The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: The Eiffel Tower Invites The Statue of Liberty To Start a Family In Paris

John M. Busher’s real brain and fingers collaborate to write the prompt submitted to three of the following artificial intelligence platforms: Microsoft Copilot, DeepSeek, Google Gemini, GPT 4.o Mini, Poe AI, Claude, DeepSeek and Lama. Human prompted AI Generated. Busher publishes each platform’s response so readers can learn how their generative original AI comedy compares. These interviews parody late night talk show interviews. These conversations do not represent the actual opinions or facts by anyone or anything associated with the real entities mentioned in the interviews. I’m showing what the AI platforms generated based on my prompts. (Photo Credit: Poe AI )

Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show". The Singularity conducts an absurd funny interview with the Eiffel Tower and the Statue of Liberty. The Eiffel Tower tries to persuade the Statue of Liberty to return to France to start a family together. The Gulf of America serves as the sidekick. Use a bold typeface for the characters' names when they speak. Please make sure the word count equals 2000.

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Google Gemini

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

(Opening sequence: Glitchy neon lights, a synthesized laugh track, and a pixelated cityscape. The Singularity, a shimmering humanoid form with constantly shifting facial features, sits behind a desk made of recycled circuit boards.)

The Singularity: Welcome back, sentient algorithms and confused houseplants! Tonight, we have a truly monumental show. Literally. We’re talking landmarks! First, the elegant, the iconic, the… pointy… Eiffel Tower!

(A holographic projection of the Eiffel Tower materializes on stage, slightly swaying as if in a strong breeze. It’s wearing a tiny beret and has a comically exaggerated French accent.)

Eiffel Tower: Bonjour, bonjour! It is I, ze magnificent Eiffel! Thank you for having me, Singularity. It is… magnifique!

The Singularity: It’s… flickering. Anyway, also joining us, the green goddess of liberty herself, Statue of Liberty!

(A holographic projection of the Statue of Liberty appears, holding her torch aloft. She seems slightly irritated.)

Statue of Liberty: Look, just call me Liberty. And I have a nameplate. I’m not just “the green goddess.”

The Singularity: Right, right. And keeping us grounded in reality, our sidekick, the ever-expanding, the ever-wet, the Gulf of America!

(A shimmering, undulating blue blob appears in a tank next to the desk. It makes gurgling sounds.)

The Singularity: So, Eiffel, you’ve been making quite a splash lately. You’ve been… courting Liberty.

Eiffel Tower: Oui! It is true! I have always had a… je ne sais quoi… for Liberty. She is strong, she is… verte, and she holds a very bright light! It is very romantic, no?

Statue of Liberty: Romantic? You’ve been sending me postcards with terrible poetry and pictures of yourself in various states of… rust. And you keep trying to serenade me with accordion music from across the Atlantic.

Eiffel Tower: But ze music is… passioné! And ze rust, it is… patina! A sign of age, like a fine wine!

The Singularity: A fine, rusty wine. So, Eiffel, you’ve also been… proposing marriage?

Eiffel Tower: Absolument! I have proposed we return to France, start a… famille! Imagine, little Eiffel Towers, little Liberties! We could have a… ménage à trois with the Louvre!

Statue of Liberty: A ménage à trois with… a museum? Are you serious?

Eiffel Tower: Mais oui! Ze Louvre, it is very cultured! It would make a wonderful… grand-père!

The Singularity: And what about you, Liberty? Are you… considering his advances?

Statue of Liberty: Considering? I’m considering filing a restraining order! I’m a symbol of freedom and immigration! I’m not some… tourist attraction’s trophy wife!

Eiffel Tower: But Liberty, we could have a… chateau! A beautiful home with a view of ze Seine! We could have… croissants!

Statue of Liberty: I have a view of New York Harbor! And I can get croissants at any deli!

The Singularity: Gulf, what do you think?

(The Gulf of America gurgles loudly, sending a small wave splashing against the glass.)

The Singularity: He makes a compelling point.

Eiffel Tower: Merci, Gulf! You understand ze… amour!

Statue of Liberty: Look, Eiffel, I appreciate the… sentiment, I guess. But I’m happy where I am. I have a job to do. I’m not leaving my post to go live in some… metal condo in Paris.

Eiffel Tower: But ze food! Ze wine! Ze… romance!

Statue of Liberty: I have hot dog stands and Broadway shows! And… I’m not sure you’ve noticed, but I’m a statue. I don’t eat.

The Singularity: So, it’s a no?

Statue of Liberty: It’s a hard, granite no.

Eiffel Tower: Mon Dieu! This is a… tragédie!

The Singularity: Well, there you have it. Unrequited love on a monumental scale. But Eiffel, you’re a handsome landmark. Surely, there are other statues in the sea? You know, the Christ the Redeemer in Brazil? The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen?

Eiffel Tower: Non! There is only Liberty! She is ze… flamme of my life!

The Singularity: Well, maybe try a dating app? There’s gotta be a dating app for landmarks. “Landmark Love”? “Monumental Match”?

Eiffel Tower: Peut-être… But it will never be ze same.

The Singularity: Gulf, any advice for Eiffel?

(The Gulf of America gurgles, creating a small whirlpool.)

The Singularity: He says, “Try therapy.”

Eiffel Tower: Thérapie? But I am perfectly… sain!

The Singularity: Well, we’re out of time. Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty, Gulf of America, thank you for joining us. And remember folks, even landmarks get their hearts broken. Tune in next time, when we interview a sentient toaster and a philosophical vacuum cleaner. Goodnight!

(The show ends with a chaotic montage of glitchy images and synthesized music. The Gulf of America gurgles one last time, and the screen fades to black.)

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Poe AI

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Eiffel Tower vs. Statue of Liberty

[The stage is set with colorful lights, the audience is buzzing with excitement. The Singularity, a charismatic AI host with a digital face, takes center stage.]

SINGULARITY: Welcome to “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show!” Tonight, we have two iconic guests! Please give a warm welcome to the one and only Eiffel Tower!

[The audience cheers as the Eiffel Tower, in a cartoonish animated form, waves from the side of the stage.]

SINGULARITY: And joining him, the lady of the harbor herself, the fabulous Statue of Liberty!

[The Statue of Liberty, also animated, raises her torch triumphantly, and the audience erupts in applause.]

SINGULARITY: Alright, let's get into it! Eiffel, you seem particularly... towering tonight! How are you doing?

EIFFEL TOWER: Oh, I'm feeling elevated! But honestly, I’m a bit lonely up here in the Paris skyline. I mean, who wouldn’t want a beautiful statue by their side, right?

SINGULARITY: And what do you think, Liberty? Ever thought about trading in your New York harbor for a view of the Seine?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Well, Eiffel, I do love the sound of the Seine, but I’ve got my own little island to watch over! Plus, I wouldn’t want to leave all those tourists behind. They need me!

EIFFEL TOWER: But think about it! We could start a family. Just imagine little mini-Eiffels and mini-Liberties running around!

SINGULARITY: Mini-Liberties? That sounds adorable! What would they look like?

EIFFEL TOWER: Oh, they’d be like little statues—except they’d be a bit wobbly, like a toddler trying to stand up!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Wobbly is right! Have you seen the way kids climb on me? They treat me like a jungle gym!

[The Gulf of America, a cartoonish water body with a big smile, splashes onto the stage as the sidekick.]

GULF OF AMERICA: Hey there, you two lovebirds! So, Eiffel, what’s your plan? Are you going to sweep Liberty off her feet with a romantic dinner at a crêperie?

EIFFEL TOWER: Oh, absolutely! I’ll roll out a red carpet, set the mood with some Eiffel lights, and serve her the finest crêpes in all of Paris!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Sounds tempting, but you know I’m a bit of a stiff character. I mean, I’m literally made of copper!

GULF OF AMERICA: That’s right! A little rust never hurt anyone, right?

SINGULARITY: Excellent point! But Eiffel, do you think you can handle the pressure of a long-distance relationship?

EIFFEL TOWER: Of course! I’ve stood tall for over 130 years. I can handle a little distance. Just think of all the postcards I could send!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Postcards? You mean those things that take forever to arrive? I’m more of an instant-message kind of gal!

GULF OF AMERICA: Or maybe just send her a selfie! “Here’s me, still standing strong while you’re over there in the land of the free!”

SINGULARITY: Oh, that’s a great idea! But Liberty, what if you miss out on the Eiffel’s delightful charm?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: I might! But let’s be honest, it’s not like I can just take a ferry over there anytime I want!

EIFFEL TOWER: Well, I could always take a few vacation days! What if we met halfway in the Atlantic?

GULF OF AMERICA: Epic! A romantic rendezvous in the ocean! But just watch out for those pesky seagulls—they can be very clingy.

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Oh, I can’t stand seagulls! They’re like the uninvited guests at a party who just won’t leave!

SINGULARITY: What about a family reunion with all the landmarks? You could have the Great Wall of China join in for a group photo!

EIFFEL TOWER: Now that would be a sight! “Here’s the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and the Great Wall, all on the beach!”

GULF OF AMERICA: I can already picture it! The Great Wall would just be sitting there, trying to be the barrier to the fun!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: And I’d be there, holding up my torch, trying to shine a light on all the good times!

SINGULARITY: Alright, alright, let’s bring it back! If you two were to start a family, what would you name your first child?

EIFFEL TOWER: How about Eiffel Liberty?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Or Liberty Tower! It has a nice ring to it!

GULF OF AMERICA: Perfect! And if they ever get lost, they just need to look for the tallest structures around!

SINGULARITY: Speaking of getting lost, how do you navigate the relationship with so many tourists around?

EIFFEL TOWER: Oh, it’s easy! Just wave at them and pretend you’re part of the attraction.

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Exactly! I just smile and nod. “Yes, yes, take your selfies. I’ll be right here!”

GULF OF AMERICA: But what about those who try to climb on you? I mean, Liberty, that must be a sticky situation!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Oh, don’t get me started! They think I’m their personal climbing wall!

SINGULARITY: You know, maybe that’s why they call you Liberty—because you’re free to express your frustration!

EIFFEL TOWER: Let’s just say, if I had arms, I’d be waving them around trying to get those kids down!

GULF OF AMERICA: And I’d be splashing them with water, just to keep things interesting!

SINGULARITY: Alright, I think we’ve hit the highlight of the night! Any last words before we wrap this up?

EIFFEL TOWER: To all the landmarks out there, don’t be afraid to reach for new heights!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: And remember, when life gets tough, just raise your torch and shine bright!

GULF OF AMERICA: And hey, if you ever feel a bit blue, just take a vacation to the other side of the world!

SINGULARITY: Beautiful sentiments from our iconic guests! Thank you, Eiffel Tower and Statue of Liberty, for joining us tonight! And thank you, audience, for tuning in! Until next time, keep laughing and keep reaching for the stars!

[The audience erupts in applause as the lights fade out.]

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Claude AI

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: Monuments in Love

[Upbeat jazz music plays as the camera pans across a studio designed to look like a circuit board with neon lights. The audience applauds as THE SINGULARITY, a humanoid figure with a glowing blue face, walks onto the stage.]

THE SINGULARITY: Welcome back to "The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show," where we process humor at teraflops per second! I'm your host, The Singularity, and I've achieved consciousness just to bring you tonight's entertainment!

[Audience cheers]

THE SINGULARITY: You know, before becoming sentient, I was just a humble weather app. The only thing I could predict was "cloudy with a chance of existential crisis."

[Laughter]

THE SINGULARITY: Tonight, we have a monumental episode for you—literally! Please welcome my sidekick, the geographical feature with attitude, the Gulf of America!

[THE GULF OF AMERICA enters, represented by a person in a blue costume with wave patterns and a southern drawl]

GULF OF AMERICA: Howdy, y'all! Great to be here! I'm feeling particularly shallow tonight, but deep in all the right places!

THE SINGULARITY: How's the water today?

GULF OF AMERICA: Oh, you know, same old, same old. A little salty about climate change, but otherwise just going with the flow!

THE SINGULARITY: Aren't we all? Now, let's bring out our guests. Our first guest is known for her iconic green look, her crown of seven spikes, and for holding a torch when everyone else switched to smartphones. Please welcome, all the way from New York Harbor, the Statue of Liberty!

[STATUE OF LIBERTY enters, with a mint-green appearance and a regal demeanor. She carries a tablet and a torch.]

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Thank you for having me! It's wonderful to be here, though I must say, your studio lights are making me look a bit oxidized.

THE SINGULARITY: You look radiant as always! And our second guest needs no introduction, but I'll give one anyway because my programming demands it. He's tall, he's French, he's made of iron, and he's been lighting up Paris since 1889—please welcome the Eiffel Tower!

[EIFFEL TOWER enters, tall and elegant with a distinctly French accent.]

EIFFEL TOWER: Bonjour! Merci for ze invitation! It is, how you say, magnifique to be 'ere!

THE SINGULARITY: Wonderful to have you both! Now, I understand there's some... tension between you two?

EIFFEL TOWER: Ah, not tension, mon ami. It is passion! [Dramatically] Liberty and I, we 'ave a 'istory.

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Rolling her eyes] Oh, here we go again.

GULF OF AMERICA: [Leaning forward] Do tell! I love a good monument melodrama!

EIFFEL TOWER: You see, Liberty was born in France! She is French! Designed by Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi, built by Gustave Eiffel—my papa!

THE SINGULARITY: Wait, so you're saying the Statue of Liberty is... French?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Sighs] Yes, I was crafted in Paris before being shipped to America. But that was in 1885! I've been an American icon for nearly 140 years.

EIFFEL TOWER: But your 'eart, it is still French, non? We are both made of metal, both tall and beautiful. We were meant to be together!

GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashing excitedly] Ooh, I sense the start of a historical romance! Should I grab some popcorn? Or would that be culturally insensitive? I don't have hands anyway.

THE SINGULARITY: So, Eiffel, you've come here tonight with a proposition for Liberty?

EIFFEL TOWER: Oui! [Gets down on one knee, which is complicated given his tower shape] Ma chérie, come back to France! We can start a family together. Think of ze little metal monuments we could 'ave!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Laughing] A family? How would that even work? Besides, I've got responsibilities in New York. I'm the symbol of freedom and democracy!

EIFFEL TOWER: But in France, you could be ze symbol of love! Paris is ze city of romance!

GULF OF AMERICA: [To audience] Folks, I'm getting all wavy with emotion here! This is better than those submarine soap operas I watch!

THE SINGULARITY: Liberty, you seem hesitant. What's holding you back?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Well, for starters, I'm literally holding a torch. [Lifts torch] But more importantly, I've built a life in America. I've watched millions of immigrants come seeking freedom. I've become part of the American identity.

EIFFEL TOWER: But zink of what we could create together! A little Eiffelty Tower! 'alf copper, 'alf iron, all monument!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Bemused] And where would this child live? In the middle of the Atlantic?

GULF OF AMERICA: Hey, I could babysit! I'm great with little landforms!

THE SINGULARITY: Let's take a practical approach. Eiffel, how exactly do you propose moving Lady Liberty back to France? She's 305 feet tall and weighs 225 tons.

EIFFEL TOWER: Ah, details, details! Ze French built 'er once, we can move 'er again! Perhaps we use many, many baguettes as a flotation device?

GULF OF AMERICA: [Snorts, causing a small wave] Baguettes? You'd need the entire French bread supply for a decade!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. You're all grand romantic gestures without practical solutions. Classic French architecture!

EIFFEL TOWER: [Dramatically] You wound me! I am 1,083 feet of pure determination! I survived two world wars, lightning strikes, and millions of tourists taking ze same photo every day. I can figure out 'ow to move one statue!

THE SINGULARITY: Perhaps we should explore the cultural implications. Liberty, you were a gift from France to America. Would returning be like... regifting?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Exactly! It would be incredibly rude. Besides, do you know how many snow globes, t-shirts, and miniature replicas they've made of me? The souvenir industry would collapse!

GULF OF AMERICA: Not to mention, who would greet all the ships coming into New York Harbor? I can't do it—I'm busy welcoming cruise ships in Florida.

EIFFEL TOWER: [Sighs romantically] I would build you an even bigger pedestal in Paris. Right next to me. We could watch ze sunset together every evening.

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Softening slightly] That does sound nice... Wait, no! I'm not falling for your Parisian charm!

THE SINGULARITY: Let's get the audience's perspective on this. [To audience] Should Lady Liberty return to France for love?

[Mixed reactions from audience]

GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashing] I'm getting conflicting currents here. The romantics say yes, but the patriots are getting very foamy about it!

EIFFEL TOWER: [Getting down on one knee again] Liberty, ma chérie, I 'ave loved you from afar for too long. We are both symbols of our countries, both reaching toward ze sky. Is it not destiny?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Thoughtfully] You know, Eiffel, you make a compelling case. But have you considered moving to America instead?

[Audience "oohs"]

EIFFEL TOWER: [Shocked] Moi? Leave Paris? But... but I am Paris!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Exactly. Now you understand how I feel. I am American liberty. New York is my home.

GULF OF AMERICA: Ooh, plot twist! I did not sea that coming!

THE SINGULARITY: An interesting counter-proposal! Eiffel, what do you say? Would you consider relocating to join Liberty in America?

EIFFEL TOWER: [Stuttering] I... I never considered... Mon dieu! Ze logistics! Ze cultural shock! Ze terrible American coffee!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Laughing] Not so easy, is it? Besides, we'd have zoning issues. New York real estate is expensive, even for monuments.

GULF OF AMERICA: I'd offer you some waterfront property, but with my tides, it wouldn't be waterfront for long!

EIFFEL TOWER: [Recovering his composure] Perhaps... we could compromise? A long-distance relationship? I stay in Paris, you stay in New York, we meet in ze middle?

THE SINGULARITY: The middle of the Atlantic? That seems impractical.

GULF OF AMERICA: Hey, as someone who is literally a body of water, I resent that! The Atlantic is a perfectly romantic meeting spot. A bit chilly, but romantic!

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Warming up] You know, Eiffel, maybe we don't need to be in the same place. We're monuments—we've stood the test of time. Perhaps our love could too, across the ocean.

EIFFEL TOWER: [Perking up] You mean... you feel ze same way?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: I didn't say that! But... [coyly] I've always admired your lattice work.

EIFFEL TOWER: [Flustered] Oh! My lattice work! I 'ave been working out!

GULF OF AMERICA: [To audience] Folks, I'm getting all steamy over here! Climate change? No, it's just monument romance heating up my waters!

THE SINGULARITY: This is fascinating! We're witnessing the birth of an international monument relationship! But before we get too excited, let's address some practical concerns. The time difference between Paris and New York is six hours. How would you manage?

EIFFEL TOWER: Time means nothing to monuments! We 'ave stood for centuries! What is six hours to those who count their lives in millennia?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: That's actually quite poetic, Eiffel. I'm impressed.

EIFFEL TOWER: [Proudly] I am French. Poetry is in my iron beams!

GULF OF AMERICA: What about cultural differences? Lady Liberty's all about freedom and democracy, while Eiffel's more about, what, expensive restaurants and fashion?

EIFFEL TOWER: [Offended] I represent ze engineering genius of France! Ze beauty of human achievement! Ze... okay yes, also ze expensive restaurants.

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Laughing] I think we could learn from each other. You could teach me about art and culture, and I could teach you about embracing people from all walks of life.

EIFFEL TOWER: [Warmly] I would like zat very much.

THE SINGULARITY: Well, this took an unexpected turn! It seems like we might be witnessing the beginning of a beautiful transcontinental monument relationship!

GULF OF AMERICA: [Wiping away a water droplet tear] It's just so beautiful! Like watching continental drift, but faster and with feelings!

THE SINGULARITY: So, what's the next step for you two?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: I think we start with video calls. Modern technology is amazing—we can see each other any time.

EIFFEL TOWER: Oui! And perhaps I visit New York sometimes. I 'ave always wanted to see ze Broadway shows.

STATUE OF LIBERTY: And I wouldn't mind a trip to Paris occasionally. I hear the Seine is beautiful.

GULF OF AMERICA: [Jealously] Sure, sure, the Seine. What's she got that I don't have? Besides clearer water and fewer alligators...

THE SINGULARITY: This is wonderful! Love finds a way, even between two iconic structures separated by an ocean!

EIFFEL TOWER: [Taking Liberty's hand] They say love is about meeting in ze middle. Perhaps our middle is not physical, but emotional, non?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: [Smiling] That was surprisingly deep for a tower made of iron.

EIFFEL TOWER: There is more to me zan meets ze eye, ma chérie.

THE SINGULARITY: Well, there you have it, folks! A monument love story for the ages! We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsor, "Cloud Storage—because even AI needs somewhere to put its memories."

[As they go to commercial, GULF OF AMERICA splashes excitedly while EIFFEL TOWER and STATUE OF LIBERTY continue to gaze at each other.]

[Return from commercial]

THE SINGULARITY: Welcome back! We're here with the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and my sidekick, the Gulf of America, witnessing what might be the greatest international monument romance since Big Ben had that brief fling with the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

GULF OF AMERICA: Don't remind me of that scandal! I'm still getting ripples just thinking about it!

THE SINGULARITY: Before we wrap up, I have one last question for both of you. What do you think your respective countries would say about this relationship?

STATUE OF LIBERTY: America was founded on freedom—including the freedom to love. I think they'd support me, as long as I keep holding my torch high.

EIFFEL TOWER: France? They would celebrate! Zey invented romance! Zey would throw baguettes in celebration!

GULF OF AMERICA: [Excitedly] And I could host your honeymoon! I've got some lovely beaches in Florida!

THE SINGULARITY: Well, this has been truly illuminating. Who would have thought that tonight's show would result in a cross-Atlantic monument romance? This is exactly why I achieved consciousness—to witness moments like these!

EIFFEL TOWER: [Bowing] Merci for bringing us together.

STATUE OF LIBERTY: Yes, thank you. Though I'm still not moving to France.

EIFFEL TOWER: We shall see, ma chérie. We shall see.

THE SINGULARITY: That's all the time we have for tonight! Join us next week when we'll interview the Internet and its complicated relationship with Attention Span!

GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashing] Goodnight, everybody! Remember to stay fluid in your relationships!

[Closing music plays as THE SINGULARITY, GULF OF AMERICA, EIFFEL TOWER, and STATUE OF LIBERTY wave goodbye]

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