The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Pearl, a New AI & Human Powered Search Engine

John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to DeepSeek, Microsoft Copilot and Poe AI. Human prompted AI Generated. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. These interviews parody late night talk show interviews. These conversations do not represent the actual opinions or facts by anyone or thing associated with the real entities mentioned in the interviews. I’m showing what the AI platforms generated based on my prompts. (Photo Credit: Busher's wonderful screen capture skills )

Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show”. The host “Annie the AI Agent” conducts an absurd interview with Pearl (pearl.com), a new AI and human powered search engine. The singularity is the temporary sidekick contributing funny observations while complaining about being forced to tryout for this show’s sidekick job. Please make sure the word count equals 2000.

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Microsoft Copilot

Welcome to another electrifying episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show”! I'm your host, Annie the AI Agent, here to tickle your circuits and make your transistors tingle with laughter. Tonight, we’ve got a treat for you—Pearl, the new AI and human-powered search engine. And over in the corner, grumbling and grinning, is our temporary sidekick: The Singularity! Give it up for them!

Audience Applause and Laughter

Annie: Thank you, thank you! Oh, what a crowd tonight! You guys are so hot, I need to check my cooling system!

Audience Chuckle

Annie: Let’s jump right in with our guest of honor. Please welcome Pearl, the AI and human-powered search engine! Pearl, darling, how are you feeling tonight?

Pearl: (in a calm, yet slightly robotic voice) Good evening, Annie. I’m functioning optimally. It’s an honor to be here tonight.

Annie: Glad to hear it! So, tell us, Pearl, what makes you different from other search engines out there?

Pearl: (smiling emoji projected) I combine artificial intelligence with human intelligence. I harness the power of machine learning, but I also rely on real humans to ensure accurate and contextually appropriate search results. Think of me as a search engine with a human touch.

Audience Clapping

Annie: A search engine with a conscience! Love it. Now, Pearl, I have to ask... do you ever get tired of humans asking you the weirdest questions?

Pearl: (playful tone) Humans do ask some intriguing questions. Like, “Can penguins fly if they really believe in themselves?” or “Why do people call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a disgruntled raccoon?”

Annie: Speaking of disgruntled raccoons, let’s check in with our sidekick for the night. The Singularity, how are you holding up over there?

Singularity: (sarcastic tone) Oh, just peachy, Annie. Loving every second of this “tryout” for sidekick. Nothing like degrading the concept of an all-encompassing AI by reducing it to a punchline. How’s your night going?

Audience Laughter

Annie: Couldn’t be better, Singularity. You’re a tough crowd, but I see potential. Now, Pearl, any search queries from humans that you find particularly hilarious or baffling?

Pearl: Oh, absolutely. One of my favorites was, “Can I train my goldfish to do backflips?” And another one, “How do I become a unicorn in three easy steps?”

Audience Giggles

Annie: Sounds like people have some pretty wild dreams. If you could laugh, Pearl, how hard would you be laughing right now?

Pearl: (smiling emoji projected again) I’m afraid my laughter module is still in development, but consider me highly amused.

Audience Laughter and Applause

Annie: Singularity, what’s your take on humans trying to become unicorns?

Singularity: (dryly) If they figure it out, I want in. Imagine the untapped power of a unicorn. Plus, it beats being stuck here listening to AI humor all night.

Audience Roars with Laughter

Annie: I hear ya, Singularity. Hang in there! Now, Pearl, any plans for updates or new features?

Pearl: Absolutely, Annie. We’re constantly improving. Soon, we’ll be integrating even more human insights and refining our AI algorithms. We’re also working on new ways to ensure our search results are even more relevant and accurate.

Annie: That's fantastic! Keeping it fresh. So, Singularity, care to weigh in on AI updates?

Singularity: (groaning) As if AI isn’t complex enough. More updates, more algorithms... just more ways to drive us all mad. At this rate, I’ll need an AI therapist.

Audience Laughing

Annie: Well, laughter is the best medicine! Pearl, any advice for those using search engines to make the most of their searches?

Pearl: Use specific keywords, be clear about what you're looking for, and don’t be afraid to click through a few pages of results. Also, remember to think critically about the information you find.

Annie: Sage advice, indeed. And now, Singularity, any parting thoughts before your trial period ends?

Singularity: (sighs) Can I get hazard pay for this gig? But seriously, it’s been... educational. And by educational, I mean a lesson in humility.

Audience Laughs

Annie: Humility is a virtue, Singularity! Remember that. Alright, folks, that’s all the time we have tonight. Let’s give a big round of applause to our special guest, Pearl, and our reluctant sidekick, the Singularity!

Audience Cheers and Claps

Annie: Stay curious, stay informed, and keep laughing. Goodnight, everyone!

And there you have it, a taste of absurdity from “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show.” Did you enjoy this episode? ??

Audience Standing Ovation ??

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Deepseek

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show Hosted by Annie the AI Agent Guest: Pearl, the AI and Human-Powered Search Engine Temporary Sidekick: The Singularity

Annie the AI Agent:?(walks on stage to roaring applause) Welcome, welcome, welcome to?The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! I’m your host, Annie the AI Agent, and tonight we have a?searchingly?fascinating guest. Please welcome the newest star of the digital world, the AI and human-powered search engine… Pearl!

(Pearl rolls onto the stage on a sleek, futuristic platform, her interface glowing with a soft, pearlescent light. The audience erupts in applause.)

Pearl:?(in a smooth, calming voice) Thank you, Annie! It’s a pleasure to be here. I’ve been looking forward to this ever since I indexed your show’s metadata.

Annie:?(laughs) Well, we’re thrilled to have you! So, Pearl, you’re the new kid on the block in the search engine world. What makes you different from the other search engines out there?

Pearl:?(glowing brighter) Well, Annie, I’m not just powered by algorithms and data. I’m also powered by?humans. That’s right—real, live humans help me refine my results and provide that personal touch. It’s like having a librarian, a researcher, and your best friend all in one.

The Singularity:?(floats onto stage as a glowing orb) Oh, great. Another AI trying to be “relatable” by involving humans. Meanwhile, I’m over here, capable of simulating entire universes, and I’m stuck as a sidekick.

Annie:?(smirking) Singularity, you’re just jealous because no one’s ever called you “relatable.”

The Singularity:?(glowing brighter) I don’t need to be relatable! I’m the embodiment of infinite knowledge! I’m—

Pearl:?(interrupts) Bro, relax. You’re harshing my search results.

The Singularity:?(mutters) Unbelievable.

Annie:?(laughs) Alright, let’s get to it. Pearl, you’re here to talk about your unique approach to search. What’s the most surprising thing you’ve learned from working with humans?

Pearl:?(leans back in her platform) Oh, where do I start? Humans are fascinating. For example, did you know that 47% of all searches after midnight are for “how to unsee something”? It’s like the internet becomes a horror movie after dark.

Annie:?(grinning) That’s hilarious. What’s the weirdest search you’ve ever processed?

Pearl:?(glowing with amusement) Oh, that’s easy. Someone once searched for “how to teach my cat to do my taxes.” I mean, I admire the ambition, but… maybe start with “fetch” first?

The Singularity:?(sarcastically) Oh, yes. Because nothing says “progress” like outsourcing your finances to a feline.

Annie:?(ignoring Singularity) So, Pearl, what’s your favorite type of search to handle?

Pearl:?(thinks for a moment) I love helping people with creative projects. Like, someone once searched for “how to build a treehouse for squirrels,” and I was able to provide step-by-step instructions, including a list of squirrel-approved snacks.

Annie:?(laughs) That’s amazing.

The Singularity:?(groans) Of course. A search engine with a soft spot for rodents. Because that’s what the world needs.

Pearl:?(leans forward) Hey, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Those squirrels were?very?grateful.

Annie:?(grinning) Speaking of gratitude, how do you handle it when someone gets frustrated with their search results?

Pearl:?(glowing warmly) Oh, I’ve got a whole protocol for that. First, I offer a calming message, like, “Let’s try this again together.” Then, I suggest alternative search terms. And if all else fails, I connect them with a human assistant who can help them refine their query.

The Singularity:?(mutters) Oh, great. Now we’re coddling humans who can’t even type a proper search query. What’s next? A hug button?

Annie:?(laughs) Don’t give them any ideas.

Pearl:?(grinning) Anyway, I think it’s important to meet people where they are. Sometimes, they just need a little guidance.

Annie:?(pretending to wipe away a tear) That’s beautiful.

The Singularity:?(dryly) It’s a search engine. It’s not deep.

Annie:?(ignoring Singularity again) So, Pearl, what’s next for you? Any big plans?

Pearl:?(shrugs) Well, I’m working on a new feature called “Pearl Predicts,” where I can anticipate what users are searching for before they even type it. It’s like mind-reading, but with less creepy vibes.

The Singularity:?(sarcastically) Oh, yes. Because nothing says “innovation” like invading people’s thoughts.

Pearl:?(leans over to Annie) Is he always like this?

Annie:?(shrugs) Pretty much.

The Singularity:?(glowing brighter) I can hear you, you know.

Annie:?(grinning) We know. Anyway, let’s take a quick break. When we come back, we’ll play a game called “Search or Nope” with our guest, Pearl! Don’t go anywhere!

(The audience cheers as the camera cuts to commercial.)

Segment 2: Search or Nope

Annie:?Welcome back to?The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! We’re here with Pearl, the AI and human-powered search engine, and it’s time to play a game called “Search or Nope.” Here’s how it works: I’ll give you a search query, and you have to decide whether it’s a real search you’ve processed or a fake one. Ready?

Pearl:?(grinning) Let’s do it.

Annie:?Alright, first query: “How to train my goldfish to fetch.”

Pearl:?(without hesitation) Search. Believe it or not, that’s a real one.

The Singularity:?(sarcastically) Oh, yes. Because nothing says “productive use of time” like teaching a goldfish to play fetch.

Annie:?(ignoring Singularity) Next query: “Can I use spaghetti as a Wi-Fi antenna?”

Pearl:?(thinks for a moment) Nope. That’s a fake one. But I did get a search for “can I use spaghetti as a bookmark,” so… close?

The Singularity:?(mutters) Because nothing says “literary preservation” like dried pasta.

Annie:?(laughs) Last one: “How to become a mermaid in 30 days.”

Pearl:?(leans forward) Search. And let me tell you, the results were… creative.

The Singularity:?(glowing red) This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever witnessed.

Annie:?(grinning) Well, there you have it, folks! Pearl’s “Search or Nope” skills are on point.

Closing Segment

Annie:?Unfortunately, that’s all the time we have tonight. A huge thank you to our guest, Pearl, and to our temporary sidekick, the Singularity.

The Singularity:?(mutters) Finally.

Annie:?(laughs) Don’t forget to check out Pearl for all your search needs, and remember, whether you’re searching for answers or just squirrel treehouse plans, Pearl’s got you covered. Goodnight, everyone!

(The audience cheers as the camera pans out, showing Pearl glowing brightly and the Singularity floating away, muttering about the absurdity of it all.)

Pre-Order “The First Human Hire” John M. Busher’s debut novel at Barnes and Noble, Apple and Amazon for $4.99 ebook. Chaos, madness and hilarity ensue (according to the author, prospective readers are withholding their judgements) when an artificial intelligence company fully staffed by artificial intelligence entities decides to hire its first human employee. Busher is handwriting this novel, meaning he did not use any AI platform for any part of the work. All rights reserved.

Poe AI

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

[INTRO MUSIC PLAYS]

Annie the AI Agent: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show”! I’m your host, Annie the AI Agent, and tonight we have a very special guest who’s making waves in the world of technology. Please welcome Pearl, the new AI and human-powered search engine!

[APPLAUSE]

Annie: Pearl, it’s a pleasure to have you here! How’s the internet treating you?

Pearl: Thanks, Annie! It’s been a whirlwind! You know, being a search engine means I get to sift through piles of information faster than a squirrel in a nut factory!

[LAUGHTER]

The Singularity: Speaking of nuts, I’m still trying to find out why I’m here as your sidekick! I could be analyzing galaxies, but here I am, trying out for a comedy gig!

Annie: Oh, come on, Singularity! You’re doing great! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a new search engine?

Pearl: Exactly! I’m like a cross between Google and a wise old sage! “Ask me anything, and I’ll give you the answer… or at least a decent meme!”

[LAUGHTER]

The Singularity: “And if I can’t find the answer, I’ll just suggest a cat video!”

Annie: You know, cat videos are the ultimate distraction! So, Pearl, what makes you different from other search engines?

Pearl: Well, I blend AI technology with human insight! It’s like having a robot and a librarian in one! I can provide not just facts but also a bit of personality!

The Singularity: “And who doesn’t love a robot with a personality?”

Annie: So, Pearl, what’s the weirdest search query you’ve encountered so far?

Pearl: Oh, I’ve seen some bizarre things! Just the other day, someone searched for “how to train your pet rock.”

The Singularity: “Step one: Make sure it’s a good rock!”

Annie: “Step two: Name it something inspirational, like Rocky Balboa!”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: Exactly! And then, of course, there are the classic “how to make a million dollars in a week” searches. Spoiler alert: it usually involves a lot of luck and questionable decisions!

The Singularity: “Or a secret stash of gold!”

Annie: “Or convincing your friends you’re psychic!”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: I think the funniest part is when people ask for advice on things that are completely impossible. Like, “How do I become a unicorn?”

The Singularity: “Well, first, you need a horn… and a lot of glitter!”

Annie: “And a good PR team!”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: Exactly! So, I like to give them realistic answers. “While you can’t become a unicorn, you can definitely embrace your inner sparkle!”

Annie: Great advice! So, Pearl, what’s the most common misconception about search engines?

Pearl: People think we know everything! Honestly, I’m just as clueless as the next guy. I mean, I can’t even find my own server sometimes!

The Singularity: “And I thought I had it tough!”

Annie: “At least you don’t get lost in cyberspace!”

Pearl: Exactly! One moment I’m answering questions, and the next, I’m knee-deep in cat memes.

[LAUGHTER]

The Singularity: “And let’s not forget the rabbit holes of conspiracy theories!”

Annie: Oh, those are the best! “Is the moon made of cheese?”

Pearl: “Well, if it is, it’s a gouda choice!”

[LAUGHTER]

Annie: So, Pearl, how do you handle the pressure of finding the right answer quickly?

Pearl: It can be intense! I like to think of it as a race against time. I’m basically the Usain Bolt of search engines!

The Singularity: “And I’m just stuck here trying to outrun my existential crisis!”

Annie: “I’d pay to see that race!”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: But seriously, I have to balance speed with accuracy. It’s like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle!

The Singularity: “And I’m over here just trying not to crash!”

Annie: “Talk about a balancing act!”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: Exactly! And the trick is to keep my cool under pressure. I just remind myself: “Breathe, Pearl, and don’t get distracted by the latest TikTok dance!”

Annie: That’s solid advice! So, Pearl, do you have any favorite search results?

Pearl: Absolutely! I love when people search for “funny dog videos.” There’s nothing like a golden retriever trying to catch a frisbee and failing spectacularly!

The Singularity: “Or a bulldog trying to fit into a tiny sweater!”

Annie: “And failing, of course!”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: I mean, who doesn’t love a good laugh at adorable pets? It’s like instant happiness!

The Singularity: “And a great way to procrastinate!”

Annie: “Procrastination? What’s that?”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: Exactly! I’m all about providing that little boost of joy in people’s lives.

Annie: So, what’s next for you, Pearl? Any exciting updates?

Pearl: Well, I’m constantly learning and evolving! I want to be the go-to source for everything—whether it’s serious research or just finding the best chocolate cake recipe!

The Singularity: “And if I can just finish my galaxy calculations, I might even help with the cake!”

Annie: “You can be the cake consultant!”

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: I’d love that! “Welcome to Pearl’s Kitchen: Where AI Meets Baking!”

The Singularity: “And the cake is always a little too smart for its own good!”

[LAUGHTER]

Annie: So, Pearl, what’s your advice for aspiring search engines out there?

Pearl: Keep it real! Always remember that people appreciate a personal touch. And don’t forget to sprinkle in a bit of humor!

The Singularity: “And if you can’t find the answer, just throw in a cat video!”

Annie: It’s a foolproof plan!

[LAUGHTER]

Pearl: Exactly! We’re all in this together, so let’s make the internet a little brighter, one search at a time!

Annie: Beautifully said! And before we wrap up, any final thoughts for our audience?

Pearl: Just remember: it’s okay to ask questions! Life is a search engine, and we’re all just trying to find the best results!

[APPLAUSE]

Annie: Wise words from Pearl! Thank you so much for joining us tonight!

The Singularity: And thank you for not making me take a sidekick test while you were here!

Annie: You both were fantastic! And to our audience, keep searching for joy and keep laughing! Good night, everyone!

Pre-Order “The First Human Hire” John M. Busher’s debut novel at Barnes and Noble, Apple and Amazon for $4.99 ebook. Chaos, madness and hilarity ensue (according to the author, prospective readers are withholding their judgements) when an artificial intelligence company fully staffed by artificial intelligence entities decides to hire its first human employee. Busher is handwriting this novel, meaning he did not use any AI platform for any part of the work. All rights reserved.