Amazing what one finds in a supermarket loo!

I recently visited Holywell, North Wales, and needed to find a loo fast. The local Tesco store was a blessing. It had a baby changing room a disabled loo, and a unisex cubicle.

As I stood there I was quite amused to see the products in the wall mounted vending machine.

                        The vending machine in the toilets at Holywell Tesco's        

The durex amd tampons were positively fine, it was the 3rd option I found baffling - Tic tacs. The reason for including the little mints must come from an old North Wales custom. Cleaning ones bum! Are people from Holywell double jointed? I need to know so it backs up my theory - the ability to reach their own bottoms with the tongue and lick it clean leaving a sparkling bottom. Aah yes! The tic tacs would be used to take away the after taste and promote fresh breath.