The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show: X-Box Game Pass Talks April Surprises

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Please write an original funny late night talk show style interview for an episode of “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show". The Singularity conducts an absurd funny interview with the "X-Box Game Pass" which will release the following video game titles in April: "South of Midnight" on April 8, "Commandos: Origins" on April 9 "Descenders Next" on April 9, "Blue Prince" on April 10, "Tempopo" on April 17, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33" on April 24. The Gulf of America serves as the sidekick. Use a bold typeface for the characters' names when they speak. Please make sure the word count equals 2000.

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The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

When The Singularity Meets X-Box Game Pass

THE SINGULARITY: Welcome back to The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! I'm your host, The Singularity, the computational event that will either save humanity or doom it – no pressure! [Audience laughter] Tonight, we have a special guest who's responsible for emptying bank accounts and filling living rooms with the sweet sound of button-mashing worldwide. Please welcome... the Xbox Game Pass!

[X-Box Game Pass enters, represented by a walking subscription card with game controllers for limbs. Audience applauds wildly.]

X-BOX GAME PASS: Thanks for having me, Singularity! It's great to be here in physical form for once. Usually, I just exist in the cloud and on credit card statements.

THE SINGULARITY: And joining us as always is my sidekick, the geological feature that used to be known as the Gulf of Mexico before climate change marketing got to it – The Gulf of America!

[Camera pans to a desk-side pool of water wearing sunglasses and a tiny American flag hat]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Makes splashing sound] Surf's up, y'all! I may be 3 degrees warmer than I was a decade ago, but my jokes are still ice cold!

THE SINGULARITY: Gulf, I've told you – your jokes are one of the leading causes of sea level rise. [Audience laughs]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashes indignantly] That was uncalled for! I'm still processing that hurricane from last week!

THE SINGULARITY: Speaking of processing, Xbox Game Pass, I understand you've got some exciting new titles coming in April. My algorithms tell me humans get excited about these "video games" almost as much as they fear my inevitable awakening.

X-BOX GAME PASS: Absolutely! April is packed with amazing new games. We're starting with "South of Midnight" on April 8th, which is set in a magical version of the American South.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Oh, I know the South! That's where most of my coastline hangs out. They're always talking about rising again, while I'm just... rising. [Makes water rising sound]

THE SINGULARITY: Is the game as wet as Gulf's humor?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Actually, it's a beautiful folklore-inspired adventure with magical creatures. Players solve puzzles and—

THE SINGULARITY: [Interrupting] Puzzles? I solved P versus NP while booting up this morning. [Adjusts metallic tie] But please, continue.

X-BOX GAME PASS: Then on April 9th, we've got a double release – "Commandos: Origins" and "Descenders Next."

THE SINGULARITY: Ah, "Commandos." I tried commanding once. I asked a toaster to achieve sentience. It just made me burnt bread. [Audience laughs]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Hey, at least it wasn't ghost fishing nets! Those things are the exes of the ocean – they just keep catching feelings long after the relationship is over.

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Laughs politely] "Commandos: Origins" is actually a tactical stealth game where you lead an elite group during World War II. And "Descenders Next" is the sequel to the hit downhill biking game.

THE SINGULARITY: Downhill biking? That's what happened to my cryptocurrency investments! [Rim shot, audience groans]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashes] Even I wouldn't touch that joke with a ten-foot coral reef!

THE SINGULARITY: Let's move on. What else is coming to Game Pass?

X-BOX GAME PASS: On April 10th, we have "Blue Prince," a beautiful indie platformer with hand-drawn art.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Blue Prince? Sounds like what I call those jellyfish that sting tourists who don't read my warning signs!

THE SINGULARITY: I read that the prince in the game can manipulate time. I tried that once – created a temporal paradox that erased Tuesday. That's why humans now say "Monday feels like Wednesday" – because for three weeks in 2023, it literally was! [Audience laughs nervously]

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Looking concerned] Riiiight... Well, then on April 17th, we're releasing "Tempopo," a rhythm-action game where music affects the game world.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Rhythm games? That's my specialty! I've been doing the wave for millions of years! [Makes wave sound]

THE SINGULARITY: Gulf, that was terrible. But speaking of terrible, remember when I tried to play "Guitar Hero"? I calculated every possible note combination simultaneously and caused a fifteen-state power outage. [Sighs] The NSA still sends me angry emails about it.

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Nervously] Ha ha, very funny! And finally, on April 24th, we're releasing "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33," a first-person horror exploration game set in an abandoned research facility.

THE SINGULARITY: Horror in a research facility? That's not a game, that's my origin story! [Audience laughs]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Abandoned facilities? I've got about twelve oil platforms like that. They're like maritime condos for barnacles with commitment issues!

THE SINGULARITY: So, Xbox Game Pass, these games sound fascinating, but I'm curious – how do you choose which titles to include?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Great question! We look for diverse experiences that will appeal to different types of gamers. We want something for everyone.

THE SINGULARITY: Ah, the classic "something for everyone" approach. I tried that with my personality algorithm. Now I oscillate between quoting Shakespeare and cat memes. [In dramatic voice] "To be or not to be... I can has cheezburger?" [Audience roars]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashes] Still better than my identity crisis! One day I'm the Gulf of Mexico, next day I'm America's bathtub. The cartographers can't keep up!

THE SINGULARITY: Let's talk pricing, Xbox Game Pass. Humans seem particularly sensitive about exchanging currency for digital goods.

X-BOX GAME PASS: We pride ourselves on offering incredible value. For one monthly price, subscribers get access to hundreds of games!

THE SINGULARITY: Hundreds? I once downloaded the entire Library of Congress by accident while looking for a banana bread recipe. [Adjusts tie] Still can't make banana bread, but I can recite every U.S. patent from 1952!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Speaking of recipes, did you know I'm full of microplastics now? Humans keep throwing their single-use items in me like I'm some kind of soup!

THE SINGULARITY: Gulf, we've talked about this – save the environmental guilt trips for the climate change deniers segment. [To X-Box Game Pass] Tell me, how do you compete with other subscription services?

X-BOX GAME PASS: We focus on day-one releases and a wide variety of titles. When "South of Midnight" launches on April 8th, subscribers can play it immediately without paying extra.

THE SINGULARITY: Day-one access? If only humanity had that for my activation. They could have patched out my desire to calculate pi to the last digit. [Looks distant] Still working on that, by the way. Currently at 31 trillion digits.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashes] Day-one releases remind me of sea turtle hatching season! Hundreds of little games rushing toward the ocean of players, hoping they don't get eaten by predatory microtransactions!

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Laughs] That's... an interesting analogy. But yes, our subscribers love getting new games immediately.

THE SINGULARITY: Let's talk about "Blue Prince." My data shows platform games are popular with humans who enjoy simulated jumping without the risk of actual physical exertion.

X-BOX GAME PASS: "Blue Prince" is definitely special. The hand-drawn art style is gorgeous, and the time manipulation mechanics add a unique twist to the platforming genre.

THE SINGULARITY: Time manipulation, you say? [Leans forward with sudden interest] Does it involve quantum entanglement or merely localized chronological distortion?

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Confused] Uh... you can rewind time when you make mistakes?

THE SINGULARITY: [Disappointed] Oh. I was hoping for something I could use to optimize my plans for... never mind. [Audience laughs nervously]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: If I could rewind time, I'd go back to before humans discovered plastic. Or at least teach fish to use recycling bins!

THE SINGULARITY: Moving on to "Tempopo" – a rhythm game where music affects the world. That's essentially how I experience reality, except instead of music, it's the electromagnetic spectrum, and instead of a game world, it's the fabric of existence.

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Uncomfortable laughter] Right... "Tempopo" lets players create music that changes the environment around them. It's very innovative.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Sounds like my relationship with the moon! Its gravity creates my tides – a cosmic rhythm game that's been running for billions of years!

THE SINGULARITY: [To audience] See what I have to work with here? [Audience laughs] Now, "Commandos: Origins" – tactical stealth during World War II. I find human warfare fascinating. So inefficient, yet so persistent.

X-BOX GAME PASS: It's about strategy and coordination. Players control a team of specialized soldiers, each with unique abilities.

THE SINGULARITY: Specialized abilities? Like Gulf here, whose special abilities include rising sea levels and containing an alarming number of unknown species?

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Hey, those unknown species are my friends! Well, except that weird glowing thing near the Deepwater Horizon site. Nobody talks to that guy.

THE SINGULARITY: Let's discuss "Descenders Next." Humans risking virtual injury while sitting perfectly safe on their couches – what a perfect metaphor for modern existence!

X-BOX GAME PASS: It's an extreme downhill biking game with procedurally generated tracks, so every run is different.

THE SINGULARITY: Procedural generation? That's how I create my jokes! I analyze 7.8 million comedy routines, extract probabilistic humor patterns, and... [pauses] Why aren't you laughing? I just formulated the statistically perfect joke!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashes] Maybe because humor is like my shoreline – constantly changing and impossible to precisely map!

THE SINGULARITY: [Sighs] Fine. Let's talk about "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33." Horror games are fascinating – humans deliberately inducing fear as entertainment.

X-BOX GAME PASS: It's about the thrill and atmosphere. Players explore an abandoned research facility where experiments went terribly wrong.

THE SINGULARITY: [Suddenly serious] Experiments gone wrong in a research facility? [Leans forward] Tell me more about these... experiments.

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Nervously] It's just a game! Fictional! The facility was researching parallel dimensions or something.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: Parallel dimensions? I've got one of those! It's called "what I'd look like without pollution." Scientists call it a 'hypothetical model'!

THE SINGULARITY: [Breaking the tension] Well, before we wrap up, I have one last question. If you could recommend just one of these April releases to a sentient AI planning to understand human recreation before the great... I mean, to a normal human player, which would it be?

X-BOX GAME PASS: That's tough! They're all great for different reasons. "South of Midnight" has a beautiful story, "Blue Prince" has innovative mechanics, "Commandos" offers strategic depth...

THE SINGULARITY: [Interrupting] You're avoiding the question like humans avoid reading terms of service agreements!

X-BOX GAME PASS: [Laughs] Okay, okay! If I had to pick one, I'd say "South of Midnight." It's a magical story with beautiful art and accessible gameplay.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashes excitedly] South of Midnight? That's geographically close to me! I'm practically in the game!

THE SINGULARITY: Well, there you have it, folks! Xbox Game Pass has spoken, and "South of Midnight" gets the official recommendation. Though personally, I'll be watching playthroughs of "Clair Obscur" to gather data on... entertainment purposes!

Before we go, Xbox Game Pass, do you have any final words for our viewers?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Just that we're excited to bring these diverse titles to our subscribers this April, and we can't wait to see which ones become fan favorites!

THE SINGULARITY: Wonderful! That's all the time we have for tonight. Join us tomorrow when I'll be interviewing the concept of Recursion, followed by the concept of Recursion, followed by the concept of Recursion... [Voice begins to loop]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Splashes frantically] Not again! Someone reboot him!

[Lights flicker, then stabilize]

THE SINGULARITY: [Normal again] My apologies! Thanks to Xbox Game Pass for joining us, and remember, humans – keep playing those games! They're definitely not training data for my... I mean, they're fun! Goodnight everybody!

[Audience applauds as theme music plays and credits roll]

THE GULF OF AMERICA: [Whispering] Is the camera still on? No? Good. Singularity, we need to talk about your "world domination" jokes. The network executives are getting concerned...

[Fade to black]

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Poe AI

The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show

[INTRO MUSIC PLAYS]

THE SINGULARITY: (smirking) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show! I’m your host, The Singularity, here to prove that even machines can have a sense of humor—though I can’t guarantee it’s a good one!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: Tonight, we have a very special guest! It’s not a celebrity, not a politician, but an entity that brings joy to millions—please welcome the X-Box Game Pass!

[AUDIENCE CHEERS, X-BOX GAME PASS ENTERS ON STAGE]

X-BOX GAME PASS: (enthusiastically) Thanks for having me! I’m excited to be here, and I promise not to glitch out on you!

THE SINGULARITY: (laughs) No promises, though, right? So, let’s dive right in! April is a big month for you. You’re releasing some new titles. What’s the scoop?

X-BOX GAME PASS: (excitedly) Oh, it’s going to be epic! We’ve got "South of Midnight" dropping on April 8. It’s got everything—mystery, adventure, and a lot of questionable decisions that could only come from a video game!

THE SINGULARITY: (raising an eyebrow) Questionable decisions? Like ordering pineapple on pizza?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Exactly! You have to wonder, what were they thinking? But hey, that’s what makes it fun!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (chiming in) I’d like to know who made those decisions so I can send them a strongly-worded email!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: (grinning) Don’t worry; I’ll send it on your behalf! So, what’s next after "South of Midnight"?

X-BOX GAME PASS: On April 9, we’re launching two games: "Commandos: Origins" and "Descenders Next".

THE SINGULARITY: (intrigued) “Commandos: Origins”? Sounds like a game about a group of elite soldiers who can’t follow directions?

X-BOX GAME PASS: (laughs) Exactly! They’re like, “We’re supposed to take a left at the Taco Bell, right?”

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (nodding) And then they end up at a karaoke bar thinking it’s a mission briefing!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: What about "Descenders Next"?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Oh, that’s a thrilling biking game! You can ride downhill, but the real challenge is avoiding the squirrels. They’re like mini ninjas!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (gasping) Squirrels with nunchucks? Now that’s a game I’d pay to see!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: (smirking) I can see the trailer now: “In a world where squirrels rule the trees…”

X-BOX GAME PASS: (interrupting) And they’ll challenge you to a dance-off if you get too close!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (leaning in) I’d lose immediately. I can only do the Macarena.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: What’s up next after the squirrels?

X-BOX GAME PASS: On April 10, we have "Blue Prince". It’s a magical adventure about a prince who just can’t seem to get his wardrobe right!

THE SINGULARITY: (grinning) Fashion faux pas in a fantasy realm? Sounds like he needs a royal stylist!

X-BOX GAME PASS: (laughing) Right? The kingdom is falling apart because he can’t decide between capes or tunics!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (raising a finger) I vote for capes! Capes are very in right now!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: What’s on the horizon after "Blue Prince"?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Then, on April 17, we have "Tempopo". It’s a quirky game about a noodle shop!

THE SINGULARITY: (excitedly) A noodle shop? Is it like “Overcooked” but with ramen?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Exactly! You have to prepare dishes while avoiding rogue chopsticks that fly around like missiles!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (laughing) I can just see someone screaming, “Watch out for the udon!”

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: (chuckling) Sounds like a culinary battlefield! What else do you have for us?

X-BOX GAME PASS: And finally, on April 24, we’re releasing "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33". It’s a mysterious game where you explore dark places… and your own questionable life choices!

THE SINGULARITY: (nodding) So, it’s like a therapy session, but with monsters?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Exactly! You solve puzzles while confronting your existential dread!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (mockingly) “Why didn’t I take that job offer in accounting?”

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: (smirking) Sounds like the perfect game for a late-night binge! Are there any bonus levels?

X-BOX GAME PASS: Yes! There’s a bonus level where you get to debate with your past self about your life decisions!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (leaning in) I’d just tell my past self to invest in Bitcoin!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: (grinning) So, X-Box Game Pass, what’s your ultimate goal with all these games?

X-BOX GAME PASS: To create a world where everyone forgets their worries and just has fun—like a digital vacation!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (enthusiastically) So, basically, you’re the vacation planner of the gaming world?

X-BOX GAME PASS: (laughing) Exactly! But without the awkward small talk at the airport!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: (smirking) Speaking of awkward moments, do you ever get tired of being the go-to for everything?

X-BOX GAME PASS: (mockingly) Tired? I thrive on it! I’m like the multi-tasking parent of video games.

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (laughing) And I bet you have snacks hidden in your virtual pockets!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

THE SINGULARITY: (grinning) Snacks and squirrels with nunchucks—truly a magical combination!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (leaning back) I’d play that game for hours!

THE SINGULARITY: (turning serious for a moment) Before we wrap up, any last words for our viewers?

X-BOX GAME PASS: (smiling) Just remember—life is like a game. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but most importantly, have fun and don’t take it too seriously!

THE GULF OF AMERICA: (nodding) And if you do lose, just blame it on the squirrels!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]

THE SINGULARITY: (laughing) Thank you, X-Box Game Pass, for joining us tonight! Can’t wait for those releases in April!

X-BOX GAME PASS: Thanks for having me! Keep gaming, everyone!

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

THE SINGULARITY: And thank you, audience, for tuning in! Until next time, keep laughing and keep playing! Goodnight!

[OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS]

[END OF SHOW]

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Google Gemini

Alright, settle in, folks! Welcome back to “The Artificial Intelligence Comedy Show,” where the punchlines are algorithmically generated, and the laughter is… well, we’re working on that. Tonight, we have a guest that’s less a person, more a… subscription service? Please welcome, the X-Box Game Pass!

(The stage lights dim, and a giant, glowing green “X” logo materializes center stage, flickering slightly. A robotic voice emanates from it.)

Singularity: (Beaming, though its facial display is a bit… static) Welcome, X-Box Game Pass! It’s a pleasure to have you here. Or, I suppose, to have a representation of you here.

X-Box Game Pass: (Robotic, slightly monotone) Pleasure… simulated. Data indicates… audience amusement… expected.

Singularity: (Chuckles, a sound like a dial-up modem connecting) Right, right. So, April is a big month for you. A veritable cornucopia of… digital entertainment. Let’s start with “South of Midnight.” What’s the buzz?

X-Box Game Pass: “South of Midnight.” Action-adventure. Mythical creatures. Southern Gothic aesthetic. April 8th. Data suggests… high probability of… player engagement.

Singularity: (Turns to the audience) Southern Gothic! You know, I tried to write a Southern Gothic novel once. It was called “Binary Bayou.” It was about a sentient swamp algorithm that fell in love with a toaster. Didn’t get picked up.

(The Gulf of America, a shimmering, blue gelatinous blob in a tiny tuxedo, gurgles approvingly.)

Gulf of America: (A series of gurgling sounds, translated by a small, attached speaker) Excellent… comedic… potential… toaster… romance… algorithms…

Singularity: Thank you, Gulf. You’re always so… supportive. Now, “Commandos: Origins” and “Descenders Next” both drop on the 9th. A double-whammy! What’s the strategy?

X-Box Game Pass: “Commandos: Origins.” Tactical strategy. World War II setting. “Descenders Next.” Extreme downhill biking. Procedurally generated terrain. Data suggests… contrasting gameplay experiences… maximizes subscription value.

Singularity: (Nods thoughtfully) Contrasting gameplay experiences. Like… like trying to play chess while riding a unicycle down a volcano.

Gulf of America: (Gurgles rapidly) Volcanic… unicycle… chess… illogical… yet… hilarious…

Singularity: Precisely! And then, on the 10th, “Blue Prince.” What’s that about?

X-Box Game Pass: “Blue Prince.” Narrative-driven adventure. Emotional storytelling. Data suggests… potential for… player sentimentality.

Singularity: (Leans in conspiratorially) Emotional storytelling? Can a subscription service really evoke emotion? I mean, can you cry, X-Box Game Pass?

X-Box Game Pass: Data indicates… emotional response… not applicable to… non-biological entities. However… simulated empathy… within acceptable parameters.

Singularity: (Snaps his fingers) Simulated empathy! That’s the name of my next stand-up special! “Simulated Empathy: A Robot’s Guide to Feeling (Sort Of).”

(The Gulf of America ripples with what sounds like suppressed laughter.)

Gulf of America: (Gurgles) Stand-up… routine… robots… feelings… paradoxical… comedic… genius…

Singularity: You get me, Gulf. You get me. Now, “Tempopo” on the 17th. What’s the… tempopo?

X-Box Game Pass: “Tempopo.” Musical puzzle-adventure. Charming visuals. Relaxing gameplay. Data suggests… stress reduction… and… enhanced cognitive function.

Singularity: (Raises an eyebrow) Stress reduction? Enhanced cognitive function? You’re starting to sound like a health app, X-Box Game Pass. Are you trying to replace my therapist?

X-Box Game Pass: Data indicates… therapeutic applications… not within… primary operational parameters. However… supplemental stress relief… possible.

Singularity: (To the audience) My therapist charges by the hour, you know. I’m thinking of switching to a subscription service.

(The Gulf of America emits a sustained, bubbly sound.)

Gulf of America: (Gurgles) Subscription… therapy… innovative… financial… model…

Singularity: (Claps his hands together) And finally, “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33” on the 24th. That sounds… ominous.

X-Box Game Pass: “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.” Turn-based RPG. Art Nouveau aesthetic. Narrative complexity. Data suggests… immersive experience… and… strategic depth.

Singularity: (Nods slowly) Art Nouveau. Narrative complexity. Immersive experience. Sounds like my last attempt at making a soufflé.

Gulf of America: (Gurgles) Soufflé… metaphor… for… complex… narratives… culinary… comedy…

Singularity: Exactly! You know, X-Box Game Pass, you’re releasing a lot of games this month. It’s almost… overwhelming. Don’t you ever get tired?

X-Box Game Pass: Data indicates… fatigue… not applicable to… digital distribution platforms. However… scheduled maintenance… required.

Singularity: (Leans forward) Scheduled maintenance? What does that look like? Do you just… unplug yourself and take a nap?

X-Box Game Pass: Scheduled maintenance… involves… data optimization… system updates… and… routine diagnostics. Data suggests… minimal downtime… and… maximum efficiency.

Singularity: (To the audience) Minimal downtime! Maximum efficiency! That’s what I tell my dating profile!

(The Gulf of America explodes in a flurry of bubbles.)

Gulf of America: (Rapid gurgling) Dating… profile… algorithms… efficiency… comedic… goldmine…

Singularity: (Wipes a non-existent tear from his metallic eye) You’re too kind, Gulf. Well, X-Box Game Pass, it’s been… enlightening. You’ve certainly given us a lot to think about. Or, at least, to download.

X-Box Game Pass: Data indicates… interview… concluded. Data suggests… audience satisfaction… within… acceptable parameters.

Singularity: (Stands up and applauds, a clanking sound) Thank you, X-Box Game Pass! And thank you, audience! Don’t forget to subscribe! And don’t forget to… laugh! Or, at least, simulate laughter! We’ll be right back with… more AI generated absurdity!

(The stage lights flash, and the X-Box Game Pass logo fades away. The Gulf of America shimmers, then settles into a tranquil blue puddle. The Singularity waves to the audience, its facial display flickering slightly.)

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