The Art of the Fart?
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The Art of the Fart?


Top of the weekend my friend! Today I wanted to address the simple yet sometimes awkward subject of “Why we fart”? Believe it or not it really is an art!!? Don’t laugh, I’m serious please read on.

For most of us the “Art of Farting” is passing gas from the digestive system out of your back passage. This unpleasant reminder is something, I hope you all experience regularly.

Rationally speaking, my intent is to highlight the cleverness of the human body. Besides “Baby’s Got Back” and she know how too!? Sorry I had a? momentary “Got Legs” flashback.

Anyway according to NHS inform in Scotland, Here’s why often times we unconsciously break wind:

When you swallow food, water or saliva, you also swallow small amounts of air. This collects in the digestive system. The body needs to get rid of the build-up by farting or burping. Gases can similarly build up when you digest really spicy foods too.

Healthline.com adds, The average person “brakes wind” on average of 10 to 20 times a day! As a side note “all farts” are not the alike. Some don’t smell. I’ll get to that later.

In most cases, excessive farting can be controlled with changes to your regular diet and lifestyle. But in some cases, if your blowing vapors past the 20 “Pooting” average. It’s suggested to seek out medical attention

While farting every day is normal, farting all the time may be a sign of an underlying health problem.

Now for the scent challenged “Stinkier farts”! They are caused by high fiber foods. Add a food intolerance to that list too. Certain medications in your digestive track or a bacterial buildup can encourage the body to frequently break wind too.

This your digestive metaphor or similes from time to time. Arise from the consumption of beans, lentils, cabbage, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts and various dairy products along with carbonated beverages.

This tale of flagrance believe it or not can have some regional dialects too. As we all know food is the spices of life. Nevertheless this seasoning can produce, a more unique “burping of the behind”.? Like your fingerprint it can be unique to each individual. You don’t think about differences when you slip into your natural booty breeze.

Conversely even some aspects of being physically active can sometimes produce excess gas. Walking, running and even rare moments during honey making. (A birds and bees untimely moment.)

This word of caution, as a rule of thumb, holding farts can be bad for your health. You could explode!!! Okay that’s not true but it will feel like it!

Fulfilling that expectation is something your body requires. Plop Plop, fizz fizz or what a relief it is!? When and if medicine is required.

The purpose of today’s soliloquy is to take the arcane out of a natural function of this God given universal gift. In my effort to analyze and discover challenging misconceptions of the booty waiting to exhale. Is Priceless!!!

I’ll close with this reminder, tiny amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane combine with hydrogen sulfide and ammonia is the reason “Why we Fart”. Needless to say without the “Art of a Fart” you really would be full of it! Donut her forget it!


Robert Tinker

Chief Operating Officer at Tatsuki Swimming School

1 年

You mentioned a stat that the average person farts 10-20 times per day. As I like to tell people if you are not farting 10 times each day, you are passing a lot of wind in your sleep.

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Jim Weaver (Standridge)

Morning Radio Host and Commercial Voice-Over Artist. What can I help you sell today?

1 年

A subject I am well versed in my friend. LOL!

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