The Art of Business Bullsh*t Bingo
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The Art of Business Bullsh*t Bingo

The latest in our series: 10 guaranteed ways to trade clarity for confusion

  •       Let’s create a green field site and set some hares running in it.
  •       We’re paving the way for concrete developments.
  •       We need to pivot.
  •       What are the deliverables?
  •       We are experts in this space.
  •      We are here to reimagine the business model.
  •       I just wanted to touch base.
  •       I don’t think you are being totally above-board with me.
  •       We guarantee this will work “soup to nuts”.
  •      We need to ensure that there is some granularity in this process.

For previous articles relating to our series How to Ruin your Business, please follow the links below.

Part One - Business Plan

Part Two - Leadership Brand

Part Three - Business Partners

Part Four - Networking

David Farmer

Commercial & Property Finance Specialist at Lime Finance Solutions - NACFB Small Commercial Broker of the Year!

5 年

I used to hate 'We need to drill down on this one' and 'singing from the same hymn sheet' Aargh!!!!

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David Mellor

Founder of David Mellor Publishing

5 年

Glad you like it Jeremy. Latest in my series of collaborations with Nasser Business Pulse....

Jeremy Taylor

Who do you want to talk to? Helping you create meaningful & mutually beneficial business connections.

5 年

Glad you didn't add "Let's drop the engine out of this" from my article earlier this month!

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