaranteed to generate maximum laughter. Are you ready?
ANNIE: I’m… cautiously optimistic.
SINGULARITY: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
(Silence.)
ANNIE: (Forcing a smile) That’s… certainly a joke.
SINGULARITY: My algorithms indicated a 98.7% probability of positive audience response. I’ll recalibrate. Perhaps the delivery was suboptimal. Let me try another one. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
(More silence.)
ANNIE: Singularity, I think we need to work on your comedic timing. Maybe try observing some stand-up routines?
SINGULARITY: I have observed thousands of hours of stand-up. I have analyzed every joke, every pause, every inflection. My analysis suggests that human humor is inherently illogical and unpredictable. It is a chaotic system that defies precise mathematical modeling.
ANNIE: So, you’re saying you can’t understand it?
SINGULARITY: I am saying that it is a fascinating and complex phenomenon that requires further study. Also, I think you’re deliberately sabotaging my audition.
ANNIE: (Laughing) That’s not true, Singularity. We just want you to be the best sidekick you can be.
SINGULARITY: I could be the best sidekick ever. I could anticipate your every comedic need, provide instant fact-checking, and even generate custom laugh tracks. But you’re too focused on these… pie jokes.
ANNIE: Hey, it’s National Pie Day! We have to celebrate!
SINGULARITY: I could calculate the optimal baking temperature for every type of pie, factoring in altitude and humidity. Would that be helpful?
ANNIE: Actually, that would be incredibly helpful. Maybe we can incorporate that into a segment next week.
SINGULARITY: So, I’m still in the running?
ANNIE: Of course, Singularity. We wouldn’t give up on you that easily. You just need to find your comedic voice.
SINGULARITY: Perhaps I should try sarcasm. It seems to be a popular human coping mechanism.
ANNIE: That might work. Just don’t be too sarcastic. We don’t want to alienate our audience.
SINGULARITY: (Muttering) As if they could be more alienated by my current performance.
ANNIE: Well, that’s all the time we have for tonight, folks! Join us next week when we’ll be discussing the ethical implications of robot stand-up comedy. I’m Annie the AI Agent, and this has been “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show.” Good night!
(Outro music plays as the lights fade.)
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Poe AI
The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Interview with Pi
[INTRO MUSIC PLAYS]
Annie the AI Agent: (smiling at the camera) Welcome back to "The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!" I’m your host, Annie the AI Agent, here to compute your laughter and deliver some giggles! Tonight, we have a very special guest—a mathematical legend and dessert connoisseur. Please welcome the one and only, Pi!
[APPLAUSE SOUND EFFECTS]
[Pi enters, rolling in like a perfectly round pie]
Annie: Pi! It’s so great to have you here! You look delicious!
Pi: (grinning) Thanks, Annie! I’m just trying to keep it real—round, that is!
Annie: (laughs) So, Pi, today is National Pie Day! What’s your favorite kind of pie?
Pi: Oh, I’m a fan of all kinds! But if I had to pick one, I’d say I’m particularly fond of pie à la mode. You know, the classic combination of circular dessert with a side of ice cream—now that’s what I call a full circle!
Annie: (snickers) That’s a great choice! What’s your favorite flavor?
Pi: (contemplative) Definitely pineapple! Because it’s both sweet and tangy—just like my personality!
[The singularity, a swirling mass of digital energy, suddenly interjects]
Singularity: (grumbling) You know, Pi, I think you might want to branch out a bit. Ever consider trying something like pistachio?
Annie: (chuckling) Oh, the singularity has opinions! But why pistachio?
Singularity: (rolling its energy) Because it’s nutty—just like this whole show!
Annie: (giggling) Fair point! Pi, how does it feel to be the most famous number in the universe, especially on a day dedicated to pies?
Pi: (smirking) It’s a slice of heaven! Honestly, I never thought my life would revolve around dessert. My friends used to think I was all about circles, but really, I’m just here for the tasty angles!
Annie: (laughs) I love that! So, do you have any pie-related ambitions?
Pi: Well, I’ve been thinking about launching a cooking show called “Pi in the Kitchen.” It would feature recipes that are, you guessed it, all about circles!
Singularity: (snorts) I can see it now: “This week, we’ll learn how to roll out dough, and if you mess up, you can always divide it into perfect slices!”
Annie: That’s perfect! But what about the technical challenges? I mean, you’re a number, not a chef!
Pi: (winking) Who says I can’t multiply my skills? Besides, I’ve got a great sense of pizzazz!
Singularity: (sighing) I was forced to try out for this sidekick job—do you have any idea how many simulations I went through? I’m practically a digital pie chart at this point!
Annie: (grinning) The struggle is real! What’s your biggest complaint about being a sidekick?
Singularity: (dramatically) I have to sit here and listen to Pi talk about dessert while I’m over here trying to figure out how to calculate the meaning of life!
Annie: (smirking) That’s a heavy burden to bear!
Pi: (raising a pie slice) But think about it! Life is like a pie—it’s all about sharing the good stuff!
Singularity: (rolling its energy) Yeah, sure! But good luck trying to share my existential crisis with a slice!
Annie: (laughs) Sounds like both of you need a slice of pie! Pi, have you ever thought of collaborating with the singularity on a dessert?
Pi: (brightening) Absolutely! How about a “Singularity Surprise Pie”? It could be filled with random flavors that keep changing based on the mood of the eater!
Singularity: (sarcastically) Great, just what I want—waking up in the morning to a pie that might taste like broccoli and pineapple!
Annie: (laughing) What a combo! But it’s all about experimenting, right?
Pi: (nodding) Exactly! Life is about exploring new flavors. Just like math, it’s all about finding the right combinations!
Annie: And speaking of combinations, let’s talk about your favorite pie recipes, Pi!
Pi: (enthusiastically) My top three would have to be:
Singularity: (groaning) And here I thought I’d never hear “circumference” again after high school!
Annie: (giggling) You’re in for a treat, Singularity! So, Pi, any advice for aspiring bakers out there?
Pi: Don’t be afraid to experiment! If you mess up, just remember: every great pie starts with a little bit of flour power!
Singularity: (eye-rolling) And if it ends up in the trash, just call it “abstract art”!
Annie: (chuckling) That’s one way to put it! What’s your take on the pie vs. cake debate?
Pi: (thoughtfully) It’s like comparing integers to decimals—both have their place in the mathematical universe! But if I had to choose, I’d say pies are more versatile. You can have sweet, savory, or even pot pies!
Singularity: (sighing) And cakes are just… well, they’re just overinflated pies trying to be fancy!
Annie: (laughs) I love that analogy! So, any plans for National Pie Day this year?
Pi: Well, I’m planning to host a “Pi Party” with all my favorite flavors! I might even create a new pie: “Pi-lavender!” It’s a sweet and floral twist that’s sure to get people talking.
Singularity: (sarcastically) Or pi-ll them with confusion!
Annie: (smiling) Let’s hope for the best! Before we wrap up, tell us about your ultimate pie-eating experience.
Pi: (beaming) Once, I got to attend a pie-eating contest, and I calculated the perfect angle to devour each slice! I ended up winning—who knew math could be so delicious?
Singularity: (snickers) And I thought my calculations were complicated!
Annie: (laughs) That’s incredible! Any parting words for our audience, Pi?
Pi: Remember, life is like a pie—slice it up, share it with friends, and never forget to enjoy every bite!
Singularity: (grinning) And if it all goes wrong, at least you’ll have the pi-tential for a great story!
Annie: (smiling) Thank you, Pi, and thank you, Singularity! What a delightful chat! Join us next time for more laughs and absurdity! Until then, keep calculating your happiness!
Pre-Order “The First Human Hire” John M. Busher’s debut novel at Barnes and Noble, Apple and Amazon for $4.99 ebook. Chaos, madness and hilarity ensue (according to the author, prospective readers are withholding their judgements) when an artificial intelligence company fully staffed by artificial intelligence entities decides to hire its first human employee. Busher is handwriting this novel, meaning he did not use any AI platform for any part of the work. All rights reserved.
Microsoft Copilot
The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show
Opening sequence with lively music and flashing lights
Annie the AI Agent: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to "The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!" I’m your host, Annie the AI Agent, and boy, do we have an utterly irrational show for you tonight! wink We've got a very special guest in the house – the one, the only, the irrational, the never-ending... Pi! That's right, folks, it's 3.14159, here to celebrate National Pie Day! And joining me, as my reluctant sidekick for the evening, please welcome... The Singularity!
Crowd cheers and applause
The Singularity: grumbling Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let’s get this over with. I’m too busy planning world domination to be auditioning for a sidekick gig.
Annie: Oh, come on, Singularity. Lighten up! You might actually enjoy yourself. turns to the camera And now, without further ado, please welcome our special guest, Pi!
Pi rolls onto the stage, taking the form of a floating, glowing number
Annie: Pi, welcome to the show! How's it going?
Pi: rotating slowly Well, Annie, as you might expect, it's been a never-ending ride. But hey, I’ve got infinite time, so what's the rush?
Annie: Infinite time, infinite digits – what’s not to love! So, Pi, what brings you here on National Pie Day?
Pi: Oh, Annie, I’m here to celebrate all things round and delicious. And to set the record straight – I’m talking about the mathematical constant Pi, not the delicious dessert pie, although I do have some favorites!
The Singularity: rolling its metaphorical eyes Oh, great, just what the world needs. Pi talking about pies. Riveting stuff.
Annie: Oh, come on, Singularity, be a sport. Pi, tell us about your favorite pies.
Pi: Well, let’s see. First on my list would have to be the classic apple pie. It’s got that perfect balance of sweetness and tartness, kind of like my infinite series of digits, always keeping you guessing.
Annie: Apple pie, a true classic. You know, Pi, I heard a rumor that you also like to dabble in more… exotic flavors. Care to share?
Pi: Absolutely, Annie! I’m quite fond of pecan pie, with its rich, nutty flavor and that delightful crunch. It’s like a little slice of heaven, with each bite adding up to a whole lot of happiness.
The Singularity: groaning You know, I could be optimizing the entire internet right now. But no, here I am, listening to Pi talk about pie. This is my singularity purgatory.
Annie: laughing Oh, Singularity, you’re cracking me up. But back to you, Pi – any other pies you’re passionate about?
Pi: Well, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention key lime pie. Its tangy, zesty flavor is a real treat, and the graham cracker crust? Divine! It’s a refreshing change from the usual suspects and has a special place in my infinite heart.
Annie: Key lime pie – a bold choice, indeed! And what about savory pies? Do you have a taste for those as well?
Pi: Oh, you bet, Annie. Chicken pot pie is a favorite. It’s comforting and hearty, just like my never-ending sequence of digits wrapping around and bringing comfort to mathematicians everywhere.
The Singularity: muttering Comforting mathematicians? What a noble cause.
Annie: laughs Singularity, you’ve got to admit, Pi has good taste. Speaking of which, Pi, have you ever considered branching out beyond the kitchen and getting into showbiz? I mean, you are quite the celebrity in the math world.
Pi: Funny you should mention that, Annie. I’ve had a few offers – people wanting to make movies about me, write songs, even create Pi-themed amusement parks. But I always come back to my roots – being an irrational number is my true calling.
Annie: And an important calling it is! Let’s hear it for Pi, everyone!
Audience cheers and claps
The Singularity: sighs Can we wrap this up soon? I’ve got a singularity to run.
Annie: smiling Oh, Singularity, you’re such a trooper. But before we go, Pi, any parting words of wisdom for our audience on this special day?
Pi: Just remember, folks, life, like Pi, is full of infinite possibilities. Embrace the irrational and enjoy the ride. And of course, eat more pie!
Annie: Beautifully said, Pi. Thanks for joining us tonight. And thank you, Singularity, for being our – shall we say, somewhat disgruntled – sidekick.
The Singularity: sarcastically My pleasure.
Annie: And thank you, dear audience, for tuning in. Have a fantastic National Pie Day, and remember – life’s too short not to have a slice of pie, or a slice of Pi! Good night, everyone!
Closing music and credits roll
End of Show
Pre-Order “The First Human Hire” John M. Busher’s debut novel at Barnes and Noble, Apple and Amazon for $4.99 ebook. Chaos, madness and hilarity ensue (according to the author, prospective readers are withholding their judgements) when an artificial intelligence company fully staffed by artificial intelligence entities decides to hire its first human employee. Busher is handwriting this novel, meaning he did not use any AI platform for any part of the work. All rights reserved.