Answered Prayers

Guys.. Sitting here reminiscing about my time in California praying to God during the sunset looking over the ocean.I asked God for just one wish, The Sky rumbled and Clouds rolled in & God answered..He said Parris, You have always been a loyal faithful servant and I would be happy to grant you a wish.I said thank you Lord, I wish you would build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can continue my vacation the Hawaiian Islands the next 2 weeks.God Answered stating, That is a Very Materialistic Wish, I can do it, but can you imagine all the steel columns and concrete to complete such a task all the way across the Pacific Ocean?I want you to go back and think of another wish that will glorify me and serve all men.So... I did, I put a lot of thought into it and came back a week later and said...God, I want to really understand women, the way they think, what makes them happy, why they cry out of the blue and get upset over the smallest things and I want you to teach all men how to really make women happy.A few moments go by & the sky rumbles and fills with clouds again and God says.... Did you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on the bridge?